Actors
 Actresses
 Directors
 Writers
 Producers
 Set as Home Page
 Add to Bookmarks
Hey, you true celebrity fans - here's the largest online database of over 25,000 accurate celebrity addresses. Visit 'The Online Celebrity Address Database' and fill your mailbox with signed photos and letters. Click here for details!
  • No one post link yet, webmaster add link now.
    Webmaster add Sean Maguire site here!
    Link to this page:


    Just Copy url to your page:
    Thank you very much :))

    Have you ever wanted to contact your favourite celebrity ? Maybe to ask them for an autograph, send them a fan letter, or even career questions? Now you can with the Online Celebrity Address Database. Click here for details!

    Sean Maguire Quotation






    Movie Title: Off Centre (2001) as Euan:


    [Euan is talking to a doctor to get circumcised]
    Dr. Wasserman : So Euan, have you given any thought to the kind of cut you would like?
    Euan : Well uh, well no.
    Dr. Wasserman : Would you like to pick one out from "The Big Book Of Penises"?
    Euan : Uh, I suppose...
    Dr. Wasserman : Joking! Joking!
    Euan : Oh!
    Dr. Wasserman : There is no "Big Book Of Penises"! I mean, maybe there is one, but I certainly don't have it!


    Euan : Water?
    Mike Platt : No, thanks. I have one.
    Euan : Oh, well I figured you might need a "backup". Just in case the other one runs out!


    Dr. Wasserman : Ahh, reading about Mel Gibson, I see. He's circumcised.
    Euan : Really? It just says here that it rained a lot during the filming of "Braveheart".

    [Chau is trying to organize a protest rally to bring back the recently cancelled T.V. show "The Education of Max Bickford."] Chau: Check out my sign. [Holds up a sign that reads "We Don't Need No Education!"] Chau: We don't need no education. Get it? *"Education"*, "The Education of Max Bickford".
    Euan : But it says we don't need it. Chau: No it says "We *don't* need *no* education". It's a double negative, which means we *do* need it! Mike: Chau, I'm not sure how to tell you this but, I think your signs a little retareded! Chau: Yeah, retarded. Like a fox!


    Euan : Oh my God! I just met Krisie Lee's boyfriend Chau: Oh... was he a big guy? Oh! But with an ironic nick-name like "Tiny"!


    Euan : [Mr. Dexter banging on the door, and yells for Euan] Oh God, what do I do?... [looks at Liz]
    Euan : Liz! Liz, Be my girlfriend!
    Liz Lombardi : What?
    Euan : Come on play along! You're fantasy's finally coming true! [Looks at Chau and Mike]
    Euan : And you two... Chau: Uhhh... we're you're GAY friends!


    Euan : [opens the door to greet Mr. Dexter] Oh Mr. Dexter! How wonderful to see you! This is my girlfriend Liz, we're in a committed relationship totally monogomas!
    Liz Lombardi : Yep I'm his girlfriend!
    Euan : Yeah give some sugar baby!
    Liz Lombardi : Oh! [Euan kisses her]
    Mike Platt : Hey! [goes to stop them from kissing... ] Chau: [pulls Mike back to him... ] Oh don't worry Chau's got some sugar for you too! [kisses Mike]
    Mike Platt : [Mike mortified... pushes Chau away and runs for the door... stops... pauses... looks back at Chau and points at him... ] You just slipped me the toungue... Chau: [pulls Mike back] Dude they were kissing, so we had to kiss... Great you blew Euans whole scam!

       
    Copyright movies studios and Imdb.com: Sean Maguire
    Legal © Quotesbase.com