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 Herb Edelman QuotationMovie Title: The Odd Couple (1968) as Murray / Murray the Cop: Murray : A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram? Oscar Madison : Felix, the nut, that's who! Can you imagine getting a thing like that? She even had to tip the kid a quarter. Murray : A whole bottle of pills! My God, get an ambulance! Oscar Madison : Wait a minute, will ya? We don't even know what kind! Murray : What difference does it make? He took a whole bottle! Oscar Madison : Well, maybe they were vitamins! He could be the healthiest one in the room! Murray : For God's sake, do something. Say something. Oscar Madison : What? What do you say to a man who's crying in your bathroom? Oscar Madison : I'm in for a quarter. Murray : Aren't you going to look at your cards first? Oscar Madison : What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway. Oscar Madison : You want... uh... brown sandwiches... or green sandwiches? Murray the Cop : What's the green? Oscar Madison : It's either very new cheese or very old meat. Murray the Cop : I'll take the brown. Murray : What happened to the apartment? Oscar Madison : It's been given the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Murray : Hey, did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight? He wrote out his entire will on half a roll of toilet paper. What a nut! Cop in squad car: Hey, what are you doing, Murray? Murray : Off-duty arrest. Caught them gambling. Speed : Excuse me, sir, but aren't you the one they call the Cincinnati Kid? Murray : You don't like it, get a machine. Roy : Geez, it stinks in here. Murray : How many cards do you have? Speed : We each have four cards, Murray. If you give us one more, we'd all have five. If you gave us two more, we'd all have six. Do you see how that works now? Murray : Why'd you let him go into the bathroom? Oscar Madison : Oh that's a kids bathroom. Worst thing he can do is brush his teeth to death. Movie Title: Barefoot in the Park (1967) as Harry Pepper, Telephone man: Harry Pepper, Telephone man : My name's Harry Pepper if you ever have any trouble with line, do me a favor, don't ask for Harry Pepper. Movie Title: The Golden Girls (1985) as Stan: Stan : Hello Sophia, you're looking younger every day. Sophia : Hi Stan, and that's a beautiful toupee you're wearing. Great, now we're both lying. Stan : I know everything about basketball - it's one of the interesting things about me. Sophia : Please. You've lived here for two months; there's nothing interesting about you. Stan : Go on, ask me anything. Sophia : Alright... when are you moving out? |
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