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 George Lopez QuotationMovie Title: George Lopez (2002) as George: [After catching his daughter dating a teenage boy] George : From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you! George : Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny : We Lopezes are a proud people... George : You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud! Angie: You think your only contribution to this family is a paycheck? George : That's my job in this family, Angie. When I was a kid my mom always complained about how there wasn't a man around to help her with the bills. Look, a man isn't a man unless he's a provider. I'm a hunter! I'm a provider! Angie: A hunter? You can't even give the dog eye-drops! George : If he looked away I could. [when their daughter is late from school] George : Okay, I'm here. Have you found Carmen yet? Angie: No, And I'm worried sick. It's her first day at a new school, and she should've been home an hour ago. George : Come on, it's an hour. She's got no money. She's got no friends. She's probably walking around the mall crying. George : Carmen, we need to talk. Come on, let's go for a ride. Carmen: [suspiciously] Am I coming back? George : As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. [having a father-daughter talk while driving] Carmen: Where are we going? George : I just want to talk. And the first thing I want to say is I should've punished Max a lot more than I did. Carmen: [sarcastically] Well, I should call the newspaper. "George Lopez Admits When He's Wrong." George : [murmur] Be the adult, be the adult. George : Ok look, maybe I went easier on Max because I know why he peeped. I was a boy. I get that. I don't get you anymore. I did when you were a little girl 'cause you were just like a little boy except you never got caught on your zipper. Carmen: Well, I'm not a little boy or a little girl anymore. I'd like a little privacy. And I'd like some respect. George : That's fair. Carmen: And I'd like my feelings listened to. George : Ooh, that's a tough one. Carmen: Why? George : Because everything's a crisis with you. There are no small problems. George : I'm on overload, Carmen. I mean, I thought teenagers were supposed to lock themselves in their rooms and never talk to their parents. I was kinda looking forward to that. Carmen: Well, I'm sorry I tell you all my problems. George : No, you shouldn't be. I have to get better at this. George : Look, I promise to start listening to your feelings if you promise not to have so MANY of them. Carmen: Deal. George : And don't ever think I love Max more than I love you. 'Cause that's not right. Carmen: [voice breaking] Okay. George : Why are you crying? Carmen: I'm happy. George : [voice breaking] I got you this cellphone to make up for everything. Stop crying. Carmen: [crying] Oh my god. It's a cellphone! (hugs George) [to the car beside him at the light] George : [crying] Hey, what are you looking at? We're feeling in here! George : Go, man! The light's green. |
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