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 James Marsden Quotation"If you're an attractive guy, everyone thinks you're successful just because of the way you look. I hate that." Movie Title: The 24th Day (2004) as Dan: Dan : Do you have a girlfriend? Tom : No. I have beer. Movie Title: Interstate 60: Episodes of the Road (2002) as Neal Oliver: Lynn Linden : What? Something wrong with the way I fucking talk? Neal Oliver : No, no, no no no... I mean yes. Yes, you make Mike Tyson sound like an Oxford graduate. Neal Oliver : [voice over] As I said, it all started on my 22nd birthday, specifically here on my traditional birthday lunch. As always my father had picked the restaurant. Attending were the usual suspects: Sally, who my parents actually liked, maybe even more than I did; my dad, Daniel, attorney-at-law; my mom, Marlene, the attorney's wife; and my sister and best-friend, Nancy, put on earth by the Grace of God to keep me from going insane. Neal Oliver : [voice over] I worked graveyard shift at a grocery warehouse, filling orders for the trucks to take to the various stores in the morning. I liked it for three reasons: I'd gotten the job on my own, it paid enough that I did not have to ask the old man for cash, and it annoyed Daniel that his son was even working at such a low class job. Bob Cody: Hey, Bob Cody. I don't drive, and I don't like to hitchhike. When I hitchhike I am at the mercy of the driver. But when I pay for the ride, I'm the employer, and I call the shots. That's how I like it. So you want to work for me? Neal Oliver : Well, I'm going to Danver. I wouldn't mind making some money. Bob Cody: Good. I'm going to Renburg. It's on your way. Here's my proposition. You pay for gas, pay for your meal. No alcohol while you're on payroll. I pick the radio stations. I initiate all conversations. I'll pay you $10 cash every hour, and the mileage money when we get to Renburg. In all other matters, you play straight with me, I'll play straight with you. So do we have a contract? Neal Oliver : We have a contract. Bob Cody: So who's my new employee? Neal Oliver : Neal Oliver. Bob Cody: Mr. Oliver, you may call me "Mr. Cody" or "Sir". Neal Oliver : You've got it, Sir. Neal Oliver : [voice over] Mr. Cody had rather unique tastes in audio stimulation. Woman on radio: The choice is clear. The Arion 620, the American-made car for the American driver. Bob Cody: That's a lie. The Arion engines are made in Japan. Man on radio: Kill Signal, the movie everyone's talking about, from Weber Films. Bob Cody: [laughs] That's another lie. You're not talking about it. Another man on radio: We're the U.S. post office, and we care. Bob Cody: Oh! That's the biggest whopper of all. Valerie McCabe : Valerie McCabe, Yale '91. I've got a special rate for visitors, and I know I can win your case. Neal Oliver : You don't even know my case. Valerie McCabe : The Madison case? Nuisance suit. Happens to visitors all the time. Fact is J.J. Madison doesn't even have a cat. He's allergic. I could have it thrown out in no time. Neal Oliver : Wait, he never had a cat. So, why's he going to sue somebody for it? Valerie McCabe : Because he can. Neal Oliver : What? Valerie McCabe : Every adult citizen of Morlaw is a lawyer, so everybody sues everybody else. It doesn't matter if there's a cause. It's how we ensure that everyone makes a living off their profession. Neal Oliver : Yeah, but that's insane. Valerie McCabe : I could sue you for that. You just made a defamatory remark about his town. Hey, are you looking at my legs? I could sue you for that too, sexual harassment. Neal Oliver : Is there anything you can't sue me for? Valerie McCabe : Hire me. That way, everything between us is subject to attorney-client privilege. I'm $75 an hour. First hour is free. Neal Oliver : Well, at least you know my case. All right, you're hired. Neal Oliver : Okay, so if everyone, who lives here, is a lawyer, how do you live? I mean, who runs the grocery store. Who does your dry-cleaning? Who fixes the shitter when it breaks? Valerie McCabe : Well, we all moonlight on the law-related jobs. You know, police, bailiffs, court reporters. But those other, trivial things you mentioned? They're done by people like you, awaiting trial. It's the only way they can afford their legal fees. Valerie McCabe : Fred, Mr. Oliver is a potential fugitive. Lock him up. Neal Oliver : Lock me up? Valerie McCabe : Of course. We lawyers have to protect our livelihood. Neal Oliver : Wait; you can't do this to me. I have rights. Valerie McCabe : I know you do, Sweetie. I'm here to protect them. Neal Oliver : I love this highway. Neal Oliver : [pointing at a painting on a wall] Oh, and Dad, that thing? It's crap. You've got ripped off. [pause] Neal Oliver : And it's upside down. Bob Cody: Say what you mean, mean what you say. You know that if everybody follow that rule, there'd be a lot less trouble. Now, we still have a contract Mr. Oliver. I sure hope you're not thinking about breaking that contract. Neal Oliver : Thinking about it? Yes. Doing it? No, Sir. Bob Cody: [laughs] That's a very honest response. That's a breath of fresh air. Movie Title: The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) as Kovu: [Kiara and Kovu are running with Timon and Pumbaa] Kovu : Why are we doing this? What's the point of this training? Kiara : Training? This is just for fun! Kovu : Fun? Timon : Yeesh! You need to get out more. Fun! Yee-ha! Movie Title: X-Men (2000) as Cyclops: [Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter] Wolverine : It's me! Cyclops : Prove it! Wolverine : You're a dick. Cyclops : Okay. Wolverine : Jean... Dr. Jean Grey : Scott, when I tell you, open your eyes. Cyclops : No! Dr. Jean Grey : Trust me. [Wolverine takes out Cyclops' visor] Wolverine : You drop something? [commenting on the X-Men uniforms] Wolverine : You actually go outside in these things? Cyclops : Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex? [Trapped inside the Statue of Liberty] Cyclops : Storm, fry him! Magneto : Oh yes! A bolt of lightening into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school? [discussing Wolverine] Prof. Charles Francis Xavier : There are more powerful mutants out there. Why should this one be so important? Cyclops : Maybe it's his way with people. Prof. Charles Francis Xavier : You don't like him? Cyclops : How could you tell? Prof. Charles Francis Xavier : Well, I am psychic, you know. Wolverine : You going to tell me to stay away from your girl? Cyclops : If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl. Wolverine : Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops? Cyclops : It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl. Logan : There's someone here. Cyclops : Where? Logan : I don't know. Keep your eye open. Cyclops : All right, we can insert here at the George Washington Bridge, come around the bank just off of Manhattan, land on the far side of Liberty Island, here. Wolverine : What about harbor patrol? Radar? Cyclops : If they have anything that can pick up our jet, they deserve to catch us. Logan : Have you ever... Dr. Jean Grey : Used Cerebro? No. It takes a degree of control and for someone like me it's... Cyclops : Dangerous. Wolverine : Gotta get her out of there. Cyclops, can you hit it? Cyclops : The ring's moving too fast. Wolverine : Just shoot it! Cyclops : I'll kill her! Storm : You could fly right over the torch. Wolverine : Then let me go. If I don't make it, then at least you can still blast the damn thing! Cyclops : All right, do it. Jean use your power, try to steady him. Storm : Hang on to something. [Cyclops lands the plane abruptly] Cyclops : Sorry. Wolverine : You call that a landing? Cyclops : Wait a second! You said this machine draws its power from Magneto, and that it weakened him. Prof. Charles Francis Xavier : Yes, in fact it nearly killed him. Wolverine : He's going to transfer his power to Rogue and use her to power the machine. Movie Title: X2 (2003) as Cyclops: Cyclops : Everybody stand back. Dr. Jean Grey : Scott no. His mind is connected to Cerebro. Opening the door, could kill him and everyone his mind is linked to. Storm : Wait, Kurt, I need you to take me inside. Cyclops : Storm, who is this guy? Who are you? Nightcrawler : My name is Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich Circus... Storm : He's a teleporter. Nightcrawler : I told you, If I can't see where I'm going... Storm : I have faith in you. Dr. Jean Grey : Don't believe anything you see in there. Nightcrawler : Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven. Wolverine : [tosses Cyclops the keys to his motorbike] Your bike needs gas. Cyclops : [tosses back the keys] Then fill it up. Movie Title: Disturbing Behavior (1998) as Steve Clark / Steve: Steve Clark : Tell me, Shannon, do you get yelled at when you talk about your dead grandfather? Nathan Clark: Steve. Steve Clark : 'Cause around here, people go crazy if you talk about a dead brother. Rachel : Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads. Steve : A sinister force? Rachel : You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky. Steve Clark : I had no idea the evil was this pervasive. [U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons] U.V. : Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota? Steve Clark : How the fuck should I know? U.V. : All right. You're still okay. Steve : Be the ball. Steve : [shouts] You signed me up for the program? Steve Clark : Don't do this! Maybe they can be helped! Dorian Newberry : No they can't. And neither can I. [shows the gunshot wound to his stomach] Dickie Atkinson the Mechanic : [awkwardly] You had friends in Chicago? Steve Clark : Yeah. Lorna Longley : You can have friends here. Steve Clark : [after seeing Chug in a fight] What was that about? Rachel Wagner : Toxic jock syndrome. Movie Title: The Notebook (2004) as Lon Hammond: Young Allie Nelson : When I'm with Noah I feel like one person and when I'm with you I feel like a separate person. Lon Hammond : Allie, it's normal not to forget your first love but I want you for myself. I don't want to convince my fiancée that she should be with me Young Allie Nelson : You don't need to convince me. I know you're the one I should be with. Movie Title: Sugar & Spice (2001) as Jack Bartlett: Jack Bartlett : Who would you be, Count Chocula or Trix Rabbit? Diane : Trix Rabbit. Jack Bartlett : I love this lady! Movie Title: Gossip (2000) as Derrick: Derrick : You were thinking, Oh my God, I can't believe I got raped by my boyfriend AGAIN! Only you didn't know that both times it was me. Derrick : Nice people don't live life. I don't wanna go through all my days being all sweet and polite and then realize, when I'm 80, that I'm just some nice dead person. Derrick : My friend, the sea is wide; there are many fish. Many, many fish. Derrick : What are they gonna say? Travis : It's just words. |
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