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Uma Thurman Quotation


"Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal." - Uma Thurman, self description

"I'm very happy at home. I love to just hang out with my daughter, I love to work in my garden. I'm not a gaping hole of need."

"It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet."

"I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid."

"Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan."

"My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication."

"Everyone looked the same, everyone had it down to such a perfect T. You get bored. That's when you have to say, 'I will be worst-dressed.'", on her questionable choice of Oscar attire this year (2004)

"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."

"Before I had my child, I thought I knew all the boundaries of myself, that I understood the limits of my heart. It's extraordinary to have all those limits thrown out, to realize your love is inexhaustible."




Movie Title: The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996) as Noelle:



Dr. Abby Barnes : If I was a guy, I think women would like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living.
Noelle : I'd fuck you.
Dr. Abby Barnes : Thank you, honey. I know you would.


Noelle : You and I combined make the perfect woman
Dr. Abby Barnes : No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.
Noelle : Let's get shit-faced and see what happens.


Noelle : You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you, a cat, and 40 candles on your birthday cake.


Noelle : What's wrong, Abby?
Dr. Abby Barnes : Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.


Noelle : What is this? Is this cat hair?
Dr. Abby Barnes : I'm shedding. I'm extremely nervous.


Noelle : Disappointment doesn't kill
Dr. Abby Barnes : Right... rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.


Noelle : I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.


Noelle : It's just that he has this small personal habit that really drives me crazy.
Abby : What's that?
Noelle : He's in love with YOU!

Movie Title: The Avengers (1998) as Emma Peel:



John Steed : Oh, just one thing...
Emma Peel : Good luck?
John Steed : Something like that.


John Steed : After all, according to your file, you're a psychopathic personality with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia based on traumatic repression leading to outbursts of antisocial and violent behavior. Knight to king seven. Check.
Emma Peel : Is that really what you think of me?
John Steed : Well... just my type, Mrs. Peel.


Emma Peel : How now, brown cow.





Movie Title: Sweet and Lowdown (1999) as Blanche:



Blanche : What do you think of when you play? What goes through your mind?
Emmet Ray : Yeah, that I'm underpaid. I think about that sometimes.





Movie Title: Mad Dog and Glory (1993) as Glory:


[Glory catches Wayne counting money in the bathroom]
Glory : How much am I going for?
Mad Dog : About $40,000.
Glory : Is that all?
Mad Dog : Knocked down from 75.
Glory : I must be out of season.





Movie Title: Gattaca (1997) as Irene:



Vincent : A year is a long time.
Irene : Not so long. Just once around the sun.





Movie Title: Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993) as Sissy Hankshaw:



Sissy Hankshaw : They're drugged?
Bonanza Jellybean : Oh, come off it, Sissy. What do you mean, drugged? Every living thing has a chemical composition, and anything that is added to it changes that composition. If you eat a cheeseburger or a Three Musketeers bar, it changes your body chemistry. The kind of food you eat, the kind of air you breathe, can change your mental state. Does that mean you're drugged?


Sissy Hankshaw : [reading a road sign] If it's sloppy, says The Chink, best to eat it over the sink.





Movie Title: Beautiful Girls (1996) as Andera:



Willie Conway : You know how it is, the beginnings? When you first fall in love and you can't eat, you can't sleep and getting a call from her, it makes your day. It's like seeing a shooting star.
Andera : It's the best.
Willie Conway : Yeah, but, inevitably it goes away. It quiets down. So, this is my thing see, why get married now? Why not have two, three more of those beginning things before I, you know, settle into the big fade?
Andera : The big fade, that's a awful way to put it.


Willie Conway : I look at you and I think it's amazing that there's a guy out there gets to do all kinds of things with you. He gets to make you happy and spend evenings with you...
Andera : ...make me martinis, listen to Van Morrison...
Willie Conway : ...smell your skin...
Andera : ...after a day at the beach.
Willie Conway : Yeah, and read the papers...
Andera : ...on a Sunday morning...
Willie Conway : ...a rainy Sunday morning, and pepper your belly with baby kisses... Sorry.
Andera : The thing is, there's a guy out there thinks the same thing about Tracy and he's jealous of you because you get to do all that with her. Willie: Let me ask you something; can you think of anything better than making love to an attractive stranger... with just an oil light to guide your way? Can you think of anything better?
Andera : Going back to Chicago. Ice cold martini. Van Morrison.
Willie Conway : Sunday papers. Got ya.


Tommy : Can I ask you a question?
Andera : Go ahead.
Tommy : How long have you been going out with you boyfriend?
Andera : Eight months.
Tommy : And it's good?
Andera : It's very good.
Tommy : He makes you happy?
Andera : Yeah. I look for that in a man you know. The ones that make me miserable don't seem to last.
Tommy : Right.
Andera : You know there are fours words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four little words. "Good night sweet girl." That's all it takes. I'm easy, I know, but a guy who can muster up those four words is a guy I want to stay with.


Willie Conway : Do you want to go home with me?
Andera : No.
Willie Conway : I had to ask, because to be honest with you, I don't find you the least bit attractive. Now do you want to go home with me?
Andera : No.


Andera : So why the sad face?
Willie Conway : Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.


Andera : Are you drunk?
Willie Conway : I'm not sure. But the two of you look beautiful tonight.





Movie Title: Pulp Fiction (1994) as Mia Wallace / Mia:



Mia : I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.


Mia : Don't you hate that?
Vincent : What?
Mia : Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent : I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia : That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.


Mia : I said God Damn... God Damn.


Lance : If you're OK, say something.
Mia : Something.


Mia : I have to go powder my nose.


Mia : Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Vincent : We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.


Mia : I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.


Mia Wallace : Vincent, do you still want to hear my Fox Force Five joke?
Vincent Vega : Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Mia Wallace : No, you wont laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.
Vincent Vega : I can't wait.
Mia Wallace : Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "Catch up."





Movie Title: Paycheck (2003) as Rachel Porter:



Rachel Porter : You don't remember me.

[Michael begins to suspect that the woman with him isn't really Rachel]
Michael Jennings : What's my favorite baseball team?
Maya : What?
Michael Jennings : What's my favorite baseball team? [Maya pulls out a gun]
Maya : Who cares? [Rachel appears behind Maya and knocks her out]
Rachel Porter : That would be the Red Sox?


Rachel Porter : Hey, I said you were okay, okay?
Michael Jennings : Okay!

[last lines]
Shorty : You know what? I think now's probably a good time to discuss my commission, 33%.
Michael Jennings : I thought it was 5.
Shorty : No, 33 percent.
Michael Jennings : 33 percent!
Rachel Porter : He deserves it.
Shorty : It was found on my premises.
Michael Jennings : I'll get back to you. I'm gonna cash this in. [arguing continues, indistinctly]


Rachel Porter : Some of the best things in life are mistakes.





Movie Title: Henry & June (1990) as June Miller:



June Miller : It's a distortion. Henry, Look at me! Look! You can't see me or anyone as they are! I wanted Dostoyevsky!





Movie Title: Batman & Robin (1997) as Ivy / Poison Ivy / Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy:



Robin : I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
Ivy : How about "slippery when wet?"


Poison Ivy : So many people to kill... so little time.


Ivy : There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
Batman : Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?


Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : Come with me. My garden needs tending.

[Talking about Mr. Freeze]
Poison Ivy : That's not a man. That is a God.


Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.


Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : Hello, Jason. I think I've had a change of heart, literally. The animal-plant toxins you dumped on me had a rather unique effect. They replaced my blood with aloe, my skin with chlorophyll, and filled my lips with venom. (Kisses him on the lips) Oh and Jason, one other thing. I probably should've mentioned this earlier. I'm poison.


Poison Ivy : Some lucky boy's about to hit the honey pot. The winner will receive an evening of my company. I'll bring everything you see here, plus, everything you don't.


Poison Ivy : It took God seven days to create paradise. Let's see if I can do better.


Poison Ivy : Batface and Birdbrain showed a remarkable resistance to my love-dust. But no matter. Next time I'll just have to give them a stronger dose. They'll literally be dying for me.


Poison Ivy : Men, the most absurd of God's creatures. We women give you life, but we can take it away just as easily.


Poison Ivy : He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me ...
Mr. Freeze : NOT! Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.


Poison Ivy : As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show.


Poison Ivy : [to Nora Freeze] I've never been good with competition. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?


Poison Ivy : [to Robin] Stop living in the shadow of the big bad bat. You don't need him. You're the star. I can see it now. Your own big bright signal in the sky. Let me guide you. Let me kiss you.


Mr. Freeze : I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world.
Poison Ivy : Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world.
Mr. Freeze : Adam and Evil!


Poison Ivy : Kiss me and I'll tell you.
Robin : Tell me and I'll kiss you.





Movie Title: Kill Bill:
Vol. 1 (2003) as The Bride:


The Bride : Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.


The Bride : It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.


The Bride : How did you find me?
Bill : [Off screen] I'm the man


Bill : Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. Now Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... [cocks pistol]
Bill : masochistic.
The Bride : Bill... it's your baby... [BLAM!]


Copperhead : So I suppose it's a little late for an apology, huh?
The Bride : You suppose correctly.
Copperhead : You have every right to want to get even.
The Bride : No. No. To get even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her, then wait for your husband, the good Doctor Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Verntia. That'd be about square.


The Bride : Go-Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. But I beg you, walk away now. [Go-Go giggles girlishly]
Go Go Yubari : You call that begging? You can beg better than that.


Hattori Hanzo : What brings you to Okinawa?
The Bride : I'm here to see a man.
Hattori Hanzo : Oh yeah? You have a friend living in Okinawa?
The Bride : Not quite.
Hattori Hanzo : Not a friend?
The Bride : I've never met him.
Hattori Hanzo : Never? Who is he, may I ask?
The Bride : Hattori Hanzo.
Hattori Hanzo : [Serious, switches to Japanese] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?
The Bride : [Japanese] I need Japanese steel.
Hattori Hanzo : [Japanese] Why do you need Japanese steel?
The Bride : [Japanese] I have vermin to kill.
Hattori Hanzo : [English] You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.
The Bride : [English] ... Huge.


O-Ren Ishii : You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
The Bride : You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.
O-Ren Ishii : Silly rabbit.
The Bride : Trix are for...
O-Ren Ishii : ...kids.


The Bride : As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.


Copperhead : So when do we do this?
The Bride : It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead : How about tonight, bitch?
The Bride : Splendid, where?


The Bride : You can relax for now. I'm not going to murder you in front of your daughter.
Copperhead : That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of.
The Bride : It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality.


The Bride : Wiggle your big toe.


The Bride : This is what you get for fucking around with Yakuzas! Go home to your mother!


Buck : [the Bride flashes back to her coma] Jane Doe huh? Oh, we don't know shit about you. Well I'm from Huntsville, Texas... My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck. [back to the present]
The Bride : Your name is Buck, right? And you came here to fuck, right?
Buck : Wait a minute, wait... [she kills him]


The Bride : Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter, does not mean parading her around in front of me is going to inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fuckin thing you've done in the subsequent four years, including getting knocked up, is going to change that.


The Bride : [in Japanese] O-ren Ishii! You and I have unfinished business!

[repeated line]
The Bride : You and I have unfinished business.

[voiceover narration]
The Bride : As I lay in the back of Buck's truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this to me and the dick responsible. Members all of Bill's brainchild - the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only God exists, you're doing his will.


The Bride : My Baby. My Baby.


Sushi Bar Assistant : [Japanese] What'd ya want?
The Bride : [English] I beg your pardon?
Hattori Hanzo : [English] Oh..."drink" [makes drinking motion with hand]
The Bride : [English] Oh, yes, a bottle of warm sake please.
Hattori Hanzo : [English] Warm sake? VERY GOOD.
Hattori Hanzo : [Japanese] One warm sake.
Sushi Bar Assistant : [Japanese] Sake? In the middle of the day?
Hattori Hanzo : [Japanese] Day, night, afternoon, who gives a damn? Get the sake.
Sushi Bar Assistant : [Japanese] How come I always have to get the sake? You listen well... for thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake. If this were the military, I'd be General by now.
Hattori Hanzo : [Japanese] Oh, so you'd be General, huh? If you were General, I'd be Emperor, and you'd STILL get the sake. So shut up and get the sake.
Hattori Hanzo : [English] Do you understand?


O-Ren Ishii : Your weapon is quite impressive. Where was it made?
The Bride : Okinawa.
O-Ren Ishii : Whom in Okinawa made you this steel?
The Bride : This is Hattori Hanzo steel.
O-Ren Ishii : YOU LIE! [The Bride shows Hattori Hanzo marking on sword]
O-Ren Ishii : Swords however, never get tired. I hope you saved your energy. If you haven't... You may not last five minutes. But as last looks go, you could do worse.


The Bride : [English] I've kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information.
Sofie Fatale : [French] Burn in hell, you stupid, stupid blonde! I'll tell you nothing!
The Bride : [English] But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss.


The Bride : It's not what you have, it's what you think you have.





Movie Title: Kill Bill:
Vol. 2 (2004) as The Bride:


Bill : [dying] How do I look?
The Bride : You look ready.


Bill : Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?
The Bride : Of course he did.
Bill : Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride : I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
Bill : No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.


The Bride : How did you find me?
Bill : I'm the man.

[his opinion of Tommy]
Bill : When I first saw him... I like his hair.
The Bride : You promised you'd be nice.
Bill : I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.


The Bride : You good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim : Not that it matters at this range but I'm a fuckin' surgeon with this shotgun.
The Bride : Well guess what bitch, I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights.


The Bride : I was wondering, just 'tween us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?
Elle Driver : I called him a miserable old fool.
The Bride : Ooh, bad idea.
Elle Driver : You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool.


The Bride : You and I have unfinished business.
Bill : Baby, you ain't kidding.


Bill : When you didn't return from Los Angeles, I naturally assumed that Lisa Wong or someone had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're really not is quite cruel. So naturally, I mourned you. And in the third month of mourning you, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the fucking assholes who I thought had killed you. So, I find you and what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married to some fucking jerk and you're pregnant. I overreacted.
The Bride : You overreacted?

[after entering a cafe, covered head to toe in dirt]
The Bride : May I have a glass of water, please?


The Bride : Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.


Bill : Now... When it comes to you - and us - I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and you're going to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
The Bride : How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
Bill : Well, it just so happens I have a solution. [he shoots The Bride with a dart filled with Truth Serum]
Bill : Gotcha!
The Bride : Goddamn it! What the fuck did you just shoot me with?
Bill : My greatest invention. Or at least, my favorite one.


Elle Driver : That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
The Bride : Bitch, you don't have a future.

[The Bride sees B.B. for the first time]
B.B. : Freeze, Mommy!
Bill : Bang bang! [pretends to be shot]
Bill : Oh B.B., Mommy got us. I'm dying.
B.B. : I'm dying. I'm dying.
Bill : Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot you. [both fall down and pretend to die]
Bill : [in a narrative tone] But little did Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B. was playing possum, due to the fact she was impervious to bullets.
B.B. : I'm impervious to bullets, Mommy.
Bill : Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum. [in a narrative tone]
Bill : So, as the smirking killer approached, what she thought, was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired. [B.B. gets up and pretends to shoot the Bride]
B.B. : Bang bang!
Bill : You're dead, Mommy... so die. [The Bride is still shocked]
Bill : B.B. [comes out of it and acts out a huge death scene]
The Bride : Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known... you are the best. [collapses to the ground and pretends to die]
B.B. : Oh, Mommy, don't die. I was just playing.
The Bride : I know.


The Bride : When will I see you again?
Bill : You know, that's the name of my favorite soul songs from the '70.


Bill : I call it "The Undisputed Truth," with twice the effect of sodium penethol, with none of the druggy after effect. Oh, except for a slight wave of euphoria. Can you feel it?
The Bride : Euphoria?
Bill : Yeah.
The Bride : No.
Bill : Oh, too bad.


The Bride : What are you doing here?
Bill : What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
The Bride : Why are you here?
Bill : Last look.
The Bride : Are you going to be nice?
Bill : I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.


Bill : Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-ought three. Head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows" - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all 60 of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five point palm exploding heart technique.
The Bride : And what pray tell, is the five point palm exploding heart technique?

[Elle and The Bride each have a sword in hand]
Elle Driver : What's that?
The Bride : Budd's Hanzo sword.
Elle Driver : He said he pawned it.
The Bride : Guess that makes him a liar, don't it?


Esteban Vihaio : Bill shot you in the head, no?
The Bride : Yes.
Esteban Vihaio : I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.


B.B : [affectionately] Did you dream of me, Mommy? I dreamed of you.
The Bride : [crying] Every single night, baby.

[a few minutes after being shot by the truth dart that was supposed to cause euphoria]
The Bride : How long does this shit take to go into effect?
Bill : About two minutes. Long enough for me to get to my point.


The Bride : I speak Japanese very well.
Pai Mei : I did not ask if you could speak Japanese!


The Bride : Master.
Pai Mei : Your Mandarin is lousy. It causes my ears great discomfort. You bray like an ass! You are not to speak unless spoken to. It is too much to hope - you speak Cantonese?
The Bride : I speak Japanese very well...
Pai Mei : I didn't ask if you speak Japanese! I asked if you understood Cantonese.


Bill : And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point palm exploding heart technique.
The Bride : And what pray tell, is the five-point palm exploding heart technique?
Bill : Quite simply - the deadliest move in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside of you.


The Bride : My Pussy Wagon died on me.


The Bride : You want to come to the wedding?
Bill : Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
The Bride : You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill : Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.


Bill : Was my reaction really all that surprising?
The Bride : Yes, it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But, I never thought you could or would do that to me.





Movie Title: Robin Hood (1991) as Maid Marian:



Maid Marian : So what are you going to do to me? Tie me up?
Robin Hood : Could be a lashing.
Maid Marian : How many strokes?
Robin Hood : As many as are necessary.
Maid Marian : And then it's finished?
Robin Hood : That depends. Have you ever been lashed before?
Maid Marian : I've never had someone make me beg them to stop.
Robin Hood : Then you've never had a proper lashing.





Movie Title: Tape (2001) as Amy:



Vin : Do you have any idea how much those drugs cost?
Amy : You can get more drugs.
Vin : I know... but, I really liked those ones.


Amy : People change. They end up having nothing to say to each other even if they were best friends years before.

   
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