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 Jared Rushton QuotationMovie Title: Overboard (1987) as Charlie / Charlie Proffitt: Travis Proffitt : Are you sure this is gonna work? Charlie : My ideas ALWAYS work. I'm gifted! Travis Proffitt : I loved it when you glued Joey to the toilet seat! Adele Burbridge : Is anyone at your home? Charlie Proffitt : Yeah, our mom is! Adele Burbridge : [dumbfounded] You boys have a mother now?, your father re-married? Travis Proffitt : Yeah, we got ourselves a new mom now Adele Burbridge : Well good, then I'm calling BOTH YOUR PARENTS! Movie Title: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) as Ronald 'Ron' Thompson / Ron Thompson: Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekend. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : That should make you happy. Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Blow it out your shorts, Ron! Amy Szalinski : If you were my brother, I'd put myself up for adoption. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Yeah? I hope your face ends up on a milk carton. Ron Thompson : I'm your brother, Russ, you're not supposed to rat on your own brother! Ron Thompson : What's a river doing in your backyard? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : It isn't a river, dope, it's a big stream of dog pee, but looks like a river to us. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : I wish I had a corndog the size of a truck. Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Ron, if you had a corndog it would be the size of a truck. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Your dad will go to jail, your mother too. After all she paid for, that makes her accomplice. Do you even know what it's like in jail? Amy : I'm not even going to tell you one more time to shut up. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : And then what? You'll smack me? You'll go to jail. I'll tell them after a big bee ate my brother you smacked me around. No jury in the world would fail to convict you. The whole Szalinski family is going to be in jail for life... Amy : Look, my dad's invention works and so when we get home and he fixes us, we're gonna be so rich. You're gonna regret this. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Um... Amy, you know I've always liked your family. Your dad's a real nice guy. He's not as weird as I thought he was. I love you and Nick like... Like my own brother and sister. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Hey Szalinski, don't you ever do anything normal like play baseball? Nick : Nope. Baseball is for mortals. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Maybe you could be the base. Nick : Maybe you could be the mound. Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr. : Ronald, load your stuff! Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Later, worm. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : They're never going to believe this at school. Nick : I can just see the note to the teacher: "Dear Miss Mason, Nick isn't absent. He's pinned to this note". Movie Title: Pet Sematary II (1992) as Clyde Parker: Clyde Parker : What are you doing, man? Gus Gilbert : I'm just fuckin' with ya'! Movie Title: Big (1988) as Billy: Josh : Will you please leave? I got a deadline to meet. God. Billy : Who the fuck do you think you are? Josh : HEY! Billy : You're Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! You hid in MY basement when Robert Tyson was about to rip your head off! Josh : You don't get it, do you? This is important! Billy : I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh? [Turns to leave] Billy : And I'm three months older than you are, ASSHOLE! Billy : I'd use the chain if I were you. |
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