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![]() Angus T. Jones QuotationMovie Title: The Rookie (2002) as Hunter: Hunter : But Dad... Jimmy : No buts about it... I'm getting enough butts as it is. Movie Title: George of the Jungle 2 (2003) as George Jr: Narrator : Huh? Wait a minute! Who the heck are you? George : Me new George. Studio too cheap to pay Brendan Fraser. George Jr : Ha ha ha. Let's go, dad! [runs off] Narrator : How did you get the part? George : New George just lucky, I guess. George : Can George give Junior vine swinging lesson before we eat? George Jr : Vine swinging's a little dangerous George : [looks at Ursula] Must be from your side of family George Jr : Vine surfing is much cooler. George : What dangerous about swinging? Swinging fun. George show you. Ursula : Honey, maybe that's not such a good idea. George : Why? It easy. George : George so sorry George late. But zug zug treaty broke down and George had to step in. [sniffs and wipes poop off foot] George Jr : P.U. George : George also make present. George Jr : Cool. Thanks, dad. [opens] George Jr : Woah, cool! A spear! Narrator : So, with his devoted son and dormant wife, George headed back to his homeland. After getting a tip from Brendan Fraser, who was cramped during the first picture, this time he made sure to get a bigger crate. George Jr : Dad? I'm afraid. What're we gonna do about mom? George : [sighs] George not know. But Ursula not recognize George even before George level her. Narrator : Unaware of the threat both home and abroad, George and his extended jungle family took off on their first trip. George Jr : Look, look! George : Ooh. Las Vegas. Narrator : And they would've had their big, bonecrushing fight for the kingdom, had it not been for the secret trick Ape taught him when they were kids. George Jr : The ear, George! [George pulls lion's ear and lion falls] George Jr : Woah, cool. Ape : There, see? George : [sighs] George wish life always this easy. Movie Title: Bringing Down the House (2003) as Georgey Sanderson: Georgey Sanderson : Dad, what's a rack? Peter Sanderson : It's a country. Movie Title: Two and a Half Men (2003) as Jake: Jake : You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass". Charlie : Here's $20. That should cover me until lunch. Jake : Your mom is my grandma? Charlie : Yep. Jake : Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment. [While watching a movie with his mother Jake is guessing if the actresses breasts are real or not] Jake : Fake. Jake : Real. Jake : Oh, who is she kidding? Judith : Jake. You shouldn't judge women like that. Jake : I understand. Charlie : Alright, it's just you and me now, are you really sick, or are you faking it to get out of a fun filled afternoon. Jake : I'm really sick. Charlie : Just checking, cause I was going to fake it. Charlie : Your hair is still greasy. Did you wash it? Jake : You told me to take a shower, you didn't tell me to wash my hair. Charlie : Well go wash your hair. [Jake goes into the bathroom] Rose: You didn't tell him to rinse. Charlie : Good idea, good idea. Jake! RINSE! Charlie : Look Jake, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing, but there's nothing i can do about it. And i want us to be buddies again, I don't want you to hate me, anymore. Jake : I don't hate you. Charlie : Good. Jake : I'm just very disappointed in you. Charlie : Hey, I get enough of that crap from my mother. Alan : Well you know what, it doesn't matter if I look cool, we judge a person by what's inside, not by what they wear. Jake : Lucky for you, huh. Judith : How was your weekend? Jake : Uncle Charlie says I don't have to tell you. Alan : Jake, go to your room. Jake : If you're going to talk about sex, why don't you go to your own room? Alan : [turning to Jake] Now! Alan : Jake, for the last time, nobody got "creamed", no one won, no one lost. Jake : Yeah except for us, twelve to two. Charlie : Well it doesn't matter if you win or lose; it's whether or not you beat the spread. Jake : I understand. Charlie : Do you? Jake : No, I'm just tired and I don't care anymore. |
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