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 Ian McNeice QuotationMovie Title: Conspiracy (2001) as Klopfer: Heydrich : Emigration. The policy that will take the place of emigration, and we have collected enough practical experience to do it well, is evacuation. Hofmann : Which differs from emigration in what way? Evacuation to where? Heydrich : Let us postpone that question for a while. Klopfer : To hell, one hopes. Lange : Many already have. Luther: Do they even have a hell? Heydrich : They do now. We provide it. Movie Title: Dune (2000) as Baron Vladimir Harkonnen / Baron Harkonnen: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen : Never become more popular than the boss, unless you intend to sack him. Baron Harkonnen : My family has hated the Atreides for centuries. They have been the sand in our eyes, the stink at our meals, these arrogant Atreides, always standing in our way. I want Leto to appreciate the beauty of what I've done to him. I want him to know that I, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, am the instrument of his family's demise. The extinction of House Atreides and the glorious ascension of House Harkonnen. Baron Harkonnen : I want him to know that I, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen am the instrument of his family's demise. Baron Harkonnen : And so it begins. The trap is set. The prey approaches. A glorious winter is about to descend on House Atreides and all its heirs, and very soon, the years of humiliation visited upon my family will finally be avenged. Baron Harkonnen : Alone and vunerable at the edge of the universe, Duke Leto Atreides will finally come face to face with fear. When I'm done with him, he won't know who to trust, not even that Bene Gesserit whore he sleeps with. they'll all be turning on another like rats in a flood. By the thime the traitor is fully revealed, the fate of Atreides will already be sealed. Movie Title: Edge of Darkness (1985) as Henry Harcourt: Guy Pendleton : They found the hot cell. It had been sealed off. Apparently there'd been some sort of explosion resulting in massive radioactivity. Anyway Jedbugh went and located the plutonium, and carried it out in a Harrods shopping bag. Henry Harcourt : Has Craven got any idea where Jedburgh went? Guy Pendleton : He said his last words were something about meeting "Moriarty at the falls". Henry Harcourt : If there's an Irish component to this I shall retire. Movie Title: Top Secret! (1984) as Blindman: Hillary Flammond : Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament? Blindman : In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual. Blindman : What phony dog poo? Movie Title: The Body (2001) as Dr. Sproul: Dr. Sproul : This is unusual. Minor indentations from the coronal suture along the frontal. The skin was pierced with something right to the skull, pointed objects of some kind, but not metal. You see? There's no oxidation. All the way along the supra orbital notch. Ah. Our fellow was obviously... male, yes... and certainly crucified. I'm not sure about this date, 500 BC. It appears roman. Sharon Golban : Why? Dr. Sproul : Well, if you see this mark here on the ribs, looks like they finished up with a round spear. Build up of right forearm. A mason. A carpenter... just like Christ. Movie Title: Horatio Hornblower: The Fire Ship (1998) as Tapling: [the aristocratic Mr. Tapling is assigned Cook's Mate on the quarantine voyage, and is helping the Steward to butcher a bullock] Tapling : This is without question the most revolting experience of my entire life. Steward : It has its advantages, sir. Tapling : None that I can see. Steward : The man with the hatchet gets to pick the choicest cuts. Tapling : Indeed... show me. Acting Lt. Horatio Hornblower : Where's Mr. Tapling? Matthews : He refuses to rise from his bunk, sir. Acting Lt. Horatio Hornblower : Does he indeed? [Below decks] Acting Lt. Horatio Hornblower : Good morrow, Mr. Tapling! When shall you grace us with your presence above decks? Tapling : Never. There is no point. Acting Lt. Horatio Hornblower : The Moors have come to fetch their gold. Tapling : The Moors? Don't let them aboard, set sail at once. Acting Lt. Horatio Hornblower : The gold is theirs by right. Tapling : I will not see them, send one of the men. Acting Lt. Horatio Hornblower : I need my men, Mr. Tapling! Tapling : I have pains in my body, I cannot move. The hand of Death is upon me. Acting Lt. Horatio Hornblower : In that case, you shall have no need for rations. [Takes away his food] Tapling : You would withold rations from a dying man? Acting Lt. Horatio Hornblower : I would consider it my duty to help speed your release from this world, sir. Tapling : [gets up] The Admiral will hear of this! Movie Title: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) as Fulton Greenwall: Ace : What did he just say? Fulton Greenwall : He said that she is not a virgin. Ace : They can tell that? Fulton Greenwall : Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna... Ace : Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me... Your balls are showing... [smiles] Ace : Bumblebee tuna! Ace : OK all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself. Fulton Greenwall : Well aren't you going to go investigate? Ace : ITS DARK IN THERE... I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE! Ouda : Here you go [hands him torch] Ace : [gives look] Spank you, Helpy Helperton... Fulton Greenwall : You must be very proud, Ace. Ace : Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degredation. Movie Title: The Beautician and the Beast (1997) as Grushinsky: Grushinsky : Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of. Grushinsky : I thought you teach science! Joy Miller : TEACH it? I didn't even PASS it! Movie Title: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995) as George Garrad: Reginald Anson : Pleasant enough sort of place, isn't it? George Garrad : I suppose so, considering it's Wales. George Garrad : Can't be too careful in foreign climes. Reginald Anson : It's only Wales. George Garrad : It's still foreign! Movie Title: Longitude (2000) as Dr. Bliss: John Harrison : It is 25 years since I first had the honor to address this board, under the chairmanship of Dr. Edmund 'Alley. And since that time I've worked with only one ambition: to satisfy your requirements as laid down by Act of Parliament, for the discovery of longitude at sea. It is with both great pride and honor, and humility, that I stand here today with my son, after his great triumph. Dr. Bliss : Thank you, Mr. Harrison, yes, thank you. Now. I have asked you here to inform you of the resolution of the Board: that, firstly, the *brief* calculations of Mr. William Harrison are to be sent for computation; and the instruments used in those observations are also to be sent for examination. The board will then consider these reports at a further meeting, the date of which will be announced in due course. That will be all for now, gentlemen. John Harrison : Sir, I am an old man, and an old man can sometimes find his senses unexpectedly weakened. There is perhaps an element of your argument that I have misunderstood, or even misheard. My watch lost... lost *one minute, 53 and a half seconds* after *81 days at sea*! As witnessed and signed in the, in the papers you have before you, which you seem so keen to put away. I have fulfilled the terms most exactly, as laid down in the Act of Queen Anne, and I demand that you consider the question of my reward. Dr. Bliss : Mr. Harrison, I am not a commissioner of the gaming board, here to settle some bet! I am a scientist bent on investigation of a most serious subject. |
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