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 William Ragsdale QuotationMovie Title: Herman's Head (1991) as Herman / Herman Brooks: Herman Brooks : Jay, there are certain occasions when its better not to think about having sex with someone. Jay Nichols : Sure there are. Family reunions. Jay Nichols : Oh, boy. Whenever I meet a girl's father, it's always the same story. First, he offers me money not to see her. Herman Brooks : Yeah? Then what happens? Jay Nichols : I take the money. Jay Nichols : Okay! Time to meet Lita Ford. Herman Brooks : Oh, you really think you're gonna walk right up to her and meet her? Jay Nichols : Got it all figured out, Herm. I bump into her, introduce myself; she'll fall for me and we'll eventually marry. I'll grow my hair long, get a few tattoos, go to celebrity parties, become an alcoholic... then she'll leave me and it'll end in a bitter divorce. Herman Brooks : Okay, so walk right up to her and meet her. Jay Nichols : You kidding me? That bitch ruined my life. Herman Brooks : Rebecca Woods. She was the most beautiful freshman on campus. Jay Nichols : Did ya bag her? Herman Brooks : Jay, I don't "bag" women. Jay Nichols : I'm sorry. Did ya nail her? [Herman's apartment has been robbed.] Herman : Look at what they did to my apartment! Someone is going to pay for this. Jay : I think it's going to be you, Herm. Heddy : Herman, aren't you afraid to be here alone? Herman : No, not any more. Now that I have "Little Herman" here. [Pulls out a gun.] Louise : Is that a real gun? Herman : Yeah! Louise : I can't believe you own a gun! Heddy : I can't believe you call it "Little Herman." Herman : I think if we have sex, it'll ruin our friendship. Louise : Why? Are you that bad? Model: Herman, are you gay? Herman : Are you kidding? Look at how this apartment is decorated. [speaking of his impotence] Herman : I'm having a little trouble... "hoisting my mainsail." Jay : You have a boat? Movie Title: Fright Night (1985) as Charley Brewster: Evil Ed : So, did she find out what you're really like? Charley Brewster : Get lost, Evil! Evil Ed : Oh, call me anything you want. Only you're the one failing trig, not me. Charley Brewster : That bastard! Why didn't he tell us there was going to be a pop quiz? Evil Ed Thompson : That's the point of a pop quiz, Brewster... to surprise you. Charley Brewster : Jesus, I warned him! Evil Ed : He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley ... before I turn into a vampire, and ... GIVE YOU A HICKEY! Charley Brewster : What if he was really in trouble? Amy : It's Just Evil! [Shouting] Amy : Quit it! It's evil, not funny! Charley Brewster : Look, Detective Lennox, Jerry Dandridge is vampire! Detective Lennox : Yeah, sure, and I'm Dirty Harry! Billy Cole : Well, what do we have here? Vampire-killers? [Billy begins to ascend up the stairs, and Peter draws his gun] Peter Vincent : Stop... Stop, or I'll shoot. [Billy ignores him and continues to walk up the stairs] Peter Vincent : I mean it. I will shoot. [Billy still ignores him, and Peter shoots him point blank in the head. His body collides down the stairs as Jerry begins to sneak up behind Charley and Peter. Charley turns around and draws out his cross] Charley Brewster : STOP! [Jerry covers his eyes, whimpering] Charley Brewster : We have him. [Jerry removes his arm from his eyes and looks down at Billy's body at the bottom of the steps] Jerry Dandrige : Do you? [Jerry smiles and retreats; Charley and Peter are confused] Charley Brewster : What did he mean by that? Peter Vincent : Nothing! Nothing at all. [Behind them, Billy rises... from the dead!] Evil Ed : Charley, that wasn't the only murder. Second in two days. And get this... [Smirking] Evil Ed : Both of them had their heads chopped off. [Chuckling] Evil Ed : Could you believe it? Charley Brewster : You're sick. [After Evil Ed fails to listen to Charley's warning] Charley Brewster : No vampire's gonna want him anyway. Probably give him blood poisoning. Movie Title: Brother's Keeper (1998) as Porter Waide: [At a parenting class] Bobby Waide : There are a lot of babes here... Porter Waide : [sarcastically] Yes, well, I'm sure they came here to meet you. That's why they came with their husbands. [After being told he's "not funny at all] Porter Waide : I'm funny! Maybe not in a humorous way, but... Movie Title: Mannequin: On the Move (1991) as Jason: Jason : You were in the marines? Hollywood : Yes they were looking for a few good men and ... so was I. |
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