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 Ted Knight QuotationMovie Title: The Superman/Aquaman Hour of Adventure (1967) as Captain Sly / Black Manta / Beetleman leader / Blue Bolt: Blue Bolt : Earth again, where I have super speed, and this time I'll get revenge on The Flash by creating havoc all over his helpless world. Aqualad : Every plankton in the area is growing. Black Manta : Ha ha. Farewell Sea King. I leave you to your fate. Aquaman : And he got him. Aqualad : Poor Tusky. Aquaman : No, poor Captain Sly. Captain Sly : Please, be a good walrus, let me go. The Atom : They're programming the computers for a chain reaction to blow up the atomic pile. Beetleman leader : A tiny Earthling comes to challenge us. Bettleman soldier : Stamp him out like an insect. Movie Title: Mary Tyler Moore (1970) as Ted Baxter: [On the air] Ted Baxter : I've just been handed a bulletin: "You have something on your front tooth!" Ted Baxter : It's actually tomorrow in Tokyo. Do you realize that there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo? [explaining a dream to Lou and Murray] Ted Baxter : I dreamt I was an old man, all wrinkled and shriveled, sitting alone on this park bench, and then this-this guy walked up to me, and he looked kind of familiar, and he just stood there, looking at me. And I said, "Who are you?" And he said, "I'm the son you never had." And then-then this woman appeared, and I said, "Who are you?", and she said, "I'm the daughter you never had." And then-then about twenty kids appeared, and I said, "Who are you?" And they said, "we're the children of the children you never had." Then a bunch of dogs and cats appeared, and I said, "Who are you?" And they said, "We're the pets of the children of the children you never had." And then a bunch of guys in white coats came up, and I said, "Who are you?" And they said, "We're the Veterinarians of the pets of the children of the children you never had." And then, and then... Lou Grant : Ted, just-just skip to the finish of the dream. Tell us how it ended. Ted Baxter : Oh like all my dreams end, with Marlon Thomas and Winston Churchill applauding me. Movie Title: Fantastic Voyage (1968) as Narrator: Narrator : [opening narration] Headquarters: CMDF, Combined Miniature Defense Force. Project: Fantastic Voyage. Process: Miniaturization. Authority: Top Secret, highest clearance. Team: Jonathan Kidd, Commander. Guru, master of mysterious powers. Erica Lane, doctor/biologist. Busby Birdwell, scientist/inventor, builder of the Voyager. Mission: In their miniaturized form, combat the unseen, unsuspected enemies of freedom. Time Limit: 12 hours. Movie Title: Caddyshack (1980) as Judge Smails: Judge Smails : You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty Webb : Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. Judge Smails : It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. Judge Smails : Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed wih a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop. Porterhouse: Yes judge, right away judge. Judge Smails : How about a Fresca? Judge Smails : Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty Webb : Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge Smails : Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb : By height. Judge Smails : I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. Al Czervik : What're we, waiting for these guys? HEY WHITEY, Where's your hat? Judge Smails : Do you mind, sir. I'm trying to tee off. Al Czervik : I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods. Judge Smails : Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. [Swings club, slices ball into woods] Judge Smails : DAMN. Al Czervik : OK, you can owe me. Judge Smails : I owe you nothing. Judge Smails : Don't you people have homes? Judge Smails : I demand satisfaction. Al Czervik : Yeah, well I'll tell you what's satisfying: CASH. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks. Judge Smails : I could beat you with one good arm. Al Czervik : Well, how about teams, then. I'll take Ty here, and you can have Dr. Frankenputz. Dr. Beeper : I beg your pardon. Ty Webb : "Judge, Al, I don't play golf... for money... against people. Judge Smails : Don't you people have jobs? Judge Smails : [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven? Bishop : Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy. Judge Smails : Do you know what I just saw? A gopher. Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course? Groundskeeper Sandy : Aye, Sir. I think they're tunneling in from that construction site. Judge Smails : Czervik, huh. Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin." Spalding Smails : I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake... Judge Smails : You'll get nothing, and like it. Danny Noonan : I've always wanted to go to college. Judge Smails : Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too. Judge Smails : Do you stand for GOODNESS, or - for BADNESS? Spaulding: Turds. Judge Smails : Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language? Spaulding: Sorry grandpa I forgot. Judge Smails : Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer. Dr. Beeper : Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan. Lacey: Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time. Judge Smails : Ah. Ho ho. Ha ha ha. Spaulding: Double turds. Judge Smails : SPAULDING. Judge Smails : Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. Spaulding: No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis. Judge Smails : You're playing golf and you're going to like it. Spaulding: What about my asthma? Judge Smails : I'll give you asthma. Tony D'nunzio: Another Rob Roy Bishop? Bishop Pickering: You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already. Judge Smails : Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency. Bishop : Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you. Judge: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes. Bishop : There is no God... Judge Smails : Danny I'm having a party this weekend. Judge Smails : How would you like to come over and mow my lawn? Movie Title: The New Adventures of Superman (1966) as Perry White: Perry White : Great Ceasar's Ghost, Kent, another rocket base destroyed! Clark Kent : Yes, chief, first the Far East, now the Middle East. |
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