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 Cary Elwes Quotation"I take away something from every role. I'm still learning and that's what life is about." (People 2/6/95) Movie Title: From the Earth to the Moon (1998) as Michael Collins: [Reading telegrams to the Apollo 8 crew during their mission.] Michael Collins : And we've got a telegram here from a Mrs. Valerie Pringle. I'm sure it's not a name that any of you recognize, it's just something that one of the Public Affairs people picked up 'cause he liked it. Mrs. Pringle writes, very simply, "You saved 1968." [To the Apollo 8 astronauts as they prepare to leave orbit.] Michael Collins : You are 'go' for T.L.I., gentlemen. You are 'go' for the Moon. Frank Borman : Roger, Houston, Apollo 8 is 'go.' Capcom: and "Pravda" is calling Neil Armstrong the "czar" of the ship. Michael Collins : Well, right now the "czar" is brushing his teeth. [discussing what Neil Armstrong will say when he steps onto the surface of the moon] Frank Borman : What are you guys gonna say? Michael Collins : If you had any balls, you'd say "Oh, my God, what is that thing?" then scream and cut your mike. Movie Title: Quest for Camelot (1998) as Garrett: Kayley : Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.'... You don't think we'll *see* any... do you?... Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a herd? Is it a pride? Garrett : Quiet. Kayley : Do you hear something? Garrett : No, I just want you to be quiet for a while. Movie Title: The Crush (1993) as Nick Eliot: Darian Forrester : Nick, ever do a virgin? Nick Eliot : What? Darian Forrester : I know you want to... [About Darian] Nick Eliot : Oh, I think we met. Outside on the front lawn. She seemed very... Liv Forrester : Uh, "headstrong" is what I call it. Movie Title: Hot Shots! (1991) as Kent Gregory: Kent Gregory : That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose. Topper Harley : Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag. Ramada Thompson : What is this macho thing? Topper Harley : He started it. Kent Gregory : Did not. Topper Harley : Did too. Kent Gregory : Did not. Ramada Thompson : You're behaving like children. Topper Harley : He's bein' a jerk. Kent Gregory : Am not. Topper Harley : Are too. Kent Gregory : Am not. Topper Harley : Are too too too too too too too too too too too... Kent Gregory : Not not not not not not not not not... Topper Harley : Are too times ten. Kent Gregory : Hey everybody. Drinks are on me. Ramada Thompson : The chafing dish is not yours. Kent Gregory : Yes, it is. Ramada Thompson : No, it isn't. Kent Gregory : OK, I don't want it. Ramada Thompson : Just take it. Topper Harley : I'll take it. Ramada Thompson : You stay out of it. Lt. Commander Block : Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, checking in at 700 feet, request permission to land. Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : Roger that, Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, you are cleared to land. Welcome to the Mediterranean! Kent Gregory : Wash Out, is that you? Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : You bet, they put me in charge of radar! From now on, I'll be your eyes on the ground! Movie Title: Lady Jane (1986) as Guilford: Guilford : Go on, ask me. Jane : What? Guilford : What I want. Jane : What do you want? Guilford : Oh, I think you know. I want a world where men are not branded or sent into slavery because they can't grow the food they need to eat. Go on. Jane : Well, [smashes goblet] Jane : it's done. Guilford : God's teeth! Guilford : I thought, you see I wondered: Now that we're together, how on earth are we going to spend the days? Guilford : On the night I was informed I was to be transformed into---untold bliss---I had attended several taverns, witnessed a bear-baiting and was actually located in the Suffolk stews, sampling the pleasures of a lady of the night. Guilford : Tell me, did you see his chest Jane : Yes, it was marked. Guilford : No it wasn't, it was branded. A mark burnt into him with a red hot iron. Guilford : The brain is a brittle organ, Jane. The slightest pressure and it snaps. It's not wrapped up in a little heart. Jane : You gave them all that money and they just threw it back at you? Guilford : Money? Do you know what's happened to the value of money? Jane : No. [Guilford slides Jane a coin] Guilford : What's that? Jane : A penny. Guilford : No, it isn't. It's a shilling. Jane : It can't be, shillings are made of silver. Guilford : Should be, used to be. But not now. Guilford : So then we will. Jane : Yes, we will. Guilford : We'll fly. Jane : We'll fly. Guilford : Away, beyond their reach. Jane : So far... Guilford : Their touch can't tarnish us, and at last, we will be... Jane : Nothing... Guilford : Nobody... Jane : Each other's. Guilford : Only this time, forever. Movie Title: The Cat's Meow (2001) as Thomas Ince: Thomas Ince : Can I be frank with you? W. R. Hearst : You can be whoever you like. [laughs at his own joke] Movie Title: Glory (1989) as Major Forbes: Colonel Robert G. Shaw : Never, question my authority in front of others Major Forbes : Well I is sorry, mas'sa. You be the boss-man now and all us chill'ins must learn your ways. Movie Title: Cradle Will Rock (1999) as John Houseman: John Houseman : As the producer, I can fire anybody I want, and I am fucking fired! John Houseman : I've always said the play would be better on a bare stage. Orson Welles : Actually, Hallie said that. John Houseman : No, I said it first. Orson Welles : No you didn't. John Houseman : Yes I did. Orson Welles : No, you didn't! John Houseman : Yes, I did! Orson Welles : No, you DIDN'T! John Houseman : Yes, I BLOODY WELL DID! Orson Welles : Oh, *fine*, Jack! You win, you've got the biggest creative dick, okay? John Houseman : Thank you. Movie Title: Kiss the Girls (1997) as Detective Nick Ruskin: Det. Davey Skes : Sure picks lookers, doesn't he? Alex Cross : Yeah, he does. But you know these women are more than just attractive. They're all extraodinary in some way. Smart, talented. Det. Davey Skes : He ain't choosing them just for their congeniality. Alex Cross : Ordinarily, they don't, but I think our guy is a little different. Detective Nick Ruskin : How so? Alex Cross : I think killing's not his ulterior motive. This guy's a collector. I bet these women are alive. Det. Davey Skes : Come on, doc. Our boy's brain is soft as a two-minute egg and nothing personal, but I figure every one of them gals is tied to a tree just waiting to get found. Alex Cross : Think about it, Sikes. The three you found were killed out of sequence. They weren't even among the first abducted. Det. Davey Skes : That's right. Detective Nick Ruskin : That don't mean they're not still out there. Alex Cross : But you would have found them by now. He makes absolutely no attempt to hide 'em and the way they were killed, very revealing. That last long walk through the woods. Kyle Craig : Marching to their fate. Alex Cross : Exactly. The rape, cutting off their hair. Kyle Craig : It's punishment. Alex Cross : Maybe for violating some trust. Detective Nick Ruskin : How are you feeling, by the way? You feel like you're getting back on your feet? Dr. Kate McTiernan : I guess if I felt solid anywhere it should be in this house. I've been in it one way or another my whole life. It was my great aunt's. But I don't know. It's just different now. Something's off. I used to walk in the middle of the night down to the corner market for a quart of milk. Detective Nick Ruskin : That's true. I mean, people just get complacent. It happens. Dr. Kate McTiernan : Would you please hand me the big chopping knife. Detective Nick Ruskin : The department gives courses of self-defense. Dr. Kate McTiernan : I've been thinking about spending more time at the dojo. Detective Nick Ruskin : Kick boxing's fine, but that's not what I mean. I'm talking prevention. We teach things like, uh, varying your routine. Keeping your lights on at night. Maybe getting a dog. I'm sorry. Does this bother you? Dr. Kate McTiernan : It's good. I need to hear it. Detective Nick Ruskin : Just simple things like, um, carrying personal alarms. Taking your garbage out the morning of. Not using cordless phones. Anyone with a scanner can listen in. Dr. Kate McTiernan : What does taking your garbage out the morning of have to do with anything? Detective Nick Ruskin : Night before, anyone can tear through it. Dr. Kate McTiernan : Who in the world possibly cares how much tuna I eat? [hands Nick the knife] Dr. Kate McTiernan : Would you rinse this for me, please? Detective Nick Ruskin : Think about it. A guy could come by, say, Tuesday night, 3 in the morning, dump your trash in one of those 30-gallon plastic sacks. Haul it down to an abandoned lot and bingo! There it is. What a lady eats, how often she shaves. He can even tell a lady's time of the month. Anything you want to know. What kind of lipstick she wears, and used condoms. How often's she gettin' it? Twice a week? Three times? The same guy, different guys? [losing accent] Detective Nick Ruskin : Of course, that doesn't apply to you. Let's face it. In your case, it's been quite awhile. Not since that, that surgeon. What? Six, seven months ago? You were special, Kate. Do you have any idea how much time I gave you? Months. Yes, months. I sacrificed for you, but now I'm going to show you sacrifice. What are you going to do? Are you going to cut me? Do it! [Kate cuts Nick's stomach] Detective Nick Ruskin : Good girl. Alex Cross : Don't do it, Nick. Dr. Kate McTiernan : Alex. Alex Cross : Let's talk about it, ok? You want to put the lighter down, Nick? Please? Detective Nick Ruskin : She has to know. Alex Cross : She knows, Nick. Detective Nick Ruskin : Then why don't you shoot me? Alex Cross : Ah, I don't think so. Muzzle flare, room full of gas, all that, you know? Look, Nick I'm gonna put the gun down. Look, see? There now. How's that? I want you to think about this, Nick. If you do this, no one will ever understand. Detective Nick Ruskin : Oh, don't mind fuck me! Alex Cross : No, I'm not, Nick. Detective Nick Ruskin : See Kate? It's all about building rapport. You use the subject's first name, and your tone, you gotta keep it soft and steady. Alex Cross : Establish eye contact, seek his level. Detective Nick Ruskin : You wanna know the truth, Alex? You're the one who really needs help. Alex Cross : Well, enlighten me, Nick. Tell me what the truth is. Detective Nick Ruskin : Truth is looking at a beautiful woman, like our Kate here, and saying to yourself, I gotta have that. I gotta break her down. It's your basest animal self. Dig deep, Alex. You'll recognize him. He's ugly. Alex Cross : I've run into him now and then. Detective Nick Ruskin : Go ahead. Reach for the Glock and take me down before I tell you about the 10 days I spent with Naomi. 10 days, Doc. Things she'd never tell you. My brown sugar, face like an angel. Perfect, every inch of her. You never knew Naomi. Not like I did. Deep down, you envy me that. Say it. Alex Cross : I don't work like you. I don't, hate. Detective Nick Ruskin : You only wish you had the courage. Good night, sweet Kate. [Alex shoots and kills Nick through a carton of Milk before he can kill Kate] Detective Nick Ruskin : . Alex Cross : Kate. It's alright Kate. Movie Title: The Pentagon Wars (1998) as Lt. Colonel James Burton: Col. Robert Laurel Smith : In summation, what you have before you is... Sgt. Fanning : A troop transport that can't carry troops, a reconnaissance vehicle that's too conspicuous to do reconnaissance... Lt. Colonel James Burton : And a quasi-tank that has less armor than a snow-blower, but carries enough ammo to take out half of D.C. THIS is what we're building? Brig. General Robert Laurel Smith : Are you out of your mind, Colonel? If the Pentagon had their choice of busting us or nailing a Soviet spy, they would choose us in a heartbeat! Lt. Colonel James Burton : Who exactly is "us," General? Brig. General Robert Laurel Smith : There are some people who work in the Pentagon who are fed up watching billions of dollars thrown away on defective weapons upon which our troops are supposed to stake their lives. People like you, Colonel. We are the enemy! Lt. Colonel James Burton : To whom? Brig. General Robert Laurel Smith : To majors who want to be colonels, to colonels who want to be generals, to generals who want that fourth star, you bet we are the enemy! Nobody moves up without getting things done! So what you don't want to be is the one who drops the ball, 'cause if you're the one who drops the ball: no promotion! no star! no cushy job with a contract when you retire! Lt. Colonel James Burton : You know what's really ironic? General Omar Bradley was a brilliant tactician, and a great leader. No ego, just did the job. And he always looked out for the morale and safety of his men. And then they go and put his name on THIS thing. Talk about a kick in the ass. Lt. Colonel James Burton : This is not just a report, it's a deadly weapon. Sgt. Fanning : Sir, an M-16 is a deadly weapon. A report is just a pile of paper, unless you're planning to inflict a lot of extremely vicious paper cuts. [Burton just destroryed a door in a test] Lt. Colonel James Burton : I'll buy the army a new goddamn door. Col. J.D. Bock : You can't afford a door like that; do you see what it stood up to? Lt. Colonel James Burton : Exactly! Some SPITBALL from Romania! Movie Title: Dracula (1992) as Lord Arthur Holmwood: Lord Arthur Holmwood : Last week he wanted to marry her. Now he wants to have her committed. Lord Arthur Holmwood : Forgive me, Sir. My life is hers - I would give my last drop of blood to save her. Movie Title: Liar Liar (1997) as Jerry: Jerry : I love you! Audrey : Thank you Jerry : Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for... Movie Title: Twister (1996) as Dr. Jonas Miller: [Jonas is watching the doppler] Dr. Jonas Miller : Looking good. Looking real good. Okay, about 4 miles down hang a right, deploy and we'll be done. Eddie : Uh, Dr. Miller? [Jonas looks up in time to see the twister change direction] Dr. Jonas Miller : Shit... shit! It's moving away! God! Eddie : Looks like they're going to intercept. [Jonas spots Bill's team moving in] Dr. Jonas Miller : [Over radio] Dammit, Tony, I thought you said this thing was gonna stay on the same heading! Movie Title: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) as Robin Hood: [Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers] Robin Hood : Blinkin! What are you doing? Blinkin : Guessing. I guess no one's coming. Blinkin : Oh Master Robin! [hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo] Blinkin : You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs. Robin Hood : Blinkin, I'm over here. Robin Hood : Prepare for the fight scene! Prince John : And why would the people listen to you? Robin Hood : Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent. Blinkin : This never would have happened if your father was alive. Robin Hood : He's dead? Blinkin : Yes. Robin Hood : And my mother? Blinkin : She died of pneumonia while - oh, you were away! Robin Hood : My three brothers? Blinkin : Died of the plague. Robin Hood : My dog Pogo? Blinkin : Run over by a carriage. Robin Hood : My goldfish Goldie? Blinkin : Eaten by the cat. Robin Hood : My cat? Blinkin : Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin? Robin Hood : And who might you be? Little John : Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big. Robin Hood : I'll take your word for it. Robin Hood : Kindly let me pass. Little John : Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. [Proudly] Little John : I made that up. Robin Hood : It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you. Maid Marian : I've come to warn you, Prince John and Rottingham have hired men to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You musn't go. Robin Hood : Then I won't. Maid Marian : They were going to try to lure you there with an archery contest. Robin Hood : An archery contest? Maid Marian : Their archer is unbeatable. Robin Hood : Really? Maid Marian : Robin, promise you won't go. Robin Hood : All right, I promise you won't go. Achoo : Say Robin, didn't you say... Robin Hood : Cool it... Achoo : Chilled. Robin Hood : I lost. I lost? Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script. Robin Hood : My first matter of business I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... My friend Achoo. Crowd: A black sheriff. Blinkin : He's black! Achoo : Hey it worked in Blazing Saddles! crowd: yeah Robin Hood : Are you with me? Yay or Nay? Villager: Well which one means yes? Robin Hood : By the way, do you know praying mantis? Achoo : You're looking at him. Robin Hood : This is Ahchoo. Little John : Bless you! Achoo : That's my name, man! Robin Hood : This is Ahchoo. Blinkin : A Jew? Here? Robin Hood : No no, not a Jew. Ahchoo. [Achoo has released Robin from a noose] Robin Hood : Nice shooting, Achoo. Achoo : To tell you the truth, I was aiming for the Hangman. Robin Hood : Lend me your ears! [Crowd proceeds to pull off ears and throw them at Robin] Robin Hood : That's disgusting! Robin Hood : Marion, you won't believe this? Maid Marian : [in sultry voice] What? Robin Hood : The key, it won't turn! Maid Marian : [shocked] What? Robin Hood : Wait! I have an idea! Call the locksmith! Man #1: Call the locksmith! Man #2: Call the locksmith! Guard: Where is your king? Robin Hood : King? King? And which King might that be? King Richard? King Louis? King Kong? Larry King? Maid Marian : Oh, darling, don't despair! For it is written on a scroll: "One day, he, who is destined for me, shall be endowed with a magical key, that will bring an end to my... virginity." Robin Hood : Oh, Marian, if only 'twere me. Maid Marian : Oh, if 'twere you, 'twould be... twerrific. Robin Hood : Ah! Right rope! Sherrif of Rottingham : [taking off his leather glove and slapping Robin with it] I challenge you to a duel. Robin Hood : [picking an iron gauntlet up from the dinner table and smacking Rottingham across the face with it, knocking him down] I accept! Movie Title: The Princess Bride (1987) as Dread Pirate Roberts / Man in Black / Westley: Grandpa : [narrating] Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around. Buttercup : Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning. Westley : As you wish. Grandpa : [narrating] "As you wish" was all he ever said to her. Buttercup : Farm boy, fill these with water - please. Westley : As you wish. Grandpa : [narrating] That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back. Buttercup : Farm boy... fetch me that pitcher. [It's right over her head, so he has to stand next to her] Westley : As you wish. [Cut to them kissing] The Grandson : [interrupting] Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? [suspiciously] The Grandson : Is this a kissing book? Grandpa : Wait, just wait. The Grandson : Well, when does it get good? Westley : Hear this now: I will always come for you. Buttercup : But how can you be sure? Westley : This is true love - you think this happens every day? Westley : I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup : Well... you were dead. Westley : Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. Buttercup : I will never doubt again. Westley : There will never be a need. Westley : We are men of action, lies do not become us. Inigo Montoya : I donna suppose you could espeed things up? Westley : If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do. Inigo Montoya : I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only only waiting around to kill you. Westley : That does put a damper on our relationship. Inigo Montoya : I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Westley : Do you always begin conversations this way? Inigo Montoya : You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. Westley : You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. [Fencing] Inigo Montoya : You are wonderful. Man in Black : Thank you; I've worked hard to become so. Inigo Montoya : I admit it, you are better than I am. Man in Black : Then why are you smiling? Inigo Montoya : Because I know something you don't know. Man in Black : And what is that? Inigo Montoya : I... am not left-handed. [Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage] Man in Black : You are amazing. Inigo Montoya : I ought to be, after 20 years. Man in Black : Oh, there's something I ought to tell you. Inigo Montoya : Tell me. Man in Black : I'm not left-handed either. [Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage] Inigo Montoya : Who are you? Westley : No one of consequence. Inigo Montoya : I must know... Westley : Get used to disappointment. Inigo Montoya : 'kay. Fezzik : We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone. Man in Black : You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Fezzik : [brandishing rock] I could kill you now. Man in Black : I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. Fezzik : It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. Vizzini : I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. Westley : You're that smart? Vizzini : Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Westley : Yes. Vizzini : Morons. Buttercup : You mock my pain. Westley : Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Buttercup : We'll never survive. Westley : Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has. [after Westley rescues her from the lightning quicksand] Buttercup : We'll never succeed. We may as well die here. Westley : No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too. Buttercup : Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s? Westley : Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. [Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him] Prince Humperdinck : Surrender. Westley : You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. Westley : Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup? Inigo Montoya : Let me 'splain. [pause] Inigo Montoya : No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen. Westley : That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying. Fezzik : You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful. Westley : I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities? Inigo Montoya : There is but one working castle gate, and... and it is guarded by 60 men. Westley : And our assets? Inigo Montoya : Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. Westley : I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. Inigo Montoya : Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had? Fezzik : Over the albino, I think. Westley : Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? Westley : Give us the gate key. Yellin : I have no gate key. Inigo Montoya : Fezzik, tear his arms off. Yellin : Oh, you mean *this* gate key. [As Buttercup prepares to commit suicide with a dagger] Westley : There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. Prince Humperdinck : First things first, to the death. Westley : No. To the pain. Prince Humperdinck : I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. Westley : I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. Prince Humperdinck : That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. Westley : It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Prince Humperdinck : And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. Westley : I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Prince Humperdinck : And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it. Westley : WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. Prince Humperdinck : I think your bluffing. Westley : It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. [slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince] Westley : DROP... YOUR... SWORD! [mouth hanging open, drops sword to floor] Westley : Can you move at all? Buttercup : You're alive. If you want I could fly. Buttercup : If you'll release me whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it I promise you. Man in Black : [laughs] And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? You're very funny Highness. Westley : No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley. Inigo Montoya : But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. Man in Black : That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. Inigo Montoya : I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard. Man in Black : No good. I've known too many Spaniards. Inigo Montoya : Isn't there any way you trust me? Man in Black : Nothing comes to mind. Inigo Montoya : I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive. Man in Black : Throw me the rope. Buttercup : You can die too for all I care. [pushes him down a high hill] Westley : AS... YOU... WISH. Buttercup : Oh my sweet Westley what have I done. [throws herself down the hill] Buttercup : You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it. Westley : With pride. What can I do for you? Buttercup : You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. Westley : Tsk, tsk. That's hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me? Buttercup : You killed my love. Westley : It's possible. I kill a lot of people. Fezzik : Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? Man in Black : Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. [Buttercup and Westley have just entered the Fire Swamp] Westley : [looking around] It's not that bad. [Buttercup stares unbelievingly at him] Westley : Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. Inigo Montoya : Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. Westley : Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. [while engaging in a "battle of wits"] Westley : You've made your decision, then? Vizzini : Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Westley : Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Vizzini : Wait till I get going! [Pause] Vizzini : Where was I? [Inigo tells Westley about his pursuit of the six-fingered man] Westley : You've done nothing but study swordplay? Inigo Montoya : More pursuing than studying, lately. You see, I cannot find him. It's been twenty years now. I'm starting to lose confidence. [after defeating Fezzik, who lays on the ground unconscious] Westley : I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. [after being beaten by Westley] Inigo Montoya : Kill me quickly. Westley : I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you follow me either... [knocks him out] Westley : Please understand I hold you in the highest respect. Fezzik : You just shook your head... doesn't that make you happy? Westley : My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Dread Pirate Roberts : Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. Westley : Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.' Movie Title: Comic Book Villains (2002) as Carter: Raymond : What are you smiling at? Carter : Nothing, it's just I thought I was dealing with fools. Raymond : But now you see differently. Carter : No, I don't. |
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