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 Aries Spears QuotationMovie Title: The Pest (1997) as Chubby: Himmel : You'd have to shoot me first. [Gustav shoots Himmel] Chubby : I can't believe you shot him. Gustav : Ah, he's wearing a bulletproof vest. Himmel : Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. Movie Title: Josie and the Pussycats (2001) as Carson Daly: Carson Daly : If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date! Movie Title: Mad TV (1995) as Belma Buttons / Cosby / Chuck / Dollar Bill Montgomery: Belma Buttons : Damn, this flight makes more stops than R. Kelly's limo in a preschool parking lot. Tovah McQueen : God bless Southwest Airlines, the ghetto bus of the sky. Cosby : If you don't put the pudding back in the fridge, you are a dumb person. Nautica Brown : And don't forget to buy my book, "Gone With the Wind... My Ass! Hollywood... and the White Man's Lies". Dollar Bill Montgomery : Damn, that's an angry bitch. Chuck : Have you ever been arrested? Trina : Well... Chuck : Well what? Trina : Well, last March my cousin accused me of stealing her baby. I just wanted to hold it, for a few days, in Mexico, rename it, cut and dye its hair, tattoo things on its pretty little toes. It was all just a huge mistake Dollar Bill Montgomery : We were supposed to get Dr. Bill Cosby here today, but instead we got this anonymous bitch. Rogaine Washington : Hey, hey, hey, I got a name. It's Rogaine. Rogaine Ephedra-Free Washington. Oh, and I'm not a bitch, I'm a ho. Bitch don't get paid. |
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