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 Barbara Billingsley QuotationMovie Title: Muppet Babies (1984) as Nanny: Fozzie : What's the difference between an orange? Nanny : Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke. Fozzie : It *is* finished. *That's* the joke. Movie Title: Airplane! (1980) as Jive Lady: Randy : Can I get you something? Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me! Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand. First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG! Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive. Randy : Oh, good. Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine? Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side. Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap! Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up! Jive Lady : Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph! Movie Title: Leave It to Beaver (1957) as June Cleaver: June Cleaver : Eddie seems to know a lot about the law. Wally Cleaver : Yeah, he told his father, in three years he's going over the wall. June Cleaver : Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We're having roast beef. Eddie Haskell : No thank you, Mrs. Cleaver. I really must be getting home. We're having squab this evening. Eddie Haskell : Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean. June Cleaver : Why, thank you, Eddie. Eddie Haskell : My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here. June Cleaver : Wally, where are you going? Wally Cleaver : I'm going over to slug Eddie. June Cleaver : That's no way to talk, this is Sunday. Wally Cleaver : You're right, I'll wait 'til tomorrow and slug him in the cafeteria. June Cleaver : Ward, I'm very worried about the Beaver. Ward Cleaver : I'm going to change my clothes and finish painting those trash cans myself; the boys ran out on the job. June Cleaver : Well dear you can't blame them too much, they went over to see the big fire at the lumber yard. Ward Cleaver : Fire? June Cleaver : Yes, they couldn't resist it, and after all they are just boys. Ward Cleaver : Tom Corton's lumber yard? June Cleaver : Yes, it's been on the radio. Why, they've called out fire companies from all over. Ward Cleaver : Well it must be quite a fire. June Cleaver : Yes, it must be. Ward Cleaver : June, I wonder if you'd go out to the garage and put those brushes in some turpentine, I won't be too long. (Rushes out the back door.) June Cleaver : Once a boy always a boy. June Cleaver : Dear, do you think all parents have this much trouble? Ward Cleaver : No, just parents with children. Ward Cleaver : It's that friend of Beaver's. You know, the one who always talks like he was just frightened by something. June Cleaver : Whitey Whitney? Ward Cleaver : That's it. Ward Cleaver : Ah, June, Gilbert's always talking about his parents. Have you ever met them? June Cleaver : Oh, I see her at the supermarket every once in a while. She seems like a calm sensible person. Ward Cleaver : You can't really go by that. You might look the same way to her. Ward Cleaver : Let's face it, June, Wally and Eddie have been friends for four or five years now - nothing's ever really happed. June Cleaver : But Eddie has that look about him that makes you think something's always about to happen. |
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