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 Debi Derryberry QuotationMovie Title: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) as Jimmy: Jimmy : But dad, all my friends are going. Mr. Neutron : I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so. Jimmy : All right, this is it. These crummy aliens stole our parents, it's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean. Darnit, we're carbon based life forms. So, who's going to kick buttocks? All: The Carbonated Life Forms. Jimmy : What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree? Carl : I didn't think we liked girls yet Jim. Jimmy : Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will. Nick : Are you sure about this Neutron? Jimmy : Well the data seems to support his hypothesis. Sheen : Never argue with the data. [Seeing the aliens for the first time] Jimmy : It's an advanced species. Sheen : When I blow my nose, it looks like an advanced species too. [Together] Cindy Vortex , Libby : Ewww. Carl : Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad. Jimmy : That's toothpaste, Carl. Carl : Oh. Minty. Movie Title: The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2002) as Jimmy: Jimmy : Bring my screwdriver and my special CD of town-saving music. Crowd: (In unison) You were right and we were wrong. Jimmy : Thanks. A healthy skepticism is the sign of... Say it again. Crowd: (In unison) You were right and we were wrong. Jimmy : Now in French. [Crowd repeats in French] Jimmy : Now in Chinese. [Crowd mutters in confusion] Jimmy : We found the lost tomb. Cindy : Shouldn't we call National Geographic or Harvard? Libby : Or Harrison Ford? Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really beleived you for a second. Calamitous : May I use your... Sam: Telephone? Teeth whitening kit? Restroom? Calamitous : Restroom! Sam: No. It's for paying customers only. Calamitous : Alright. I'll have a chocolate... Sam: Sundae? Rumball? Milkshake? [Jimmy and Officer Tubbs enter] Jimmy : Officer Tubbs, man that bathroom. Officer Tubbs : Thanks. Don't mind if I do. [Repeated line] Jimmy : Think. THINK. [the inside of Jimmy's brain is shown] Jimmy : Brain blast! [Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz] Cindy : The ant is a member of the vegetable family Jimmy : Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub... [Later] Miss Fowl : I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades Cindy : There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick. Jimmy : But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I dont get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look. Cindy : Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath? [Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk] [Jimmy and Cindy go to Retroland] Jimmy : I am not having fun. Cindy : Neither am I, Nerdtron. Jimmy : Want some gum? Cindy : NO! Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage. Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us? Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius. Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar. [Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him. Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. Carl : A llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama with a hat? Jimmy : No! Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works? Jimmy : No... I mean, yes! [Cindy and Jimmy have swapped bodies] Nick : [to Jimmy] So, do you want to go to the concert, Cindy? Jimmy : I wouldn't go with you if you were the last boy on Earth. That's how stuck-up I am. Cindy : She doesn't mean that! [In Carl's dream] Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming. Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out. [Jimmy kisses Cindy] Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming. [later, out of the dream] Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron! [Cindy slaps Jimmy] Jimmy : I give you the Brain Drain 8000. The same dumbing down technology used by top radio personalities. Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Highly Unstable! It's highly unstable! Sheen : How do you know this things? Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl. Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek. [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl] Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache. Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him. [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron. Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking. Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights! [the boys are thrown out of the store] Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly... Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN! Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy? Jimmy : Sure, go ahead. Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby! Jimmy : Say it right. Sheen : Lift off. Jimmy : Much better. Commander Baker : This is a dangerous mission. You may not come back alive. Jimmy : Can I get out of school? Jimmy : I love you, but I'm supposed to hate you. Cindy : What? Neutron, you are so dead! Cindy : [In Jimmy's body] Oh,yeah like I would really want to invent a tiolet in a briefcase! Jimmy : [In Cindy's body] Hey,that could have been an excellent relief to the traveling business man! Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course. Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits. Movie Title: The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour (2004) as James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron: Timmy Turner : You let Crocker into Fairy World? What kind of genius are you? James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : You let a girl in my lab? What kind of genius are YOU? James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius. Timmy Turner : Timmy Turner... Boy. James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : [Jimmy is trying to activate Timmy's auto-poofer] Maybe it responds to voice commands. To Retroville! [disappears and re-appears a few feet away] James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : Darn it. Maybe I need to go further away. [goes outside the room] James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : To Retroville! [disappears and re-appears inside the room] James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : OK, maybe further. James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : [leaves the house] To Retroville! [disappears and re-appears in Timmy's room] James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : Darn It. [Travels to the Mexican Border] James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : Llevame A Retroville! [disappears and re-appears in Timmy's room] Cosmo : Hola, Senor Fudge-Head. James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : Get out of my lab! Denzel Crocker : Another reality avoidance costume, eh, Turner? Very well. Since you're clearly Timmy Turner, here's your daily "F"! James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron : AAAHHH! An "F"! It burns! [cries in pain] |
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