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![]() Dylan Sprouse Quotation"Yeah, it's fun being a twin. Even though we fight sometimes over little stuff we really do look out for each other. We're like best friends. We spend a lot of time doing fun things with our friends and family." Movie Title: Big Daddy (1999) as Julian: Julian : But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song. Sonny : It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so... Julian : Kangaroo song, kangaroo song,kangaroo song,KANGAROO SONG! Sonny : ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal yesterday! [Ordering food] Sonny : Julian, what do you want? Julian : Thirty packets of ketchup. [Sonny is dressed up as Scuba Sam] Sonny : Hi, Julian! How ya doin'? I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve's father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he's afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you'd keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart. Julian : I can be in the Scuba Squad? Sonny : Well sure! All you have to do is work hard and don't tell a soul about the Scuba Squad because then everybody's gonna wanna join! Oh, and one more thing! Be nice to the Delivery Guy, will ya? It's not his fault he can't read. [Julian is taking a leak] Julian : How come you're not going? Sonny : Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds. [Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read] Julian : Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia! Nazo : Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones. Julian : ...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass! [discussing Julian's doll Scuba Steve] Nazo : I had a doll like that once but my cat bit his head off. Julian : What kind of cat would do that? Nazo : Are you calling me a liar? [at McDonald's] Sonny : Okay, what do you want? Julian : Cheerios. Sonny : Cheerios? They don't got Cheerios. What else? Julian : Lasagna. Sonny : Lasagna? What the hell is the matter with you? Um, we'll take hot cakes and sausage... Employee : Sorry, sir, we stopped serving breakfast. Sonny : What are you talking about? We're FOUR seconds late. Employee : No, you're 30 minutes and four seconds late. We stopped serving breakfast at 10:30. Sonny : Aw, HORSESHIT! Julian : [after jumping around frantically to the Kangaroo song, Julian suddenly stops] Sonny : Aww, what's wrong, are you done jumpin for today? Julian : [Julian suddenly throws up all the junk food he has been eating all over the floor] |
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