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 Ray Bolger QuotationMovie Title: The Wizard of Oz (1939) as The Scarecrow / Hunk / Scarecrow: Scarecrow : Come along Dorothy. You don't want any of those apples. Apple Tree : Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be? Scarecrow : Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms! Cowardly Lion : Alright, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do. Tin Woodsman , Scarecrow : What's that? Cowardly Lion : Talk me out of it. Dorothy : My Goodness, what a fuss you're making. Well naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big coward. Cowardly Lion : [crying] You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself. [sobs] Cowardly Lion : Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks. Tin Woodsman : Why don't you try counting sheep? Cowardly Lion : That doesn't do any good. I'm afraid of them. [sobs loud] Scarecrow : Ah, that's too bad. Scarecrow : Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. Dorothy : Did you say something? Tin Woodsman : Oilcan. Dorothy : He said oilcan. Scarecrow : Oil can what? Scarecrow : I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy : How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow : I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy : Yes, I guess you're right. Scarecrow : First they [the Flying Monkeys] Scarecrow : took my legs off and they threw them over there! then they took my chest out and they threw it over there! Tin Woodsman : Well, that's you all over! Scarecrow : The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough? Wizard of Oz : You can't. Scarecrow : I'm not afraid of her. I'm not afraid of anything -- except a lighted match. [points to the straw in his arm] Dorothy : I don't blame you for that. [Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man watch as the Wicked Witch of the West vanishes into a fireball] Scarecrow : I'm not afraid of her! I'll see you get safely to the Wizard now, whether I get a brain or not. Stuff a mattress with me. Ha! Tin Woodsman : I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me! Dorothy : Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had. And it's funny, but I feel as if I'd known you all the time, but I couldn't have, could I? Scarecrow : I don't see how. You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you? Tin Woodsman : And I was standing over there, rusting for the longest time. Dorothy : Still, I wish I could remember, but I guess it doesn't matter anyway. We know each other now, don't we? Scarecrow : That's right. Tin Woodsman : We do. Scarecrow : To Oz? Tin Woodsman : To Oz. Hunk : Now look here, Dorothy, you ain't using your head about Miss Gulch. You'd think you didn't have any brains at all. Dorothy : I have so got brains. Hunk : Well, why don't you use them. When you come home, don't go by Miss Gulch's place. Then Toto won't get in her garden, and you won't get in no trouble. See? Dorothy : Oh Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all. Hunk : Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know. Cowardly Lion : Come on, get up and fight, you shivering junkyard! [goes over to the Scarecrow] Cowardly Lion : And put your hands up, you lopsided bag of hay! Scarecrow : Now that's getting personal, Lion. Tin Woodsman : Yes. Get up and teach him a lesson. Scarecrow : Well, what's wrong with you teaching him? Tin Woodsman : Well, I hardly know him. Cowardly Lion : [getting a panic attack walking into the Wizard's foyer] Wait a minute, Fellows. I was just thinking. I really don't want to see the Wizard this much. I'd better wait for you outside. Scarecrow : What's the matter? Tin Woodsman : Oh, he's just a scared again. Dorothy : Don't you know the Wizard's going to give you some courage? Cowardly Lion : I'd be too scared to ask him for it. [sobs] Dorothy : Well then, we'll ask him for you. Cowardly Lion : I'd sooner wait outside. Dorothy : Why? Why? Cowardly Lion : Because I'm still scared. [sobs] Scarecrow : I could while away the hours/conferrin' with the flowers/consultin' with the rain/And my head I'd be scratchin'/ While my thoughts were busy hatchin'/If I only had a brain. Scarecrow : I've got a way to get us in there, and you're gonna lead us. Scarecrow : Then I'm sure to get a brain. Tin Woodsman : A heart. Dorothy : A home. Cowardly Lion : The nerve! Tin Woodsman : Help! Help! Scarecrow : It's no use screaming at a time like this. Nobody will hear you. Help! Help! Wizard of Oz : They have one thing you haven't got: a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of ThD. The Scarecrow : ThD? Wizard of Oz : That's... Doctor of Thinkology. Movie Title: The Harvey Girls (1946) as Chris Maule: Alma : Chris, what's wrong? Chris Maule : Marty Peters was just here. Alma : Marty Peters? The man who shot the last sheriff? Chris Maule : He... he... he did what? [Chris has just been made the new blacksmith] Alma : Well, it's all based on circumstantial evidence. No one actually saw the bullet leave the gun. [Chris faints dead away] |
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