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 Lorenzo Music QuotationMovie Title: Rhoda (1974) as Carlton: [repeated line] Carlton : Hello, this is Carlton your doorman. Movie Title: Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) as Garfield: [Garfield, A.K.A. Spayed, arrives at the morgue to find Lt. Washington waiting at the door] Lt. Washington : Checking up on a client, Spayed? Garfield : Yeah, he's the one your blue boys shot in the back for jaywalking! Lt. Washington : Watch it, Spayed! I still have your license under investigation! Garfield : Good! That means it's safe for a while! Movie Title: Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985) as Garfield: [Lightning flashes when Garfield and Odie first see an old house] Garfield : Nice touch! Garfield : Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy! Old Man : What I am about to tell you has never been told to another living soul. Garfield : Catchy beginning. Movie Title: Garfield Gets a Life (1991) as Garfield: Garfield : [at the video store] Let's rent Old Yeller. I like a movie with a happy ending. Lorenzo : Our motto is, "If you can get a pulse, you can get a life". Garfield : [to Jon] Ah, maybe they'll take you anyway. Librarian : Will you be checking that out, sir? Garfield : No, he'll be eating it here. Movie Title: Here Comes Garfield (1982) as Garfield: Garfield : [after rudely waking Jon up] Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet. Garfield : So this is what it feels like to be potato salad. Movie Title: Garfield in the Rough (1984) as Garfield: [afraid of wild animals] Garfield : They're gonna come here, and they're gonna eat me, and I'm gonna die, and that could really hurt my bowling average. Movie Title: The Real Ghost Busters (1986) as Peter Venkman / Peter / Peter Venkman (I): Peter : [during a dream] A good imagination is a joy forever. Peter Venkman (I) : Egon, remember what I said. If you're gonna stay on this planet, you have to speak our language. [The Ghostbusters are on the demon Dib Deblin's game show] Winston Zeddemore (I) : I sold my soul to the devil. I sold my soul to the devil. Egon Spengler : Actually, Winston, Dib Devlin is only a minor demon. Winston Zeddemore (I) : I sold my soul to a minor demon. I sold my soul to a minor demon. Peter Venkman (I) : It's times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my dad used to tell me. Winston Zeddemore (I) : Yeah? What was that? Peter Venkman (I) : I don't know. I never listened. [Having a conversation with himself] Peter Venkman : "So, Peter, did you have a nice day?" Oh, yeah. I argued with a hat and coat rack. "Oh, really?" Yeah. Peter : How come we never meet anything cute? It's always big and mean with lots of teeth. Peter Venkman (I) : This is almost as much fun as catching bowling balls with my teeth. Egon Spengler : Peter, do you know how to set your proton pack on explosive overload? Peter Venkman (I) : No. Egon Spengler : I do. Peter Venkman (I) : This is not fun. I've had fun. This isn't it. Peter Venkman (I) : Seven years of college and I can never remember if it's positive to negative or positive to positive. Peter Venkman (I) : [plugging in a wire] Let's see. I can never remember if it's positive to negative or positive to positive. [the Ghostbusters respond to a false alarm] Peter Venkman (I) : We should have charged her for the call. Winston Zeddemore (I) : Come on, Peter. She was someone's grandmother. Peter Venkman (I) : As long as she wasn't mine. Egon Spengler : Do you talk about the loons and the scoundrels in your family tree? Peter Venkman (I) : If I didn't, I wouldn't have anybody to talk about. Peter Venkman (I) : [about Cthulhu] Anything that looks like Godzilla wearing an octopus hat shouldn't be hard to find. Ray Stantz : [Falsetto voice] I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree. Peter Venkman (I) : Ray's fine now. [Egon takes Peter to the opera] Peter Venkman (I) : The Met? I thought you said the Mets. Ray Stantz : Anybody having any luck? Peter Venkman : That depends. You mean, like, good luck? Peter Venkman : I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy. I used to dream about driving a big locomotive. I studied engineering in college for two years before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains. Egon Spengler : Maybe the noise was physical in origin. Squirrels on the roof perhaps. [A huge pounding sound starts to shake the whole house] Peter Venkman : Squirrels, Egon? Egon Spengler : Okay, FAT squirrels, playing basketball. Satisfied? Ray Stantz : Oh Peter. Will you tell me a bedtime story? Peter Venkman : Okay. Once upon a time there were four Ghostbusters who were trying to catch the Boogey man but they couldn't because one of them wouldn't shut up and go to sleep. The end. Ray Stantz : Remember there could be trolls, at the end of the tunnel, in New Mexico. [Winston backs the car up and Peter rolls down the window] Peter Venkman : Not funny. Peter : Oh no! I'm not going anywhere until I've had my breakfast. Peter Venkman : He did it again! He slimed me in my sleep. [Ray, Egon and Winston try holding Peter back] Peter Venkman : Just let me zap him with the proton blaster. Please. Egon Spengler : Woah Peter. Just calm down and ask him why he was sleeping in your bed. Peter Venkman : Okay we'll try it your way. Slimer come here. Why were you sleeping in my bed? [Slimer quickly begins to explain to Peter that his night light burnt out and he didn't want to sleep by himself] Peter Venkman : You mean to tell me that you couldn't sleep in your own bed because your night light burnt out and you didn't want to sleep by yourself? That's great. Movie Title: Garfield and Friends (1988) as Garfield: Jon : They used to call me "No-Hit Arbuckle". Garfield : But only when he was at bat. Jon : What are you doing Garfield? Garfield : Guess. Jon : Are you dancing? Garfield : Nope. Jon : Are you upset? Garfield : Nope. Jon : Are you hungry? Garfield : Not for another two minutes. Jon : Are you trying to warn me about something? Garfield : Guess again. Jon : Argh. You're driving me crazy. Garfield : Aaw, he guessed. Man: What does Odie do when the car when he catches them? Garfield : He buries them in the backyard. [Audience begins to laugh] Garfield : I'm not kidding. Odie catches cars and he buries them in the back yard. Woman: Yeah right. Garfield : I can't believe I'm hearing this? [Audience laughs louder] Man: And we can't believe your face. Garfield : Look! I did not come here to be insulted. Man: Then what did you come here for? [Garfield walks in the backyard] Garfield : Hi Odie. Can you believe I got heckled by the audience? They didn't believe me when I told them that you catch cars and burry them in the back yard. Garfield : The creature that lives in the refrigerator, behind the mayonnaise, next to the ketchup, and to the left of the cole slaw! Movie Title: Twice Upon a Time (1983) as Ralph: Ralph : "Ok,ok. I'm scared; it's official." Ralph : "I got a duck?" Movie Title: Garfield in Paradise (1986) as Garfield: Garfield : Whoever said "Getting there is half the fun" ought to be dragged out into the street and shot. Garfield : Mai-Tai, this is insane! Mai-Tai : Tell her that! Jon Arbuckle : Why can't I get any respect, Garfield? Garfield : When you travel you must pay for respect, my friend Jon Arbuckle : Hello, Paradise World! Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. Garfield : That's jet fuel, you dummy! Jon Arbuckle : Well, the next item of business is to get our luggage. [the boy's luggage is thrown out of the plane, landing next to Garfield] Jon Arbuckle : Hey That's service for you! Garfield : Jon, you'd look on the bright side of a train wreck! That was no service! That was assault and battery on our suitcases! I never should have packed my crystal mouse collection! [Odie has stowed away in Jon's suitcase] Garfield : Well, this is just ducky. One minute I'm sitting happily at home minding my own business, and the next thing I know, I'm travelling third class with a fourth class owner to a fifth class motel to sleep with a sixth class mutt! Jon Arbuckle : This vacation isn't working out exactly the way I hoped it would. Garfield : A masterfully understated observation, especially when you consider it's coming from a total idiot! [the boys decide to visit the local car rental shop] Hotel Clerk : Yeeeeeeeess Jon Arbuckle : You look familiar. Hotel Clerk : I have a brother in the motel business. Garfield : Racket is more like it! |
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