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 Willie Nelson QuotationMovie Title: Where the Hell's That Gold?!!? (1988) as Cross: Cross : You've been shot at before. Boone : Not sitting on a load of dynamite. Cross : How about tied to a post? Movie Title: Barbarosa (1982) as Barbarosa: Karl : I killed a fella back in Texas. A big damn fella too. Barbarosa : Well, old Sam Colt makes everybody just about the same size. Karl : I didn't shoot him. I hit him with a tree limb. [Barbarosa has just killed a Mexican bounty hunter] Barbarosa : I can't teach you people a damn thing. Barbarosa : Always stand still until you're done shooting. Nothin' scares a man more than for you to be standin' still when you should be runnin' like a spotted assed ape. [to a young Mexican gunfighter] Barbarosa : You ain't got enough ass in your britches to pull the trigger on Barbarosa. Barbarosa : Drop those saddlebags and help me up, dammit! [Karl drops the bags over the cliff] Barbarosa : Why'd you drop them down there? Karl : Well, you said to drop them and help you! Barbarosa : We already been down there! [Rain starts to fall] Barbarosa : Why don't you go ahead and just rain on me then? Karl : Are you all right? Barbarosa : No, I ain't all right! Do I look all right? Karl : Well, you look better than you did when you was at the bottom of that grave. Barbarosa : Did you have bad trouble back there. Karl Westover : Yes, sir. Barbarosa : Well, the Mexicans got a saying - what cannot be remedied must be endured. [Barbarosa and Karl are surrounded by bandits] Angel : You are on my road, senor. Barbarosa : This is your road? I don't see any signs. You see any signs, farm boy? You should put up a sign; this is my road. Angel : Signs? Look around you, there are signs everywhere (nods toward armed bandits). Maybe you don't know who I am. Barbarosa : I think I recognize you. You're Mr. Shit. Angel : I am Angel Morales. Barbarosa : Do you know who I am? Angel : Si, senor; I know who you are. Barbarosa : (to Karl) We might be in a little trouble here. [Morales is talking to his parents] Angel : [to Karl] My father says you stopped Barbarosa from robbing him. Barbarosa : Yeah, I was goin' to rob your pitiful old daddy and then shoot that squawkin' old woman just for spite! Movie Title: Wag the Dog (1997) as Johnny Dean: [Commissioned to write a propaganda song about war with Albania] Johnny Dean : Albania's hard to rhyme. Johnny Dean : I was just on my way to get drunk. Movie Title: The Electric Horseman (1979) as Wendall: Wendall : I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me a woman can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch. Movie Title: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) as Willie: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Radar Operator : Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel : What is it, son? Radar Operator : I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Jet Pilot : Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot : Oh my God, it looks like a huge... Bird-Watching Woman : Pecker. Bird-Watching Man : [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman : Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's... Army Sergeant : Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with... Baseball Umpire : Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire : What is that. It looks just like an enormous... Chinese Teacher : Wang. pay attention. Wang : I was distracted by that giant flying... Musician : Willie. Willie : Yeah? Musician : What's that? Willie : [squints] Well, that looks like a huge... Colonel : Johnson. Radar Operator : Yes, sir? Colonel : Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. Movie Title: Gone Fishin' (1997) as Billy "Catch" Pooler: Billy "Catch" Pooler : Don't forget. The canary sings, but the eagle flies. Billy "Catch" Pooler : Be the one you want to catch. |
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