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    Barry Humphries Quotation






    Movie Title: Nicholas Nickleby (2002) as Vincent Crummles/Narrator / Mrs. Crummles:



    Vincent Crummles/Narrator : What happens when too early we lose a parent, that party on whom we rely for only everything? We must build a new family, person by person.


    Mrs. Crummles : Let us use our bodies as instruments, and quiver together, until music comes out.

    Movie Title: Finding Nemo (2003) as Bruce:



    Bruce : All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?
    Marlin : Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
    Bruce : Oh. Okay...
    Anchor : Denial.


    Marlin : Give me the goggles.
    Dory : Ow. Am I bleeding?
    Bruce : Dory, are you okay... [sniffs the blood]
    Bruce : Ooooooooo, that's good...
    Chum : Uh-oh.
    Anchor : Intervention.


    Bruce : I'm having fish tonight.


    Bruce : Hello. [Marlin gasps, Dory swims up]
    Dory : Well HI.
    Bruce : Name's Bruce. [offers fin, Marlin backs up]
    Bruce : It's alright. I understand. [Turns away]
    Bruce : Why trust a shark, right? [quickly returns and snaps at Marlin and Dory, then laughs]


    Bruce : Heeeerrrreeee's Brucie.


    Bruce : Now there is a father looking for his little boy [starts crying]
    Bruce : I never knew my father.
    Chum : We're all mates here, mate.


    Bruce : Hello. My name is Bruce. Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.
    Bruce : It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. [Anchor and Chum applaud]
    Chum : You're an inspiration to us all!
    Anchor : Amen!


    Bruce : Just a bite!
    Anchor : Hold yourself together, mate!
    Chum : Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!
    Bruce : Food!


    Bruce : Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?
    Anchor : Got mine. [A small fish shivering with fear]
    Dory : Hi there!
    Bruce : What about you, Chum?
    Chum : Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend. [A fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in]
    Bruce : That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
    Chum : [Taking Marlin] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?





    Movie Title: Spice World (1997) as Kevin McMaxford:



    Kevin McMaxford : Something's happening to me. What is it?
    Brian : You're smiling, sir.





    Movie Title: Barry McKenzie Holds His Own (1974) as Auntie Edna Everage:



    Rhonda Cutforth-Jones : Have you ever balled another chick, Mrs Everage?
    Auntie Edna Everage : I may be old fashioned, young woman, but lesbianism has always left a nasty taste in my mouth.


    Auntie Edna Everage : Did you know, Barry, that the Prime Minister and I once slept together?
    Barry McKenzie : Aw come off it Auntie, aw I don't believe it.
    Auntie Edna Everage : Yes, Barry. It was at the Sydney Opera House, during the second act of War and Peace.

       
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