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![]() Daniel von Bargen Quotation"I don't necessarily like going to the movies. It's a little nerve-wracking to see your head the size of a house. I'm getting used to it, but there's still a little uneasiness when you walk into the theater and think "Oh God, am I going to suck?'" [on his role in "Seinfeld"] "When you start becoming a commodity because of your face or your stature or whatever, those opportunities become fewer and fewer. So it's nice to get on a comedy and have people go, "You're funny!'" [on being typecast as an authority figure] "Thank God for the white male power structure." Movie Title: Malcolm in the Middle (2000) as Commandant Spangler: Commandant Spangler : Ahh, passive resistance. The last resort for slackers and sissies. Francis : What about Ghandi? Commandant Spangler : Sissy. Movie Title: Lord of Illusions (1995) as Nix: Nix : I was born to murder the world. Dorothea : What ARE you? Nix : A man who wanted to become a god... then changed his mind. Nix : I've got so much power to give you, Swann. All you have to do is beg. Philip Swann : Fuck you. Nix : Are you ready for my wisdom? Movie Title: The Postman (1997) as Sheriff: Sheriff : You're nothing but a drifter who found a bag of mail. Movie Title: Shaft (2000) as Lt. Kearney: [Trey starts seizing on the gurney] Walter Wade, Jr. : Heh, guess he had no rhythm after all! [Shaft punches him in the face] Lt. Kearney : I've been waiting for this, you are gone from this precinct! John Shaft : For what? [punches Wade again] John Shaft : For THAT? Movie Title: O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) as Sheriff Cooley: [As a noose is flung over Pete] Sheriff Cooley : Stairway to heaven. We shall all meet by and by. [about to be hung] Ulysses Everett McGill : It ain't the law! Sheriff Cooley : The law? The law is a human institution. Movie Title: Broken Lizard's Super Troopers (2001) as Police Chief Grady: Police Chief Grady : Desperation is a stinky cologne. Police Chief Grady : I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. Farva : It's powdered sugar. Police Chief Grady : The lice hate the sugar. Farva : It's delicious. Police Chief Grady : I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike? Officer Smy : Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA. Rabbit : I don't get it. Tacos? Thorny : They think I'm Mexican. Rabbit : You're not? |
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