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 Victor Wong QuotationMovie Title: The Joy Luck Club (1993) as Old Chong: Old Chong : How many sharps? How many flats? What key are we in? Jing-Mei 'June' Woo : Z major. Old Chong : What? Jing-Mei 'June' Woo : Z major! Old Chong : Good. Movie Title: 3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994) as Grandpa Mori Shintaro / Grandpa: Grandpa : The hospital is fine except for this wicked nurse. She's got the face of a dragon's butt. Grandpa : Watch the target grow in front of your eyes. And when it gets as big as a melon, throw! Tum Tum : I wanted to come to Japan, Grandpa. Grandpa : Thank you for wanting to continue your Ninja training. Tum Tum : Ninja? I really wanted to go there to learn how to be a Sumo Wrestler. You know how much those guys get to eat everyday? Grandpa Mori Shintaro : Before you go to Japan, you will be tested on the field of battle. Remember, four strands of rope, apart you can snap, but together you can be strong, now get out there and kick butt! Movie Title: The Golden Child (1986) as The Old Man: The Old Man : Keep your thought as pure as the water. Chandler Jarrell : Hey, this water ain't really that pure. The Old Man : Un-heh, neither are you. Movie Title: 3 Ninjas (1992) as Grandpa: Grandpa : Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win. Grandpa : I hate pizza. Grandpa : Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win? Colt : And lesson two? Grandpa : Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh! Tum Tum : We almost had you! Grandpa : Had me? Oh Michael. Tum Tum : What? Grandpa : If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called 'Pancake' by now. Movie Title: Big Trouble in Little China (1986) as Egg Shen: Jack Burton : What is that stuff? Egg Shen : It is black blood of earth. Jack Burton : You mean oil? Egg Shen : No, I mean black blood of earth. Jack Burton : What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion? Egg Shen : Yeah. Jack Burton : Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it? Egg Shen : Yeah! Jack Burton : Good, thought so. Egg Shen : It will come out no more! Jack Burton : What? HUH? What will come out no more? Egg Shen : ... Jack Burton : Dammit! Jack Burton : Oh my god. What is that? Don't tell me! Egg Shen : A guardian. Whatever it sees, Lo Pan knows! Movie Title: Prince of Darkness (1987) as Professor Edward Birack: [Birack teaches a class on quantum physics.] Professor Edward Birack : Let's talk about our beliefs, and what we can learn about them. We believe nature is solid, and time a constant. Matter has substance and time a direction. There is truth in flesh and the solid ground. The wind may be invisible, but it's real. Smoke, fire, water, light -- they're different! Not as to stone or steel, but they're tangible. And we assume time is narrow because it is as a clock -- one second is one second for everyone! Cause precedes effect -- fruit rots, water flows downstream. We're born, we age, we die. The reverse NEVER happens. ...None of this is true! Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level ... into ghosts and shadows. [Birack teaches a class on quantum physics.] Professor Edward Birack : From Job's friends insisting that the good are rewarded and the wicked punished, to the scientists of the 1930's proving to their horror the theorem that not everything can be proved, we've sought to impose order on the universe. But we've discovered something very surprising: while order DOES exist in the universe, it is not at all what we had in mind! |
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