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 Wendy Raquel Robinson QuotationMovie Title: Ringmaster (1998) as Starletta: Troy Davenport : ...absolutely NO weapons of any kind. Starletta : Why he look at us when he say that? Starletta : Then you went out natural with your Erykah Badu shit, and your hair fell out from that bad perm, I'm the one that bought the wig! Vonda : Move your knees out da way! Starletta : If you're ass wasn't so big, you wouldn't need all that fuckin' seat room! Bitch needs to be on a diet. You know the TV gonna put 10lbs on your big ass! Natalie : How do you know your friend is having sex with Desmond? Starletta : 'Cause I'm standing in his living room while he getting some sorry piece of trader ass. Vonda : Who you calling a sorry piece of trader ass? Starletta : Ho', I ain't even talking to you, it's the people from Jerry. Vonda : Who you calling a ho'? Starletta : Put you hands on me, bitch, come on! Put your hands on me. I guarantee 911 won't get here fast enough for your ass! Starletta : When you was walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex! Movie Title: The Steve Harvey Show (1996) as Regina: Regina : Steve, can I see you for a moment? Steve : [chuckles] Ya know, if I had a nickel for every time a woman approached me with that question... Regina : [continues] You'd have twelve minutes on a parking meter. Steve : Well, how's it going, Eryka Ba-Don't? Regina : Ok, I will admit that I did freeze up a little on stage. Steve : A little? Girl, you froze up like a homeless Eskimo. Regina : [Talking to Romeo about Humiliating Steve] You only get one shot and you cannot miss. Romeo : Man, Romeo don't miss! Now, I want the twenty dollars in three un-marked five-dollar bills. Regina : Remind me to speak to the math teacher. Movie Title: A Thin Line Between Love and Hate (1996) as Gwen: Ma Wright : It's a thin line between love and hate. Nikki : Nigger, you full of shit! Gwen : All your damn promises! Get out of my face! Movie Title: Cedric the Entertainer Presents (2002) as Mama: Mama : Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya? [court grows quiet] Mama : ANSWER ME!!! Mama : Randy Moss, call me!! Mama : You want national security? I got a church full of nosy ol' ladies. Put them in the CIA and they'll find out everybody's business. They'll tell you where Osama *been* and where Osama gon' be! Mama : [when Glen Cox interrupts] Excuse me, but was I talking to you? Did you hear your name? Was I talking to you? Did you hear your name? Did you hear *it*? Glen Cox : No, but-- Mama : Did you hear IT? Answer me! Glen Cox : No. Mama : Well, you need to shut up when grown folks is talkin'. You need to learn your manners. This whole country needs to learn their manners. Glen Cox : Since you are a natural blonde, how long did it take for you to put it on with those eagle talons you call nails, Mama?!? (laughs) Interviewer: Oh no, you didn't! Mama : First of all, it is my hair. I got the receipt in my purse to prove it. And second, don't you *ever* talk to Mama like that again, or I'm gonna beat you until this belt sizzles! (snaps belt) Glen Cox : You will do no such thing! Mama : Bring it on! [A question is asked about global warming.] Mama : You asked the right person about global warming. I heated a whole house with a blow dryer and and a waffle iron. You do the math! Glen Cox : This answer is as ridiculous as this mink tarp that you've got around your buttocks. It's summertime. Mama : First of all, that's sable, so that shows you where you at. And second of all, I ain't afraid of no man that I can see the top of their head. He little! Mama : Work that bling-bling, baby! Mama : Did you do it? Did you embezzle that man's 3 million dollars? You better tell me before I slap you cross-eyed! Man: No, Mama! Mama : I'm satisfied! Lawyer : Mama , this is-- Mama : Sit yo' a** down! |
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