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 Michael Ontkean QuotationMovie Title: Twin Peaks (1990) as Sheriff Truman: Sheriff Truman : Jelly donuts? Dale Cooper : Harry, that goes without saying. Sheriff Truman : Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date. Lucy Moran : Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Reneau was strangled, the mill burned, Shelly and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills. Dale Cooper : How long have I been out? Dale Cooper : Who's the lady with the log? Sheriff Truman : We call her the Log Lady. [about a dream he had of Laura Palmer] Dale Cooper : She whispered to me who killed her Sheriff Truman : Well, what did she say? Dale Cooper : You know... I don't remember [Lucy is watching "Invitation To Love"] Sheriff Truman : Morning Lucy, what's going on? Lucy Moran : Er... thanks to Jade, Jared decided not to kill himself, and he's changed his will leaving the Towers to Jade instead of Emerald, but Emerald found out about it, and now she's trying to seduce Chet to give her the new will so that she can destroy it; Montana's planning to kill Jared at midnight so the Towers will belong to Emerald and Montana, but I think she's going to double-cross him and he doesn't know it yet. Poor Chet. Sheriff Truman : What's going on *here*? [Ben is held in custody] Jerry Horne : I demand you either release my client or arrest him! Sheriff Truman : Okay. Ben Horne, I arrest you for the murder of Laura Palmer. Benjamin Horne : Great going, Jer. Movie Title: Slap Shot (1977) as Ned Braden: Reggie Dunlop : She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on. Ned Braden : They teach you how to underline in college. Reggie Dunlop : Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Jim Carr : Ned, what's a young man of your background still doing playing professional hockey? Ned Braden : I hate my father. Jim Carr : Is that right? Ned Braden : That's what I said, isn't it? Lily Braden : You're bullshit, you're really bullshit. Ned Braden : You're drunk. Reggie Dunlop : You're right, he's bullshit. Lily Braden : Yeah? Well, he and I are the only decent items in here. [Leaves] Reggie Dunlop : That's great. Why should she care what anyone thinks about her? Hey, how does Braden treat her? Is he nice to her? Denis Lemieux : Oh yeah, he love her. He say, 'I love her.' Reggie Dunlop : Well, maybe Braden's a faggot, you ever think of that? Denis Lemieux : No way, he got a big cock, like horse. Ned Braden : You take the van, I'll keep the dog. McGrath : Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one. Ned Braden : You have to hand it to the old bastard, he's highly original. Jim Ahern : That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that? Reggie Dunlop : You all saw what happened. He challenged the Chiefs. Dave wouldn't take it. Dave's a killer. Johnny Upton : Dave's a mess. Reggie Dunlop : Well, Dave's out. Who's gonna take his spot? Ned Braden : Is the answer Jesus? Ned Braden : Now, they give you one phone call. Jeff Hanson : Call the pizza man. Morris Wanchuk : Call a massage parlor. Tim McCracken : Hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull. Ned Braden : I wouldn't crack your knuckles for a hundred bucks. Tim McCracken : So, he's bluffing. Ned Braden : "Somebody's gonna kill you, ya dumb son of a bitch, but it's not gonna be me. Ned Braden : What are you doing? Jeff Hanson : Puttin' on the foil! Steve Hanson : Every game! Jack Hanson : Want some? Movie Title: Willie and Phil (1980) as Willie Kaufman: Willie Kaufman : Don't be so Italian! Movie Title: Twin Peaks (1990) as Harry Truman: Harry Truman : Do you think they spotted us? Cooper : Give me a donut. |
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