Actors
 Actresses
 Directors
 Writers
 Producers
 Set as Home Page
 Add to Bookmarks
Hey, you true celebrity fans - here's the largest online database of over 25,000 accurate celebrity addresses. Visit 'The Online Celebrity Address Database' and fill your mailbox with signed photos and letters. Click here for details!
  • No one post link yet, webmaster add link now.
    Webmaster add Joey Slotnick site here!
    Link to this page:


    Just Copy url to your page:
    Thank you very much :))

    Have you ever wanted to contact your favourite celebrity ? Maybe to ask them for an autograph, send them a fan letter, or even career questions? Now you can with the Online Celebrity Address Database. Click here for details!

    Joey Slotnick Quotation






    Movie Title: Hollow Man (2000) as Frank:



    Frank : [over intercom] This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternety. God has spoken.
    Sebastian : How many times I have to tell you, Frank. You're not God, Frank. I am.

    [Discussing the experiment of turning Sebastian invisible]
    Janice : If it is a snuff film, I got dibs on his Porsche.
    Frank : Janice! How can you say that?
    Janice : You're right. Sorry.
    Frank : The Porsche is mine!

    Movie Title: Rock Me Baby (2003) as Boyle:



    Boyle : You know what it means when a morning D.J. yawns on the air?
    Jimmy : Yeah, he's tired.
    Boyle : No, he's dead. The only thing that makes people change their stations faster is four in a row by Kenny G.


    Boyle : I told you, there's no room for kids in morning radio. They make you lose your edge. That's why I never had kids.
    Jimmy : Really? I thought it was because no one would do you... I'm sorry... I mean for free.





    Movie Title: The Single Guy (1995) as Sam Sloan:



    Russell : I can't wait to see what this fool tips me today.
    Jonathan Eliot : This guy's tipped you before, Russ?
    Russell : Mm-hmm. The guy orders a bowl of soup and leaves a hundred dollar tip. What's up with that?
    Trudy Sloan : [exchanges glances with Marie] Your boyfriend's rich.
    Marie Blake : [nods her head] Cute.
    Sam Sloan : You two look real good together.
    Jonathan Eliot : Go for it, lamb chop!





    Movie Title: Blast from the Past (1999) as Soda Jerk:



    Adam : I think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist.
    Soda Jerk : It happens.





    Movie Title: Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999) as Steve Wozniak:


    Investor: We want Mr. Wozniak to remain employee number one, and you as employee number two -
    Steve Jobs : Hold it. I'm employee number one. I am. Woz?
    Steve Wozniak : Doesn't matter to me.
    Steve Jobs : I am employee number one. Investor: Okay -
    Steve Jobs : Tell you what, I'll be employee number zero. Woz, you can be number one, and I'll be employee number zero.





    Movie Title: Alias (2001) as Haladki:



    Haladki : I think your judgment is impaired.
    Vaughn : I think I'm going to kick your ass.

       
    Copyright movies studios and Imdb.com: Joey Slotnick
    Legal © Quotesbase.com