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![]() Debra Wilson QuotationMovie Title: Clone High U.S.A. (2002) as Harriet Tubman: [about Gandhi's makeover] Harriet Tubman : He's like a shorter, darker Kennedy. Movie Title: Mad TV (1995) as Cloret / Melina / Rosa Parks / Bunifa Jackson / Nautica Brown / Tovah McQueen: [while roller-blading] Lida : Lee-Lee, your hands are on my tetas. Melina : Stupid, if I let go of your tetas, you gonna fall. Lida : Ok, you can keep 'em there. [under her breath] Lida : Lesbiana... [at a Jamba Juice-like store] Customer : I can't believe you don't have a problem with what you did. Cloret : And I can't believe you just spent $6 on some orange juice that took a trip around the blender with ice. Cloret : Who the hell is Count-less Va-john? Countess Vaughn : It's actually Countess Vaughn. I'm on "The Parkers", it's on the UPN. Cloret : You on the UPN? That explains why I ain't never seen't you. Belma Buttons : Damn, this flight makes more stops than R. Kelly's limo in a preschool parking lot. Tovah McQueen : God bless Southwest Airlines, the ghetto bus of the sky. Dancer : Oh, I'm not white. I'm Navajo. Bunifa Jackson : Well I'm not a ho, either! Nautica Brown : And don't forget to buy my book, "Gone With the Wind... My Ass! Hollywood... and the White Man's Lies". Dollar Bill Montgomery : Damn, that's an angry bitch. Rosa Parks : What's up with all you white people? Ya'll got no asses! It's like God said, "I'm gonna take your asses and give 'em to the black people!" See... [turns around] Rosa Parks : We've got TWO asses! |
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