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 Wayne Rogers Quotation"Somebody once told me I shouldn't try to change Hollywood. That isn't my point at all. I don't want Hollywood to change me." Movie Title: Chiefs (1983) as Will Henry Lee: Will Henry Lee : To beat the boll weevil you got to be both good and rich Movie Title: M*A*S*H (1972) as Trapper: Frank Burns : Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me? Trapper : It saves time, Frank. [Klinger goes hang-gliding past in a housecoat and slippers] Hawkeye : Did you see that? Nurse: What? Hawkeye : A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet. Trapper : Hawkeye, did you see that? Hawkeye : What did you see? Trapper : A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet. Hawkeye : [To the nurse] See? [looking at Klinger] Frank Burns : What's he doing in here? Hawkeye : Sharing our tent. Frank Burns : Not on your nelly. Won't catch me sleeping with an enlisted men. Hawkeye : Frank... just wrap yourself in a flag and go to sleep. Trapper : And don't get in bed with that gun... that's an order. Frank Burns : A Captain can't give a Major an order. Hawkeye : Then it's a threat. [Short pause] Frank Burns : Oh that's different... it was a great war until you guys showed up. Hawkeye : I thought he was dead. Trapper : He got better. [Discussing Trapper's opponent in a boxing tournament] Radar : A guy told me that he was crossing the road, and this jeep came too close to him. He punched it. Trapper : He punched a jeep? Radar : He knocked it out. Trapper : Hawkeye, this guy knocks out jeeps. Hawkeye : Showboat. [A chopper is carrying Lt. Col. Blake's desk away] Hawkeye : Pardon me, Henry, isn't that your desk? Henry Blake : Yeah, that's my genuine antique desk. Trapper : Sending it out to be waxed? Henry Blake : I'm not sure what it's doing up there. Just keeps going up... up... up... Hawkeye : To a far, far better place, I'm sure. Trapper : Personally, I think you should grow a beard, Frank. Frank Burns : Sure. Trapper : No, really. The women love it. Hawkeye : Here, I'll prove it. [walks over to Frank] Hawkeye : Kiss me. [Hawkeye and Trapper are doing obscene gestures behind Frank's back when he suddenly turns around] Frank Burns : A-ha. I caught you. Trapper : Doing what? Frank Burns : Doing those obscene gestures behind my back. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? Which one? Frank Burns : You know, the one... [starts to do it] [referring to Margaret and Frank] Trapper : Don't you love them? Hawkeye : You can have her, he's mine. Trapper : They got a lot of guts. Hawkeye : And they keep serving them. Gen. Mitchell : I wonder if you doctors understand going through channels, military-wise speaking. Trapper : Sir, we started with a captain, went on to a major, then to a colonel. Hawkeye : On the way, we've encountered oral compulsiveness, raging paranoia, and a colonel who's shipping Korea to Switzerland one dollar at a time. Trapper : Which makes you the next contestant, Colonel. Hawkeye : And the subject you've chosen is "Incubators." Trapper : And we need one. |
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