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 Kevin Dunn QuotationMovie Title: Dave (1993) as Alan Reed: Bob Alexander : I'm going to kill him. Alan Reed : You can't kill a President. Bob Alexander : He's not a President. He's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person. Alan Reed : Bob! Bob Alexander : I can kill a hundred ordinary people! Alan Reed : Bob, at some point we're gonna have to call the Vice President. Bob Alexander : Don't call the Vice President. Alan Reed : What? Bob Alexander : Just don't call him, Al. Alan Reed : The guy's in a coma, Bob! Bob Alexander : I don't give a shit. Alan Reed : Bob! Bob Alexander : This is mine, Alan. All mine. I made him, I built him. And no Boy Scout is going to come in here and take it away from me, just because he happens to be Vice President of the United States. Movie Title: Chain Reaction (1996) as FBI Agent Doyle: FBI Agent Ford : Hundred bucks, kid didn't do it. FBI Agent Doyle : You got a nationwide manhunt for an innocent man? FBI Agent Ford : Make sure nobody shoots him. FBI Agent Doyle : Holy!... did you see that? FBI Agent Ford : Whoa! Movie Title: Hot Shots! (1991) as Lt. Commander Block: Admiral Benson : I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? Lt. Commander Block : I don't see any crab. Admiral Benson : Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. Admiral Benson : Call down to the galley and order up some soup. Lt. Commander Block : Yes, sir. Admiral Benson : Ahhh... I love soup. At least I think I love soup. Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot? Lt. Commander Block : Duck, sir. [Admiral Benson hits head on desk while ducking] Lt. Commander Block : Are you alright, sir? Admiral Benson : Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard? Admiral Benson : I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner last night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was wonderful. Lt. Commander Block : But sir, we didn't have you over for dinner last night. Admiral Benson : Oh, very well. Then, where the hell was I? And who's Cheryl? Lt. Commander Block : Admiral Benson! Admiral Benson : Really? That's my name too. Lt. Commander Block : How are ya, sir? Admiral Benson : Hawaii? Goddamn it, Bill, I'm supposed to be in California. Lt. Commander Block : No, sir, this is California. Admiral Benson : Well, gotta run. Good luck. Lt. Commander Block : But, sir, this is your command. Lt. Commander Block : Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective. Admiral Benson : I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do. Admiral Benson : Thompson wasn't that good a pilot, anyway. He only had a small family. The kids are a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce. Hell, poor bastard's better off dead. What size shoes do you wear? Lt. Commander Block : A nine, sir. Admiral Benson : Good. It's settled then. We'll send Harley to the front. Admiral Benson : Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast. Lt. Commander Block : I think that's the enemy coast, sir. Admiral Benson : Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, you secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I'll get that. It's probably for me. Lt. Commander Block : American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful men like you in the cockpit. And German parts. Lt. Commander Block : Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, checking in at 700 feet, request permission to land. Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : Roger that, Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, you are cleared to land. Welcome to the Mediterranean! Kent Gregory : Wash Out, is that you? Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : You bet, they put me in charge of radar! From now on, I'll be your eyes on the ground! Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for take-off. When you hit that nuclear weapons plant... drop a bomb for me! Lt. Commander Block : Uh, Sphincter Mucus Layer Ringworm, roger! Movie Title: Stir of Echoes (1999) as Frank McCarthy: Frank McCarthy : They were going to kill you in cold blood. I couldn't let that happen. Not here. This is a decent neighborhood! Movie Title: Picture Perfect (1997) as Mr. Mercer: Mr. Mercer : You dress for the job you want, not the one you have. Movie Title: Godzilla (1998) as Colonel Hicks: Colonel Hicks : Don't tell me what this isn't; start telling me what the hell it is. Dr. Niko Tatopoulus : Well, it was first sighted off the Polynesian Pacific. That area has been subject to dozens of nuclear tests. Colonel Hicks : We didn't accomplish anything. Dr. Niko Tatopoulus : No, we fed him. Movie Title: The Beach Boys: An American Family (2000) as Murry / Murry Wilson: Murry : If you guys get so big that if you stop singing from your hearts, you're going down-hill. Murry Wilson : Hey, Dave you know the rules. Everybody carries their own amp. Dave Marks : It's too heavy. Murry Wilson : Since when? You don't smile when you play. Now you expect somebody to strike your equipment. What, you think you're some kind of big shot? Dave Marks : You'd be happy if I quit wouldn't you? Alright then I quit. You happy now? Murry Wilson : You heard him! He's out! You're out Dave. Dave Marks : I hate you, Murry! |
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