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 Chris Jericho Quotation"An olympic [hero] with no neck, and a giant with no testicles!" In reference to Test: "The jerkle of the squared circle!" To Chyna in reference to her being Intercontinental Champion: "An idea more ridiculously enhanced than your breasts are!" "Welcome to RAW is Jericho!" "It will never EEEEVER happen again." (To Viscera) "Even though you look like the lovechild of Fat Albert and Mr T, I will fight you tonight. I'd really like to get my hands on Eddie Guerrero and that SHANK Chyna, but instead I will fight you, who is bigger than both Eddie, and Chyna, and their extended families, and their living room furniture COMBINED!" (To Shane McMahon) "Every day you come out here, these people call you that word that rhymes with wussy...(AUDIENCE: PUSSY!)...oh yeah, that's it!" (To Vince McMahon) "VANCE McMahon, you have built the gigantic and successful federation, the WWF. You are a multi-BILLIONaire. But you did it all to make up for the fact that you have a very...small...penis!" "Junior, I'll wrestle you anyday, cause baby, I'm Y2J!" "You are a JACKASS!" (about Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley) "She considers herself to be the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't really count." (Talking to Chris Kanyon) "Who better than Kanyon? The answer to that is easy, every Jerichoholic in this building is better than Kanyon!" (to Tazz) "I know that you've got a big head because you're the star of the MTV series Tough Enough. Well, Y2J thinks that you're better suited to being the star of another MTV series, Jackass!" (Speaking backstage to Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley in Washington D.C.) "Stephanie, here we are in Washington DC and you, without your cigar." (to Lance Storm) "Your name really isn't Lance Storm is it? It's really Forest Gump!" (to Test) "How can a man whose name is short for testicles have absolutely none?" (When he was Undisputed WWF Champion): "I am a living legend, larger than life, the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion!" "You sanctimonious son of bitch." "I'm gonna take you downtown to chinatown!" Movie Title: WWF Raw (1997) as Chris Jericho: Chris Jericho : I'm gonna teach you a lesson you won't forget. Chris Jericho : There is one man responsible for the whole incident... and that man is Test. You see, if it wasn't for Test, he wouldn't of blocked that chair shot and little Stacy wouldn't of been hurt and he wouldn't of eliminated me from the Royal Rumble. [after beating Booker T] Chris Jericho : Who's the sucka NOW? [to the crowd] Chris Jericho : If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam dee-dee-doo. Steve Austin : That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw. Chris Jericho : Filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feeding, trash-bag ho. [to Trish Stratus] Chris Jericho : Well another thing that you and Christian have in common is that you both have initials for your nicknames. You see, he's the CLB and your the FDDBBFTBH. What's wrong? You cant figure that out? The Creepy Little Bastard and the Filthy, Disgusting, Dirty, Brutal, Bottom-Feeding, Trash Bag Ho! The Rock : [during Chris Jericho's first Raw appearance] How dare you? You little jabroni, you come on The Rock's show and not even have the class to introduce yourself. What is your name? Chris Jericho : I told you, my name is... The Rock : It doesn't matter what your name is! Chris Jericho : [his first appearance on Raw] Welcome to RAW... is... JERICHO! And I am the new Millennium for the World Wrestling Federation! Now for those of you who don't know me, I am Chris Jericho - your - your new hero, your party host and most importantly the most charismatic showman to ever enter your living rooms via a television screen! And for those of you who DO know me, well, all hail the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! Now when you think of the new Millennium, you think of an event so gigantic that it changes the course of history. You think of the dawning of a new era. In this case, the dawning of a New Era in the WWF! Thank you - thank you!. A new era is what this once proud and profitable company sorely needs! What was once a captivating, trendsetting program, has now deteriorated into a cliched - let's be honest - BORING SNOOZEFEST that is in dire need of a knight in shining armour! And that's why I'm here! Chris Jericho has come to SAVE the WWF! Now let's go over the facts. Television ratings - downward spiral. Pay-per-view buyrates - plummeting. Mainstream acceptance - nonexistent. And reactions of the live crowd - complete and utter silence! And I know why you're silent! You're silent because you're embarrassed to be here! And quite honestly, I'm embarrassed for you! And the reason why you're embarrassed is because of the steady stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre 'sports entertainers' where you're forced to cheer for and care for - no wonder you're not cheering! You could care less about every single idiot in that dressing room... and especially this idiot [the Rock] Chris Jericho : in the centre of the ring. You people have been led to believe that mediocrity is excellence. Uh uh... JERICHO IS EXCELLENCE. And now, for the first time in WWF history, you have a man who can entertain you! You have a man who is good enough for you! You have a man who can make you jump up off your chairs, raise your filthy fat little hands in the air and scream 'Go Jericho Go! Go Jericho Go! Go Jericho Go!' Thank you. The new Millennium has arrived in the WWF - and now that the Y2J problem is here - this company, from the front office idiots to all the amateurs in the dressing room, including this one, to everybody watching tonight, will never - e-e-e-ever - be the same - again! Chris Jericho : Everybody watching, gets down on their knees and prays 'God, please allow me to be just half as good-looking as the Undisputed Champion, Chris Jericho!' |
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