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 Paget Brewster Quotation"I'm like this wiry freak they pulled out of a bar two months ago and said, 'Let's throw it on the wall and see if it sticks.'" Movie Title: Rock Me Baby (2003) as Debbie: Debbie : Just sit back and relax and let us judge you. Debbie : Did the camera love you? If it were a dog it would be humping your leg. Movie Title: The Specials (2000) as Ms. Indestructible: Ms. Indestructible : Every morning I look down and I'm wearing boots with lightning bolts on them and I think...where did I make the wrong turn? Movie Title: Andy Richter Controls the Universe (2002) as Jessica: Andy : Hey, I didn't see any coffee. Jessica : [throws the hot coffee in his face] See it now? [Andy screams in pain] Jessica : It's working, you're suddenly more sensitive! Andy : Look, I've got something to tell you. Ben has a twin, and they've been sharing you. Jessica : Yeah, I know. Andy : Yeah, but you don't understand. Ben is not always Ben, but sometimes his twin brother. Jessica : Uh-huh. Andy : Ok, sometimes two babies come out of a lady... Jessica : Yeah, I know all about that. First, I had my doubts, but then I decided to bite Ben on the thigh. The next day, the mark wasn't there. Andy : [thinking] So much simpler than my plan. Jessica : So, anyway, I realized that Ben is an incredibly interesting and intelligent guy, but lame in the sack. But, his brother, who's a complete moron, is amazing in bed. So, if I have an incredibly amazing conversation with one of them, I fake a headache and go home. And, if I'm with a guy who can hardly put a sentence together, I give him a PowerBar and take him back to my place. As long as they don't know I know, I'm completely satisfied! [pause] Andy : You're not like other girls, are ya? Andy : I found the perfect guy for you. Jessica : What's so great about him? Andy : You didn't choose him. Jessica : That's definitely good. [Everybody's listening to a psychiatrist's session, through an air vent in Jessica's bathroom] Girl in Office: You must think I'm really cold-blooded. Psychiatrist: No, actually, you're nothing compared to this woman who lives down the hall. I think her name is Jessica. No compassion for nothing, whatsoever. Jessica : [closes air vent] What the hell does he mean? Cold blooded? Where the hell would he get that idea? Byron : Well, you did forget that guy's name at work. I think it was Todd. Jessica : Anyone could've made that mistake! And what the hell are you doing eavesdropping on my conversations, anyway? Now, shut up! [opens air vent, and continues listening to conversation] Jessica : Since this place is already packed with white guys, I think they're going to hire... what's the politically correct term? Andy : Another white guy? [Freddy is taking Andy and his friends to Rio de Janeiro] Keith : I just talked to the pilot. We're not flying to Rio. We're flying to Mississippi. Wendy : Mississippi, Brazil? Freddy Pickering : There must have been a misunderstanding. I'll go talk to him. [He walks to the emergency exit] Freddy Pickering : . Jessica : Uh, the cockpit's that way. Freddy Pickering : [As he opens the door] I'm going to sneak up on him! Jessica : I'm sorry to hear about your mother. Freddy Pickering : Well, at least she died doing what she loved... committing suicide. Freddy Pickering : Cotton candy? Jessica : Uh, no thanks. Freddy Pickering : I wasn't offering it to you. I was introducing you to it. Movie Title: Hollywood Palms (2001) as Phoebe: Matt : I love you. Phoebe : Do I know you? Phoebe : You always barge in on people and profess your love? Phoebe : I'm just trying to figure out what the rules are. I mean, maybe this is the greatest love that ever existed on this planet. In history. Why does it have to be someone else? Why can't it be us? Just because we're US why does that mean we're excluded from that? Everyone's so cynical and scared to go out on a limb that we don't go anywhere^Åscrew it. I'll die for you. How's that? You wanna couch that in some psycho-babble? What? It's co-dependant or unhealthy. Go ahead and protect yourself. I dare you. I dare you to protect yourself^ÅI'm here. I am here. Matt : You rock! |
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