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![]() Shaun Weiss QuotationMovie Title: D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994) as Goldberg: Lester Averman : Here with us, Greg Goldberg, goaltender for Team USA. Greg, what's it gonna take to beat these feisty Icelanders, tonight? Goldberg : I think it will take a supreme individual effort, by me, Greg Goldberg. Coach Bombay : Hey. How are you feeling today, Goldberg? Goldberg : Lean and mean! Goldberg : Hey uhh.. how do you say in Italiano, wussy? Lester Averman : Aw, I smell something. Everyone: Goldberg! Goldberg : It wasn't me! Portman : No, it was me! [Seeing Dwayne for the first time] Dwayne : Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck? Goldberg : Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky! Movie Title: D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) as Goldberg: Goldberg : It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting hit after the game too. Fulton : You're a goalie, dude. Deal. Goldberg : Great, now I have to worry about being nailed off the ice as well. Fulton : You're a goalie, dude, deal. Goldberg : Thanks, Fulton, real sensitive. Fulton : You're welcome. Coach Orion : Goldberg, when's the last time you practiced? Goldberg : Well, we don't really practice per say. We either play or... play around. Movie Title: The Mighty Ducks (1992) as Goldberg: Goldberg : Be careful man, it almost hit me that time! Charlie Conway : Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you. Goldberg : Does that sound stupid to anyone else? [Coach Bombay has taped Goldberg to the goal] Goldberg : My mother is not gonna approve of this, Coach! She wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd! Gordon Bombay : This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you become a man. Goldberg : No. I think you've got the ceremonies mixed up this more like a CIRCUMCISION. Movie Title: Heavyweights (1995) as Josh: Roy : Josh. Somebody gonna die today. Josh : Call 911. Roy : Funny Josh. But really man, what happened, talk to us. Josh : Josh was bad. Roy : Oh man. Oh jeez. Josh : Josh now good. Gerry : Good? Wha... what do you mean? Josh : Must be... good to see my big ass again! Josh : Chipmunks! Download now! Josh : The candy belongs to... Seen-More-Butts. Tony Perkis : Seen-More-Butts? Seen-More-Butts? Who's Seen-More-Butts, hmm? Who's Sen-More-Butts? Josh : Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony! Tony Perkis : You picked the wrong man to mess with. Josh : [sarcastically] Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man! Tony Perkis : Kiss the ground, joker-boy! Josh : Hey, would you get your foot off my back? Tony Perkis : Shut up! Josh : Forty push-ups? Tony Perkis : No! Sixty! Down! Now! Eighty! One hundred! Lars : Hi I am your new friend and counselor. Please insists about wearing your Perkins System uniforms. Your families will be billed automatically. Now, lets play a fun game that helps us learn each others names. Josh : We already know each others names. Lars : Silence! |
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