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    D.L. Hughley Quotation






    Movie Title: The Original Kings of Comedy (2000) as D.L. Hughley:



    D.L. Hughley : You can't fire white folk. You fire white folk, you'd best believe somebody gettin' shot that day. "I'm fired? I'll be right back, you sons of bitches." You fire a brother, we'd be mad for a different reason. "How come you didn't call me at home, mother-fucker? You knew I was fired yesterday. Makin' me burn up all my goddamn gas."

    Movie Title: Scary Movie 3 (2003) as John Wilson:



    President Harris : Get me the President.
    John Wilson : You are the President.
    President Harris : Good. Then I already know about this. Let's order lunch.





    Movie Title: Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) as Gadgetmobile:


    [at the science convention]
    Inspector Gadget : Now I need you to keep an sharp eye out, Gadgetmobile, if you see anything suspicious you let me know!
    Gadgetmobile : You mean like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?





    Movie Title: Inspector Gadget (1999) as Gadgetmobile:



    Gadgetmobile : Better buckle up, Penny. This car's only got two speeds: "Fast" and "WOW! What Was That?"


    Gadgetmobile : Let's team up: I'll go after them; and you say 10-4!
    Inspector Gadget : 10-4?
    Gadgetmobile : Right. See ya! [speeds off after some escaped convicts, leaving Gadget just standing there]





    Movie Title: The Hughleys (1998) as Darryl:



    Darryl : I'm not afraid of anything.
    Michael : Ok, how 'bout this tarantula?
    Sally : Arachnophobia - - fear of spiders.
    Darryl : That doesn't scare me.
    Michael : Then what about this snake?
    Sally : Snakephobia - - fear of snakes.
    Darryl : That doesn't scare me either.
    Michael : [pulls out video tapes] Ok, what about these movies..."When Harry Met Sally", "Sleepless In Seattle", and "You've Got Mail"?
    Darryl : Eeeeek! Get those away from me!
    Sally : Megaphobia - - fear of Meg Ryan movies.

    [Sydney disobeys Darryl and meets up with a guy she's been chatting with on the internet]
    Sydney : [van window opens] Oh my god! YOU'RE 'Hotguy16'?
    Darryl : That's right! Didn't I tell you not to go in those chatrooms? Get in the car!


    Darryl : Sydney, If you really want to dis someone, you have to stick with the 'yo mamma jokes', here, I'll tell you one, "Yo mamma's so big, that when she was hit by a school bus, she turned around and said, 'stop throwing them rocks!'"
    Michael : How 'bout this one? 'Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, all the cars in the road stoped!'
    Darryl : [Darryl laughing] That's really funny son, now GO TO YOUR ROOM, I don't want you to be talking about my mamma like that!

       
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