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 Will Arnett QuotationMovie Title: Arrested Development (2003) as George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth / Gob: Lucille Bluth : Did that Mexican girlfriend of yours kick you out. Gob : No, she didn't, and plus she's not Mexican, she's Colombian or something. [Gob is leaving his and Marta's house] Marta : Te Quiero. Gob : English, please. Marta : I love you. Gob : Great, now I'm late. [repeated line] Gob : I've made a huge mistake. Gob : My gut is telling me no... but my gut is also very hungry. [as cops surround the docks and start shooting at drug dealers while fake stripper cops cower nearby] Drug Dealer: You set us up! Gob : No! These are the strippers! Look how hot they are! [Gob has slept with a teacher he thought Michael liked] Michael : Gob, Ms. Whitehead was the civics teacher. We both had her. Gob : Yes we did, and now we're even. Michael : What's the matter with you? Didn't you bag some woman you're never going to see again? Gob : Well, I broke a couple of my own rules. She knows I'm Gob Bluth, and... we got married, and... Micheal: There's more to life than strippers and booze and buckets of blood. Why do you guys have buckets of blood? Gob : It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye... juice. Buster : There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook! Wife of GOB : I'm in love with your brother-in-law. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth : You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? Wife of GOB : No. Your sister's husband. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth : Michael? Michael! Wife of GOB : No. That your sister's brother. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth : You're in love with me? Me. Wife of GOB : I'm in love with Tobias. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth : My brother-in-law? Wife of GOB : I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth : To be with your brother? Wife of GOB : *No!* Gob : Where am I? Two-thirds of a hospital room? Gob : Are you Hermano? Spanish actor: Como? Gob : You're gonna be in a como, pal! Gob : (smoking) It's cold out here. Gob : Gilligan killed the Skipper - I mean, the stripper! Gob : [whistling] I have some conditionsss... Michael : Do you? Gob : ...termsss... One condition and one term! [After letting Gob back into the magic Alliance] Alliance member: How'd you find two Alliance-approved assistants so fast? Gob : Oh, I just used my nephew and my girlfriend. Alliance Member: You're out. Gob : Michael, you have a chance to save this family. Please, do the right thing here - string this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Barry: The solution to all our problems is staring you in the face and it can't even see you! George Michael : Say what you want about America - thirteen bucks can still get you a hell of a lot of mice! Gob : Who said anything about America? Gob : Three guys hanging out together... what could be more butch than that? Michael : So this is the Aztec Tomb trick. Gob : Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money... [sees children watching his magic] Gob : ... or candy! White Power Bill : [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob : I'm white! Michael : G.O.B., you've found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know? A family. Nothing else matters. Lucille : Michael? Michael : It's Mom. Hide. Gob : You brought up money earlier. I actually would like to borrow some. Michael : No. Lucille : Michael? Gob : He's in here, Mom! Michael : Come on! Wife of GOB : G.O.B., I want out. I'm in love with your brother... Gob : What? [to Michael] Gob : You did it again, you son of a bitch! [Punches Michael] Wife of GOB : ...In-law. Tobias. Sorry. I should have finished that thought. Michael : You want to be in charge? Gob : Yeah. Michael : You want to deal with what I deal with? A sister who takes your money and throws it away. A mother who you can't trust. A company whose founder may be on trial for treason. Is that what you want? Gob : What kind of vacation time does it offer? Gob : Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over. Buster : [about Lucille] It's like she gets off on being witholding. Michael : Whoa. Buster. Gob : Look who's got something to say. Buster : [impersonating Lucille] I'm Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I feel good about myself. [everyone laughs] Gob : Look who's ragging on the old lady. Buster : Cause I'm an uptight [long bleep] Buster : Buster [Long bleep] Buster : ... you old horny slut! Michael : [Pause] Well, no one's going to top that. |
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