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 Harry Anderson QuotationMovie Title: Harry Anderson's Hello Sucker (1986) as Harry: Harry : Like the suit? It was a surprise present from my wife. It was draped over the chair in the bedroom when I got home. Harry : You! If that is your real name. Harry : This is what I love about this country: I took their money. I didn't have to say please or nothing. Just got finished spitting in her drink. I tore it up, I burned it up, I fucked it up real good. I called him a dildo. I ignored him completely. Then I gave them their money back. Then for no apparent reason, they gave the money back to me! I love this country. [repeated line] Harry : We're doing...a money trick! Harry : Turk Pipkin! Your 1975 Dodge Dart is parked illegally and is about to be towed. Turk : Wait a minute. I don't own a car. I don't even know how to drive. Harry : I hold here a genuine Moroccan leather wallet, made from a genuine Moroccan. Harry : Hey, I'm on a roll! That's why there's butter on my pants! (Audience boos) Hey, I did not go out looking for you people, okay? Harry : It's like my old man used to say: You've got to get up pretty early in the morning, so why don't you go to bed now. Harry : I guess the question I'm asked most often is how did I get started with all this and whenever I'm asked that question I always tell this story, and you can believe it because it is a true story, although I am a pathological liar...but not really. Harry : A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place. Movie Title: It (1990) as Richie Tozier / Richie: Bill Denbrough : He thr-thr-thr-thr-thrusts his fi-sssts ag-ggggainst the posss-tsssss and... Ben Hanscom : He thrusts his fists against the posts and still he insists he sees the ghosts. Thats all it says over and over. Bill Denbrough : Th-th-thatsssss wwwwhat mmmmmy mmmmmom gggave ttto hheelp with my ststststtutter. Richie : I hate to tell you buddy, it ain't working. Richie : What are you saying, Eddie? You're still a virgin? Eddie : Yeah. Richie : Well I can't help you there, pal. Ben Hanscom : [reading a piece of paper] "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." That's all it says, over and over. Bill Denbrough : [stuttering heavily] My m-m-m-other g-gave that to me to h-h-help with my st-st-st-stutter. Richie Tozier : Well, no offense man... but it ain't helpin. Richie Tozier : I just flew in from L.A., and boy is my tail-section tired... We're hot tonight, it's great to be back here in Derry, breathing in that old Derry Air. Eddie, get all of their names, I want to put them on my Christmas mailer, no, Denbrough there, let's put him on my Norman Mailer. (He puts Eddie in a head-lock). I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had. (Turns Eddie face-up). Wait a minute! He IS the brother I never had! Mike : Beep beep Richie. Hello, Stan? Is this the Uris residence? I'm trying to get hold of Stan Uris... Oh... thank you. Thank you very much. (Hangs up telephone). Stan is dead. He cut his wrists in the bathtub right after I phoned him. Mike : ...If you want to see Henry Bowers, you'll find him up at Juniper Hills. Bev Marsh : Ever since the trial where he confessed to all the murders of all the children. Ben Hanscom : He was down there with us, down there in the sewer. Richie Tozier : That creep was going to kill Stan. Eddie Kaspbrak : He was going to kill us all. Bill Denbrough : I remember when they pulled him out, his hair had turned white... Ben Hanscom : He was babbling about a bright light... Bev Marsh : ...and a clown. Mike : And no one believed him. Bill Denbrough : Except when he said that he murdered all the kids. Richie Tozier : I hope that someone remembered to bring something useful, like a machine gun. Bev Marsh : [holding up slingshot] I brought this. It's the only thing I saved from those days. Ben Hanscom : I remember you were a dead shot, Bev. Eddie Kaspbrak : Couldn't miss. Ben Hanscom : It was like it was supposed to be, Bev. Remember? You hit the clown, Pennywise, in the head. It broke open. Bev Marsh : And underneath it was a light. Eddie Kaspbrak : A bright light. Richie Tozier : You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, Spaghetti-Man. Eddie Kaspbrak : Richie, please. For the last time, don't call me that. You know how I... Richie Tozier : Listen, kids. This campfire stuff is fun, it really is, but it doesn't matter how painstakingly we go over these sewer plans or how many damn flashlights or helmets you've got in that box. When the sun comes up, I'm dust, and I would suggest that you follow me and get the hell out of Dodge! Movie Title: Night Court (1984) as Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone: Assistant District Attorney Daniel Reinhold Fielding : Objection. Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : Overuled. Assistant District Attorney Daniel Reinhold Fielding : Exception. Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : Noted. Assistant District Attorney Daniel Reinhold Fielding : Frustration. Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : Vented. Irene : Harry, I can't help feeling that my life would have been different if only I had met you twenty years ago. Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : I know mine would have. I was fourteen. Man in courtroom: Why is the sky blue? Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing. [after Christine makes a joke] Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : She is to comedy what Roy Rogers is... to comedy. Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : [to a defendant] I don't care if you didn't like his music. There's just no reason for doing what you did. [We see the victim who has a harmonica stuffed in his mouth] [Mac is trying to figure out the new computer system] Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone : What's the next case, Mac? Court Clerk Macintosh 'Mac' Robinson : [staring at the computer, confused] Uh, People vs. Pac Man, sir. |
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