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 Armin Shimerman QuotationMovie Title: The Hitcher (1986) as Interrogation Sergeant: Interrogation Sergeant : What's your name? Come on. What's your name? Do you have a name? Do you have a police record? Where are you from? John Ryder : Disneyland. Movie Title: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993) as Quark: Quark : You know what I like about Klingon stories? Nothing. A lot of people die, and nobody makes a profit. Colonel Kira Nerys : Quark, if you don't take your hand off my hip, you'll never be able to raise a glass with it again. Quark : Oh, I love a woman in uniform. [Last line of the series] Quark : The more things change... the more they stay the same. Quark : I'm not trying to rescue you, I'm taking you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'll eat you. Quark : All I know is that any marriage where the female is allowed to speak and wear clothing is doomed to failure. [Garak takes a drink of root beer] Quark : What do you think? Elim Garak : It's vile. Quark : I know. It's so bubbly and cloying and happy. Elim Garak : Just like the Federation. Quark : And you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it. Elim Garak : It's insidious. Quark : Just like the Federation. Odo : Unauthorized entry into crew quarters is a crime, Quark. You could have simply asked to use the replicators. Quark : There is an old Ferengi saying, 'Never ask when you can take.' So how did you figure it out? Odo : You claimed Rom fixed your replicators? Quark : Yes, so? Odo : Rom's an idiot; he couldn't fix a straw if it were bent. Quark : You're right, Rom is an idiot. Remind me to fire him. Odo : Are you sure that you two returned to your original height? O'Brien : Why you asking? Odo : It's just that you both seem to be a couple of centimeters shorter. A changeling notices these sort of things. Quark : Actually now that I think about it, you both do seem a little on the petite side. Dr. Julian Bashir : Infirmary [Both run to the infirmary] Quark : [To Odo] And they say you don't have a sense of humor. [Quark and Odo chuckle] Quark : The Jem Hadar don't eat, don't drink, and they don't have sex. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Founders don't eat, and don't drink, and they don't have sex, either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising. Ziyal : It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta might be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs. [Quark's cousin has tried to kill him earlier] Quark : I'm innocent, I tell ya! This is all a misunderstanding! Rom, get me a lawyer! Rom : I'll call Cousin Gaila. I'm sure he'll know a good one. Quark : [as he's being dragged away] ROM, YOU IDIOT! Rom : [grins] See you in a few weeks, brother! [Nog has chosen Vic Fontaine's holoprogram as his Rehab] Ezri Dax : At first, it struck me as a little... peculiar. But after I thought it over, I began to think that maybe this is a good sign after all. Quark : How can hiding in one of Julian's adolescent programs be a good sign? Dr. Julian Bashir : Hey... Jake Sisko : It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program. Leeta : Or that ridiculous secret agent program. Dr. Julian Bashir : Hey. Rom : Or that stupid Viking program. Dr. Julian Bashir : HEY! Quark : Everybody, meet Keevan. Rom : Hi. I'm Rom, and this is Nog, and this is Brunt, and... Quark : Rom, he doesn't care. Keevan : Truer words have never been spoken. Anyway, I'd advise all of you to say goodbye to your loved ones and make your last wills. Because as soon as we've left this station, you all will have signed your death sentences. Now, if anyone doesn't mind, I'm going to take a nap. [hostage exchange negotiations with the Dominion went badly] Gaila : I've risked my life, and for what? You've had this coming for a long time, cousin! [Gaila fires a phaser at Quark and instead hits Keevan, their hostage] Keevan : I... hate Ferengi. [Dies] Quark : [to Gaila] You idiot! Dr. Julian Bashir : So what did you learn? O'Brien : That you should never match drinks with a Klingon. Dr. Julian Bashir : But what did you and Worf talk about? O'Brien : A lot of things. His son, Alexander; growing up in Russia; the proper way to eat gagh... Quark : But what does that have to do with Jadzia? O'Brien : Nothing! It wasn't until oh-three hundred, when we were polishing off the fourth bottle of blood wine that he even mentioned Jadzia! Odo : You're still disgusting! Quark : Wouldn't have it any other way! [Odo has refused to say a final farewell to Quark] Quark : [confidently to Kira] That man loves me. Couldn't you see? It was written all over his back. Movie Title: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) as Principal Snyder: Xander : For what its worth... Principal Snyder : It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An airborne toxic event. Xander : Well, I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to be so honest with me. And I can only hope that one day I'm in a position to be that honest with you. Principal Snyder : It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten. Principal Snyder : There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense. Rupert Giles : No, actually, that would be one of the five. [Snyder and the police chief survey the school after a ghostly attack] Principal Snyder : What should I say this time? Police Chief: Schoolboy prank? Principal Snyder : Never sell. Police Chief: Backed-up sewer lines? Principal Snyder : Better, I can probably make that one fly. But this is getting out of hand. People will talk. Police Chief: You'll take care of it. Principal Snyder : I'm doing everything I can. But you people have to realize... Passerby: What happened? Principal Snyder : [to passerby] Backed-up sewer line, this happened in San Diego last week. [to the police chief] Principal Snyder : We're on a Hellmouth. Sooner or later, people are going to find out. Police Chief: The city council was told you could handle this job. If you feel you can't, perhaps you'd like to take that up with the Mayor. Principal Snyder : [suddenly frightened] I'll handle it. I will. Joyce Summers : Something's gonna eat those babies? Principal Snyder : I think that is so wrong. Principal Snyder : A lot of educators tell students, "Think of your principal as your pal." I say, "Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner." Principal Snyder : There are things I will not tolerate. Students loitering on campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking. Principal Snyder : That Summers girl. I smell trouble. I smell expulsion and just the faintest whiff of jail. [Snyder and the police chief survey the school after the vampire attack] Police Chief: I'll need to say something to the media. Principal Snyder : So? Police Chief: So, the usual story? Gang-related, PCP? Principal Snyder : What did you have in mind? The truth? Police Chief: Right, gang related. PCP. Principal Snyder : You will sell it to raise money for the marching band. They need new uniforms. Xander : Yeah. Those tall, fuzzy hats ain't cheap, huh? Oz : But they go with everything. [all the adults are acting like teenagers] Buffy : Principal Snyder? Principal Snyder : Call me Snyder. Just a last name, like... Barbarino. [introduction to graduation] Principal Snyder : Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate. This is a time of celebration, so: sit still and be quiet. |
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