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 Sherman Hemsley QuotationMovie Title: Dinosaurs (1991) as B.P. Richfield: [Earl wants a raise] B.P. Richfield : Sinclair, you dog. Twenty-five years you've been working here and I never thought you'd have the guts to take me on! But take me on, you do, mano e mano, man to man. That's guts-balls, Sinclair. I like a guy with guts-balls. LIKE HIM! [slams the sides of his trailer] B.P. Richfield : So I guess I'm gonna have to take your little ultimatum seriously. Earl : Oh I do hope so, sir. B.P. Richfield : Cuz the someone who puts a gun to my head... Earl : Oh n-no, sir. B.P. Richfield : ...MUST BE PREPARED TO BACK UP HIS THREAT! So I'm gonna ask you, d'ya want a raise or what? Earl : ...uh... or what, sir. B.P. Richfield : What puts you in the position to ask for more money? Earl : Well sir, I have a growing family, who I need more money to take care of. B.P. Richfield : Well, Where is this my fault? Earl : I'm not blaiming you, sir. B.P. Richfield : THEN WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR FAMILY! Earl : I'm only asking for more money, sir. B.P. Richfield : No, the way I see it is, you don't need more money, you need less family! Earl : But I love my family! B.P. Richfield : Well obviously you do, since you're willing to lose your job for them. Earl : *What*? B.P. Richfield : You face me down, asking me for more money. I ain't gonna give it to ya. So ya got no alternative but to look me in the eye and say... Earl : [leaving] I'm sorry. B.P. Richfield : ...I QUIT! Earl : I quit? B.P. Richfield : Oh, sorry to lose ya, Sinclair, after all these years. Earl : But sir I like this company. I always dreamed I'd go somewhere with this company. B.P. Richfield : No dreams, Sinclair. No dreams for you. You are what you are and that's all you're ever gonna be. Except not with this company. Best thing for you to do is realize that now. You'll thank me. Earl : But sir... B.P. Richfield : THANK ME! Earl : uh th-thank you, sir. B.P. Richfield : I am the happiest person you'll ever meet you worthless bucket of chow. Earl : Well that's obvious from your sunny disposition, sir. B.P. Richfield : SHUT UP. Baby Sinclair : Smoo. B.P. Richfield : What did he call me? Earl Sinclair : Uh... He said Lou. You see he thinks of you as his sweet Uncle Lou. B.P. Richfield : My name is not Lou. Earl Sinclair : I know but don't you find the uncle part endearing? Earl Sinclair : Mr. Richfield, I think maybe you shouldn't talk to my kid like that. B.P. Richfield : Think? You don't think. You're a tree pusher and you work for me. Or have you forgotten who you're talking to? Earl Sinclair : Yes, sir, I have. And until I remember I just wanna say, I don't care if you have enough money to buy the dome or the whole lousy volcano. We're not... B.P. Richfield : Wait a second, what did you say? Earl Sinclair : I said I don't care if you have enough money to buy the dome... B.P. Richfield : No, no, the other part. Earl Sinclair : Buy the volcano? B.P. Richfield : Yes. Great idea. Robbie Sinclair : I don't want your money. Charlene Sinclair : I do. B.P. Richfield : Smart girl. You must be very proud of your daughter. Earl Sinclair : Oh yes, my daughter, very proud. My son, who knows? I was in babylon. B.P. Richfield : Let's see, how can we make it rain? Earl Sinclair : Well, we could have everybody wash their cars. That usually makes it rain. Roy Hess : Or everybody could take a bath. No, that makes the phone ring. B.P. Richfield : OH SHUT UP. B.P. Richfield : Waiter. Two pieces of bread. [Glares at Baby] B.P. Richfield : I'm gonna make a sandwich. B.P. Richfield : SINCLAIR. I oughta kill you and your whole family, but I'd probably get in trouble with the union. As it is, there's only one thing I can do to you: you're fired, Sinclair, fired, fired, FIRED. Earl : Fired? That means I don't have to come to work anymore. Oh, this is the happiest day of my life. B.P. Richfield : This is a big moment for you, Sinclair, and nobody can take it away from you or I would've. B.P. Richfield : [about Earl's Fernhill mug] Who said you could own one of those things? Earl : If I'm not mistaken, sir, I believe I am entitled to have possessions. B.P. Richfield : I suppose there's no way I could keep you from it. Legally. B.P. Richfield : I oughta tear off your head and play hacky sack. Earl : I see what you're getting at, Mr. Richfield, but no amount of money is worth taking this away from my wife. Her happiness means the world to me. B.P. Richfield : Here's 50 bucks. Earl : It's a small world after all. [on the phone] B.P. Richfield : Sinclair. Earl : Mr. Richfield, I'm sorry. B.P. Richfield : Stop apologizing. You didn't do anything. Earl : I'm sorry my apology offended you, sir. B.P. Richfield : Stop being so obsequious. Earl : That was never my intent, your majesty. B.P. Richfield : You're asking me to destroy an innocent boy just to protect our corporate assets? [Mr. Ashland, the CEO, nods] B.P. Richfield : I'm honored. B.P. Richfield : The next one of you to say something asinine has to run against me. Earl : How asinine does it have to be, my captain? B.P. Richfield : Congratulations, Sinclair, you're nominated. Movie Title: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990) as Judge Robertson: Philip Banks : When the press hears about this they're going to have a field day. Judge Robertson : Oh, I hope so. This is just the beginning. You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo! Up pops your nephew. Parking tickets up the ying-yang. So I busted his bony butt. Pretty good, eh? Philip Banks : Excuse me? Judge Robertson : Oh wake up, knucklehead. You're in the big leagues now. I may be old, I may be senile, and I haven't been able to find my car for the past half hour, but I can beat you in a political campaign any day. You're dead meat, "Tiny". Movie Title: All in the Family (1971) as George Jefferson: George Jefferson : If he's gonna have the last laugh, I'm gonna have it first. George Jefferson : Rich people never even see money. All they know is, "Charge it", "I'll sign for it", and "Sue me". George Jefferson : [watching the Willises have an argument] See that, Weezie! That's what happens when you mix black and white! Watch, in another minute, he's gonna call her a nigger! Archie Bunker : Geez, I ain't used that word in ten years. Movie Title: The Jeffersons (1975) as George Jefferson: George Jefferson : She's what you call, a domestic. Louise Jefferson : You make it sound like a disease! George Jefferson : If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade. Florence Johnston : Where do you think I cash it now? |
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