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 Desmond Llewelyn QuotationWhen asked by People Magazine, shortly before his death, how long he intended to continue with the Bond series: "As long as the producers want me and the Almighty doesn't." "Yes, I know 'Q' is beloved. But, for God's sake, don't make him some kind of sentimental grandfather. That's what I am in real life." Movie Title: Thunderball (1965) as Q: Q : Try to be a little less than your frivolous self OO7. Q : It is to be handled with special care! James Bond : Everything you give me... Q : ...is treated with equal contempt. I know. Movie Title: The Living Daylights (1987) as Q: [After demonstrating a boom-box rocket launcher.] Q : [To Bond.] Something we're making for the Americans. It's called a "Ghetto Blaster". Movie Title: For Your Eyes Only (1981) as Q: [Bond walks into a Greek Confessional Booth] James Bond : Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Q : That's putting things mildly, 007 Movie Title: Octopussy (1983) as Q: Vijay : Is he still there? Q : You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn! [Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon] James Bond : I trust you can handle this contraption, Q? Q : It goes by hot air. James Bond : Oh, then you can. James Bond : [handing Q his coat] Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet. Q : Oh, and missed you, did they? What a pity! Q : [being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps. Q : Dissolves all metals. James Bond : Wonderful for poison pen letters... Q : Pay attention, 007! Movie Title: The World Is Not Enough (1999) as Q: Q : I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed. James Bond : And the second? Q : Always have an escape plan. Movie Title: License to Kill (1989) as Q: James Bond : This is no place for you, Q. Go home. Q : Oh, don't be an idiot, 007. I know exactly what you're up to, and quite frankly, you're going to need my help. Remember, if it hadn't been for Q Branch, you'd have been dead long ago. [Opens case] Q : Everything for a man on holiday. Explosive alarm clock - guaranteed never to wake up anyone who uses it. Dentonite toothpaste - to be used sparingly, the latest in plastic explosive... James Bond : Pam, this is Q, my "uncle". Q, this is "Miss Kennedy," my "cousin." Q : Ah! We must be related. [kisses her] Movie Title: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) as Q: [M stares in shock as Bond relays news of his foul-up] James Bond : And that's really all there is to it... M : So if I understand it, Scaramanga got away - in a car that sprouted wings! Q : Oh, that's perfectly feasible, sir. In fact, Q branch are working on one right now. M : Oh, shut up, Q! Where is Miss Goodnight now? James Bond : Well, Communications aren't picking up the signal from the homing device supplied by Q. Q : Rubbish! They're simply not stepping up the reception sufficiently to enable. M : Oh, Q, shut up! Colthorpe : Lazar? Q : Lazar? Hmm, possible... Yes! I concur. James Bond : Well what the hell is Lazar? Colthorpe : Not "what", "who". Portuguese - lives in Macau. Q : Chap who made the bullet, 007! Movie Title: GoldenEye (1995) as Q: Q : And this, I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles! James Bond : Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office. Q : Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break traffic laws. [Q has blown up a dummy with an explosive pen] Q : Don't say it... James Bond : The writing is on the wall. Q : Along with the rest of him. Q : This is a Class 4 grenade. Three clicks arms the 4 second fuse, another three disarms it. [Bond takes the pen, clicks three times] James Bond : How long did you say the fuse was? [Q takes the pen back and disarms it] Q : Oh grow up, 007. James Bond : They always said the pen was mightier than the sword. Q : Thanks to me they were right! Q : Now, a typical leather belt... [Bond is playing with a computer] Q : Are you finished? [Bond closes the laptop] James Bond : Yes. Q : A typical leather belt... [Q appears, wheelchair-bound with his leg in a cast] James Bond : Morning Q. Sorry about the leg. Skiing? [Q's leg "cast" fires a rocket across the room] Q : Hunting! [Bond picks up a sandwich roll, studying it like a gadget] Q : Don't touch that! [Q snatches the roll off him] Q : That's my lunch! Movie Title: Moonraker (1979) as Q: Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence : My God, what's Bond doing? Q : I think he's attempting re-entry, sir. Q : It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles. James Bond : Like this? [dart pierces a painting on M's wall] M : Oh, thank you, 007! Q : Be careful, will you? Now, there's ten darts: five blue-tipped, armour-piercing; five red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds. James Bond : Very novel, Q. Must get them in the stores for Christmas. Movie Title: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) as Q: Q : It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage? James Bond : Yes Q : Fire? James Bond : Probably Q : Personal Injury? James Bond : I hope not, but accidents do happen. Q : They frequently do with you. James Bond : Is there any other protection I need? Q : Only from me 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order. Q : Here's your cell phone. Talk here, listen here. James Bond : So that's what I've been doing wrong for all these years? James Bond : Now I think we can understand each other. Q : Grow up, 007. Movie Title: Goldfinger (1964) as Q: Q : [Showing Bond a tracking device] Reception on the dashboard, here. Audo-visual [sic] Q : , range a hundred and fifty miles. James Bond : Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route. Q : It has not been perfected, out of years of patient research, ENTIRELY for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, INTACT for once, when you return from the field. James Bond : Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field. Q : Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it. James Bond : Yeah, why not? Q : Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish! James Bond : Ejector seat? You're joking! Q : I never joke about my work, 007. [walking through Q Branch, one worker calmly empties a machine gun at another man's chest, who then opens his coat to reveal a bulletproof vest] Q : It's not perfected yet. Movie Title: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) as Q: Q : Now I want you to take good care of this equipment. James Bond : Have I ever let you down, Q? Q : Frequently! |
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