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    Vivian Vance Quotation


    "...I'm going to learn to love that bitch." After meeting Lucille Ball on the "I Love Lucy" set.

    "Champagne for everyone." Upon hearing of former costar William Frawley's death.




    Movie Title: I Love Lucy (1951) as Ethel Mertz / Ethel:



    Fred Mertz : She said my mother looks like a weasel.
    Lucy Ricardo : Ethel, apologize.
    Ethel Mertz : I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel.


    Lucy Ricardo : If some other woman were to take Fred away from you, you'd be singing a different tune, too.
    Ethel Mertz : Yeah, "Happy Days Are Here Again".


    Ethel Mertz : Oh, Lucy, I know you're not going to move, but if you ever do move, don't move.


    Ethel Mertz : Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz : What's your excuse at sea level?


    Ethel Mertz : Rome wasn't built in a day.
    Fred Mertz : Well, Rome wasn't built like you either.


    Ethel Mertz : Where you afraid you'd lose me?
    Fred Mertz : I'll say, that outfit you're wearing is rented.


    Ethel Mertz : Imagine me meeting a Queen face to face, I'm scared.
    Fred Mertz : You're scared? Think of the Queen.


    Ethel Mertz : What are you writing about?
    Lucy Ricardo : I'm writing about things I know.
    Ethel Mertz : That won't be a novel that will be a short story


    Lucy Ricardo : We have to find Sylvia Collins a husband but where?
    Ethel Mertz : I'll make the sacrifice she can have mine.

    [While watching Lucy and Ricky kiss]
    Ethel Mertz : Isn't that sweet? Just like two lovebirds.
    Fred Mertz : What are you, a bird watcher?

    [inside an Italian train with a cramped seat Fred's asleep]
    Ethel Mertz : Fred, Fred, wake up sleeping beauty.
    Lucy Ricardo : You couldn't wake him up with a stick of dynamite.
    Ethel Mertz : Hey I got an idea [yells]
    Ethel Mertz : Hey look there goes Gina Lollobrigida.
    Fred Mertz : [gets up from his seat excited] Where? Where? Where?


    Ricky Ricardo : And that's an Ultimatum.
    Lucy Ricardo : An ultimatum?
    Ethel Mertz : Well, I'm not surprised.
    Lucy Ricardo : I am. I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it.


    Ricky Ricardo : I don't like that tone. You are planning something.
    Lucy Ricardo : There's no law about me going to Romanov's. Perhaps maybe stopping by your table and...
    Ricky Ricardo : Lucy, if I so much as see your face at Romanov's, I'm gonna wrap you up in brown paper and mail you back to New York. And that's an ultimatum.
    Ethel Mertz : An ultimatum? I'm not surprised.
    Lucy Ricardo : I am. I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it.


    Ethel Mertz : If I let my hair go like that you'd never let me hear the end of it.
    Fred Mertz : Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that I wouldn't care if you were bald.


    Ethel Mertz : There's lots of things you're good at.
    Lucy Ricardo : Like what?
    Ethel Mertz : Well, you're awfully good at... uh... You've always been great at...
    Lucy Ricardo : Those are the same ones Ricky came up with.


    Lucy Ricardo : How much do you want to bet?
    Fred Mertz : Ten dollars.
    Ethel Mertz : Well what's the matter with twenty dollars?
    Ricky Ricardo : What's the matter with thirty dollars?
    Lucy Ricardo : What's the matter with fifty dollars?
    Fred Mertz : What was the matter with ten dollars?


    Lucy Ricardo : I'd just love a Richard Widmark grapefruit to go with my Robert Taylor orange.
    Ethel Mertz : What a fruit salad that would make.


    Lucy Ricardo : How would you feel if Fred was smoldering with jealousy?
    Ethel Mertz : Fred wouldn't smolder if he banged into a blowtorch.


    Ethel : Fred, I'm sorry I said you were a dumb bunny. Fred: And I'm sorry you're so fat you sat on my glasses and broke'em.


    Ethel : Fred, I got a confession to make. Remember when we got married and I said I was 18. I lied. I was 19. Fred: Well I got a confession to make too. You were 24.


    Ethel : Common sense has nothing to do with it. When I say he's wrong, hes wrong.

       
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