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 Ron Glass QuotationMovie Title: Barney Miller (1975) as Detective Ron Harris: Detective Ron Harris : Barney, his wife has decided not to press charges, so I let him go after giving him that spiel you always give about "not losing one's perspective." Captain Barney Miller : I'm... flattered that you chose to use it. Detective Ron Harris : Well, I thought it oughta be in the public domain *by now*... Yemana : Then Fish runs in the alley and he leaps over us like one of those, what do you call those things in Africa that run and leap in the air? Detective Ron Harris : Slaves. Detective Ron Harris : Hey Fish, does it hurt when those stones come out? Fish : It can't be too bad. The doctor says it's like giving birth. Movie Title: It's My Party (1996) as Dr. Dave: Dr. Dave : Any vision problems? Nick : Well, my right eye is like I'm looking through a tampon. Movie Title: Firefly: The Series (2002) as Book: [Opening narration; first lines spoken in series] Book : After the Earth was used up, we found a new solar system and hundreds of new Earths were terra formed and colonized. The central planets formed the Alliance and decided all the planets had to join under their rule. There was some disagreement on that point. After the War, many of the Independents who had fought and lost drifted to the edges of the system, far from Alliance control. Out here, people struggled to get by with the most basic technologies; a ship would bring you work, a gun would help you keep it. A captain's goal was simple: find a crew, find a job, keep flying. Book : That young man's very brave. Mal : Yeah. He's my hero. Book : If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. Zoë : Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing? Book : Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area kneecaps. Simon : I've never shot anyone before. Book : I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet. Jayne : So, like, never? Book : Well, no. Jayne : Not ever, never? Book : Some orders allow shepherds to marry, but I follow a narrower path. Jayne : But you still got the urge. They don't... cut it off or nothin'? Book : No, I'm more or less intact. I just direct my energy elsewhere. Jayne : You mean like masturbatin'? Book : People like a man of god. Mal : No, they don't. Men of god make people feel guilty and judged. Book : I'd forgotten - you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Simon : Yes; I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist. Book : What are we up to, sweetheart? River : Fixing your Bible. Book : I, um... what? River : Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logics. Doesn't make sense. Zoë : Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'? Book : Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps. Kaylee : You're gonna come with us. Book : 'Scuze me? Kaylee : You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destination, what you care about is the ships. And mine's the nicest. Book : She don't look like much. Kaylee : Oh, she'll fool you. Kaylee : How come you don't care where you're going? Book : 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part. |
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