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 Greg Grunberg QuotationMovie Title: Hollow Man (2000) as Carter: Carter : I'd suck the tits right off of you. Movie Title: Felicity (1998) as Sean Blumberg: Sean Blumberg : Domestication is the enemy of romance. Movie Title: Alias (2001) as Weiss / Agent Eric Weiss: Vaughn : Look, if I'm not back in a couple of hours I'm probably dead. Agent Eric Weiss : Good to know. Weiss : Come on, what do you want me to say? If you think I'm going to tell you to stay in a loveless marriage... Vaughn : It's not a loveless marriage. Weiss : Whatever. And if you're waiting for me to tell you to leave your wife for another woman, you can forget about that, too. Vaughn : Do you think you can be in love with two people at the same time? Weiss : No. I don't. However, I did have the same intense feelings for both Sporty and Posh Spice. Vaughn : Yeah, who didn't? Weiss : Jack is going to shoot you in the face. Vaughn : Just give me a half-hour head start. Tell him that she called your phone and you gave it to me. We only have ten hours to find Kaplan. Weiss : If we end up sharing a cell in federal prison, I'm not giving you a drawer. Agent Eric Weiss : You really want some space, or are you and I going to go get drunk? 'Cause there's this bar - you won't even remember it tomorrow. [Vaughn and Weiss watch as a sleazy bad guy leers at Sydney while she's in disguise as a prostitute] Vaughn : That son of a bitch! Weiss : Easy, come on. Vaughn : I swear I'm gonna to kill this guy. Weiss : There's no way that guy smells as good as you do. Vaughn : It's aftershave, I got a new aftershave. Weiss : Yeah, well, I'd lighten up on it a little. Vaughn : Yeah? Weiss : Oh yeah. To the point of non-use. Agent Eric Weiss : Did you ever stop to think that the reason you and Sydney work so well together is because of the feelings you have for each other? [Pause] Agent Eric Weiss : How's that for spin? Vaughn : Pretty good. [Sydney and Vaughn walk into Syd's apartment, Vaughn's cell phone rings] Vaughn : Hello? Agent Eric Weiss : Hey, Kendall has something he wants to show you. Vaughn : Ah, can it wait? Agent Eric Weiss : Apparently not, he wants to Sydney too. Are you with her? Vaughn : Ah, no. I haven't seen her. Agent Eric Weiss : You're in bed with her right now, aren't you? Vaughn : Trying. Just find out what he wants. Sydney : You've lost weight. Agent Eric Weiss : Yeah, I stopped eating all the foods I like. I'm miserable, but I look really good. Agent Eric Weiss : You don't poop where you sleep. Weiss : Will he ever open his eyes? Marshall : Babies sleep, Weiss, you know. That's what they do, except when they're screaming. Last night, from midnight to six. Sydney : He's gorgeous, Marshall. Marshall : Thanks. Weiss : How are you doing? Vaughn : Fine. Weiss : Hey, guess what? It's me. Come on, how're you doing? Vaughn : I'm hanging in there. Weiss : How's Lauren about it? Vaughn : She didn't remember. Weiss : And, you didn't say anything? Vaughn : No. I mean, she's got a lot on her mind. Weiss : Yeah, that's probably it. Weiss : By the power invested in me by the United Church of Mammals, I now pronounce you man and wife. Sydney : (re: Allison/ Francie) Why didn't she kill me? Weiss : Maybe she likes you. Sydney : Weiss, I'm serious. Weiss : So am I! Come on. She lived with you for months. She doubled herself as your best friend. Maybe in that time, she started to like you. I could see that happening. Agent Eric Weiss : What is this, the flirting corner? Vaughn : Hey, what did you say before about Haladki? Weiss : I don't think he showers? Weiss : Hey, you sure you don't want to talk about this? Vaughn : There's nothing to talk about. Weiss : I share my fights with you. Vaughn : No you don't. Weiss : Yeah I do. Remember when Alan pissed in the living room? Vaughn : That was your dog! Weiss : Yeah, but I was angry about it and I let you know how upset I was. [Weiss has just prompted Vaughn to finally ask Sydney out on a date while on a mission in Nice] Weiss : And? Vaughn : We're going to dinner. [Weiss breaks into a celebratory dance] Vaughn : I'm going to keep my comm channel open. I need you to monitor the RF frequency. Weiss : Got it. Okay, in exchange I get an eclair. Vaughn : No, I'm serious, any suspect signal and I want to know about it. Anything. Weiss : If they're small, bring at least two! Weiss : Okay, whenever you want to have that talk... Vaughn : What talk? Weiss : About the cologne or whatever the hell you're wearing. Vaughn : I'm not wearing cologne. Weiss : Well, something's going on. No man naturally smells as good as you do right now. Weiss : So, in a case like this, we start by digitizing all the news coverage that covered the bombing. You, uh, you like Italian food? Christine Phillips : I have a boyfriend. [Weiss looks up as Vaughn walks in the room] Weiss : Yeah, me too. Sydney : Weiss, have you seen Vaughn? Weiss : That's all I am to you - just a conduit to Vaughn. Have you ever seen Vaughn and said "Hey, where's Weiss?" [talking about Sydney] Weiss : So she gave you a drawer, huh? Vaughn : It was a gesture of convenience. Weiss : And, uh, what did you put it in? Vaughn : Why do you care? Weiss : What do you mean, why do I care? Do you know how spoiled you are? You know, a drawer! I wish I had a girlfriend to say 'Hey, do you want a drawer?' Vaughn : I'll give you a drawer at my place. Weiss : I don't want a drawer at your place. |
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