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 Jim Backus QuotationMovie Title: Rebel Without a Cause (1955) as Frank Stark: Frank Stark : I wouldn't make a hasty decision. Nobody can make a snap decision. We've got to consider the pros and cons, make a list, get advice... Have I ever stopped you from doing anything? Movie Title: I Love Melvin (1953) as Mergo: Mergo : You got a cover idea? What is it? Melvin : A girl! Mergo : Oh joy! Now THERE is an earth-shaking notion! A girl on the cover of a magazine! They'll go mad, I tell you, mad! Melvin : But this girl's different! Mergo : What's she got, three eyes? Mergo : What are you grinning about? Melvin : Oh, nothing, just happy. Mergo : Well, don't let me catch you being happy around me! Mergo : It'll work! You know, I wouldn't do this for a friend of mine. He might get in trouble. With you, I don't care. Mergo : [About Melvin] The last I saw him, he was going to throw himself off a tall building. Judy : Oh no! Mergo : Oh, he didn't do it. I'd 've heard from his first. Judy : How do you know? Mergo : He promised me the shot! Movie Title: It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963) as Tyler Fitzgerald: Tyler Fitzgerald : You know what I need? I need a drink. There's some ice and stuff back there. Why don't you make us all some old fashioneds? Ding Bell : Old fashioneds, do you think you oughta drink while your flying? Tyler Fitzgerald : Well stop kidding will ya and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly! Tyler Fitzgerald : Uh... Just a minute. I... I can't see. Ding Bell : What? Tyler Fitzgerald : Something's happened to my eyes. I-I-I can't - I can't see. Ding Bell : You can't see? He can't see. Benjy Benjamin : Must be an eye cold. Tyler Fitzgerald : George! George! Tyler Fitzgerald : Anybody can fly plane, now here: I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel there. Now put your feet on the rudder. There. Who says this ol' boy can't fly this ol' plane? Now I'm gonna make us some old fashions the old fashioned way the way dear old Dad used to. Benjy Benjamin : What if something happens? Tyler Fitzgerald : What could happent to an old fashion? Movie Title: Gilligan's Island (1964) as Thurston Howell III: Professor Roy Hinkley : Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule. Thurston Howell III : Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady! Thurston Howell III : The 'Wizard of Wall Street' strikes again! [The castaways have set up a courtroom and are conducting a trial] Thurston Howell III : Your Honor, will you get another gavel? Professor Roy Hinkley : Why? Thurston Howell III : That one's squirting milk all over me. [Later in the same courtroom sequence] Skipper Jonas Grumby : Ginger's very damaging to us. Gilligan : Yeah, her testimony. Skipper Jonas Grumby : No, her legs. [And finally... ] Thurston Howell III : I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder. Professor Roy Hinkley : Murder? Thurston Howell III : Her testimony's killing me. Thurston Howell III : What is this slop? Skipper Jonas Grumby : It's Gilligan's own creation, Mr. Howell, It's coconut pot pie. Movie Title: Rescue from Gilligan's Island (1978) as Mr. Howell: Mr. Howell : Captain, can you give me one good reason why you haven't put up the sail? Skipper : Yes, Mr. Howell, we haven't got a sail. Mr. Howell : Can you give me another good reason? [Spotting a Coast Guard helicopter] Skipper : I can't believe it. After 15 years, we're finally rescued. Mr. Howell : Rescued. Mrs. Howell : Rescued. Ginger Grant : Rescued. Mary Ann : Rescued. Professor : Rescued. Gilligan : Rescued. Movie Title: Deadline - U.S.A. (1952) as Jim Cleary: Jim Cleary : A journalist makes himself the hero of the story. A reporter is only a witness. |
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