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 Robert Wuhl QuotationMovie Title: Cobb (1994) as Al Stump: [Cobb narrates a lengthy lambasting of Babe Ruth into a tape recorder] Al Stump : Come on, Ty, aren't you going to give Ruth credit for anything? Ty Cobb : (pauses) He could run okay for a fat man. Movie Title: Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) as Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: [the audience response to Hauk replacing Cronauer on the radio] Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : Sir, these letters are unequivocal! Uh, e.g. [reads a letter] Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : "Hey, Hauk. Eat a bag of shit. You suck." Now that's pretty much to the point, sir, not much gray area in this one. Movie Title: The Hollywood Knights (1980) as Newbomb Turk: Sally : Turk, did you come? Newbomb Turk : Just a little. Newbomb Turk : [Wearing a wolf mask] Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf? Red Riding Hood : Fuck you Newbomb. Newbomb Turk : Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove. Sally : I don't know if I'm ready for a long term relationship, Newbomb. After all, I'll be going to college in the Fall. Newbomb Turk : Sally; you're going to UCLA. Movie Title: Batman (1989) as Knox / Alexander Knox: Knox : You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say... Eckhardt : And I say... you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that. Vicki Vale : I'm reading your stuff. Alexander Knox : Well, I'm reading yours. Vicki Vale : Hi! I'm Vicki Vale. Alexander Knox : Why don't they call him Bruce Vain? Alexander Knox : [seeing Vicki for the first time] Hello legs! Alexander Knox : [observing one of Wayne's odd sculptures] Check this out! He must have been "King of the Wicker People". [about one of his statues] Bruce Wayne : It's Japanese. Knox : How do you know that? Bruce Wayne : Because I bought it in Japan. Movie Title: Bull Durham (1988) as Larry: Joe Reardon : He walked 18. Larry : New league record! Joe Reardon : Struck out 18. Larry : Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice... [Joe laughs] Larry : Also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit. Skip : You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry! Larry : Lollygaggers! Skip : Lollygaggers. Larry : Sears sucks, Crash. Boy, I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores. Nasty, whoa, nasty. Larry : Well if anyone would know you were pulling your hips out early it'd be Annie. [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference] Larry : Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? Crash Davis : Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live...is it a live rooster? [Jose nods] Crash Davis : . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. [To the players] Crash Davis : Is that about right? [The players nod] Crash Davis : We're dealing with a lot of shit. Larry : Okay, well, uh...candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em. Movie Title: Hollywood Mistress (1992) as Marvin / Marvin Landisman: Evan : Theres no sex in your movie, there has to be more sex. Marvin : No there is some, it's just not obvious Evan Wright : "Theres no sex in your movie there has to be more sex!" Marvin Landisman : "No there is some...it's just not obvious" Movie Title: Arli$$ (1996) as Arliss Michaels: [repeated voice over] Arliss Michaels : My name is Arliss Michaels. I represent athletes. These are my stories. Giselle: Perhaps I underestimated you. Arliss Michaels : Oh I hope so. I make my living off of people that underestimate me. [Arliss and some clients are playing poker] Jerome "The Bus" Bettis: Yeah, Arliss got me $4.6 million up front. What's the bet? Arliss Michaels : $2. Jerome "The Bus" Bettis: That's too rich for my blood. Arliss Michaels : I guess the bus stops here. |
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