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 Julia Stiles Quotation"I've walked into my dressing room and had a desk full of fake boobs that the producers have put there. That's pretty blatant." (On the pressure to "fill out" her movie roles.) Movie Title: The Business of Strangers (2001) as Paula: Julie : I've just been made Chief Executive Officer. Nick : No shit. Congrats. Hey, we can leverage this for that Pacific Net job. Julie : I thought you said they were about to go belly-up. Nick : With all due respect, I wasn't talking to CEO material before. Julie : Listen, I was a bit harsh on you before...let me buy you a drink. Paula : OK. [to waiter] Paula : Martell XO supreme. Waiter: That's twenty dollars a glass. Paula : I'll have a double. Paula : I like the sloppiness of real life. [Julie is checking Nick's pulse] Paula : Well? Julie : I don't know... Paula : What do you mean you don't know? Julie : I'm not a fucking doctor! Paula : If you were a man, you'd see a dominatrix twice a week. All CEOs have one. But we're women so we don't do things like that. Movie Title: Down to You (2000) as Imogen: Imogen : You're the cutest one in New York! Imogen : Thank-you, cake is my world! Imogen : A little soul is necessary in life. Al : I'm falling in love with you. Imogen : I love you. Imogen : That kiss belongs in a box, so I can show my grandkids some day. Imogen : Post-collegiate life, half full or half empty? Al : Half empty. Imogen : I'd have to go with half empty too. Your greatest accomplishment since I last saw you? Al : Making friends with a spider. Imogen : Vices? Al : Shampoo. Imogen : That rumor was true? Al : I'll leave it open for interpretation. How about you? Imogen : This is supposed to be about you not about me. Al : It's been about you a little bit. Imogen : ...You. Al : Do you mean that? Imogen : Um.. I have to go. Movie Title: The Prince and Me (2004) as Paige: Paige : I've never felt this way before. Paige : Sometimes I wish I could just fast forward the next five years... Beth : I hate it when she starts to talk about her life plan. Paige : He was quoting Shakespeare like some duke, lord guy. I hate phonies like that. Paige : Oh no. Eddie : What? Paige : You didn't tell me you lived with your parents. Eddie : This Saturday evening there's a party at Brenner hall, a gathering. I was wondering if you would like to accompany me? Paige : Accompany you? Eddie : Oh right, yes, how do you say it? Um, yo dog, there's a party kicking at my crib if you want to roll down there with me. Paige : That was just sad, don't ever do that again. Paige : Could you please put a shirt on or something? Eddie : If you're going to be a doctor, you're going to have to get used to naked men. Paige : We did King Lear, now we're on the sonnets. Next it's Hamlet, which is about a whiny prince from Denmark. What does that have to do with reality? Eddie : More than you think. Paige : Well you're from Denmark. Do you even have princes? Eddie : Yes, I think we do. Paige : Are there a lot of princes where you're from, or are you kinda it? Eddie : I'm it. Paige : Denmark isn't ready for a Queen like me. Eddie : Well then they'll have to be. Because I am. Movie Title: The '60s (1999) as Katie Herlihy: Bill Herlihy : Are you still my baby? Katie Herlihy : No, dad, I grew up. But I am still your daughter. Movie Title: The Bourne Identity (2002) as Nicolette: Conklin : Where's your field box? Nicolette : That's this window right here... Conklin : Where's your field box? Nicolette : It's right there. The system's gone haywire... Dining room window? [The power shuts down, the lights go off] Nicolette : It's Bourne, isn't it? Nicolette : He killed our man. Conklin : What, in the apartment? Nicolette : Yeah. Conklin : Well, you got to clean that up. Nicolette : No, I can't clean it up; there's a body in the streets. Conklin : So? Nicolette : There's police, this is Paris. Movie Title: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) as Kat Stratford: Walter Stratford : My insurance does not cover PMS! Kat Stratford : Tell them I had a seizure. Walter Stratford : Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today? Kat Stratford : Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30. Kat Stratford : You're not as vile as I thought you were. Kat Stratford : Remove head from sphincter, then drive! Kat Stratford : I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. Walter Stratford : Where is she going? Kat Stratford : She's meeting bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm. Walter Stratford : Funny. Patrick : Someone still has her panties in a twist. Kat Stratford : don't think for one minute that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties. Patrick : Well then, what did I have an effect on? Kat Stratford : Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing. Kat Stratford : Hemingway was an abusive alcoholic who squandered his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers. Ms. Perky : People perceive you as somewhat... Kat Stratford : Tempestuous? Ms. Perky : "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often. Kat Stratford : You don't always have to be what they want you to be. Bianca : I happen to like being adored, thank you! Kat Stratford : Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers. Bianca : Where do you come from? Planet "Loser"? Kat Stratford : What, as opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me"? Patrick : You're not very talkative are you? Kat Stratford : Depends on the subject. My fenders don't exactly whip me into a verbal frenzy. Kat Stratford : You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke. Patrick : I know, I quit. Apparently they're bad for you. Kat Stratford : You think? Patrick : Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl. Kat Stratford : Is that right? Patrick : Yeah, but I screwed up. I fell for her. Ms. Perky : So, I hear you've been terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again. Kat Stratford : Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action. Ms. Perky : The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested. Kat Stratford : I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. Patrick : Is that a yes? Kat Stratford : No. Patrick : Or is that a no? Kat Stratford : No. Bianca : People expect me to me there! Walter Stratford : If Kat's not going, you're not going! Bianca : Why can't you just be normal? Kat Stratford : Define normal. Bianca : Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal. Walter Stratford : What's a Bogey Lowenstein? Kat Stratford : Bogey's party is an pathetic excuse for all the idiots in our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in hopes of distracting themselves from the emptiness of their meaningless... Bianca , Chastity : ...consumer-driven lives. Kat Stratford : You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know. Patrick : Yeah I know. But then you know there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine. Joey : Hey, is your sister around? Kat Stratford : Stay away from my sister. Joey : Oh, I'll stay away from her, but I can't guarantee that she'll stay away from me. Kat Stratford : I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member. Ms. Perky : "Quivering member." I like that. [after purposefully crashing into a car] Kat Stratford : Whoops. Bianca : You Suck! Kat Stratford : You Suck! Kat Stratford : What is it asshole day? [talking about the prom] Kat Stratford : Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to that antiquated mating-ritual? Mandella : Um, I would, but I don't have a date. Kat Stratford : Do you really want to get all dressed up, so some Drakkar Noir-wearing dexter with a boner can feel you up while you're forced to listen to a band that, by definition, blows? Kat Stratford : We'd be making a statement. Mandella : Oh goody, something new and different for us! Kat Stratford : Tell me something true. Patrick : Something true... I hate pees. Kat Stratford : No, something real, something no one else knows. Patrick : Okay, you're sweet, and sexy, and completely hot for me. Mr. Morgan : Now go to the office - you're pissin' me off! Kat Stratford : What? Mr Morgan...! Mr. Morgan : - later. Joey : Thanks Mr. Morgan. Mr. Morgan : Shut up! Patrick : Well maybe you are not scared of me but I am sure you thought of me naked. Kat Stratford : [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I *want* you, I *need* you, oh baby, oh baby. Patrick : Hey there girly... how you doin'? Kat Stratford : Sweating like a pig actually and yourself? Patrick : Now there's a way to get a guys attention huh? Kat Stratford : My mission in life but obviously I struck your fancy so you see it worked... the world makes sense again. Bianca : Can't you find some blind deaf retard to take you to the movies so I can have one date? Kat Stratford : I'm sorry looks like you are going to have miss out on the witty repartee of Joey "eat me" Donner. Kat Stratford : I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time. Kat Stratford : You're very self-assured, did anyone ever tell you that? Patrick : I tell myself that every day. Patrick : So, how were you able to grab his attention? Kat Stratford : Oh, I dazzled him with my... wits. Kat Stratford : Mandella! WHo are you looking for? Mandella : WILLIAM! HE SAID HE'D MEET ME HERE! Kat Stratford : Please don't tell me you've become fully delusional. Patrick : [while trying to get Kat go out with him] I'll take you places you've never been before. Kat Stratford : Oh, what like the 7-Eleven on Broadway? Movie Title: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) as Nicky: Tom Cronin : He's making his first mistake. Nicky : They don't make mistakes. They don't do random. There is always an objective. Always a target. Pamela Landy : Yeah, but we were giving out the objectives. Who is now? Nicky : Scary version? He is. Movie Title: Save the Last Dance (2001) as Sara: Sara : You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything. Sara : You know what? Derek and I like each other and if you have a problem with that, then screw you. [after Sara and Nikki's fight] Nikki : It ain't over, bitch. Sara : I don't even know why it started, bitch. [about Malakai] Sara : So you're not down with the things he does, but you're still down with him? That makes perfect sense. I understand. Derek : He's my friend, Sara. You don't have to understand. Derek : "Stepps" ain't no square dance. Sara : That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you. Sara : There's only one world, Chenille. Chenille : That's what they teach you. We know different. Sara : Screw you, I'm brilliant and cool. Derek : You're not quite there yet. Sara : A lot of people read them. Derek : People like who? Like you? [pause] Derek : Didn't think so. Sara : I am such a dork! Chenille : You need to take off that 5th grade dance lookin' top. Sara : Its from The Gap! Chenille : Its country and you look country in it! Sara : We spend more time defending our relationship than actually having one. Sara : Asshole. Chenille : Who? Because in this crowd you're going to have to be a bit more specific. Sara : Then you must be in the wrong spot because I'm pretty sure there aren't any Negroes here. Chenille : Ooh! Derek : Do you get along with your dad? You both tight and shit? Sara : Yeah, we're both "tight and shit"; our DNA matches. Movie Title: O (2001) as Desi: Odin : Where is my scarf?! Desi : I don't know. Odin : You lost it?! Desi : No, I just misplaced it! Odin : Does Michael know where my scarf is? Desi : What? If you're asking me if I'm cheating on you, get some balls and ask! Michael?! You're the only person I've ever been with and you're the only person I want to be with! And if you want to be with me you never talk to me like that again, ever! |
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