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    Joe Viterelli Quotation







    Movie Title: Analyze This (1999) as Jelly:



    Guard : What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
    Jelly : A half a sandwich.


    Jimmy : You think those whales piss in that water?
    Jelly : No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.

    [Preparing to kill him.]
    Jelly : Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal.
    Dr. Ben Sobel : Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal.


    Boss Paul Vitti : And the milk was black.
    Jelly : That's fuckin' weird.

    [Ben Sobel is in a bathroom stall of Paul Vitti's favorite restaurant trying to remove an FBI wire from his chest with Jelly standing outside. He hears Ben grunting and swearing.]
    Jelly : You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that...

    Movie Title: Bullets Over Broadway (1994) as Nick:



    Nick : Open your gift.
    Olive : You open it, can't you see I'm dressing?
    Nick : Here.
    Olive : What is it?
    Nick : Pearls. What the hell do you think they are?
    Olive : Pearls are white.
    Nick : These are black pearls.
    Olive : Oh, don't give me that. I never heard of black pearls.
    Nick : Just becaus you never heard of them don't mean it don't exist.
    Olive : What do think I am, some kind of chump? They're black for God's sake. They probably came from defective oysters.


    Nick : Sorry you guys had to hear that. Some problems with the firm.
    David Shayne : Really? What type of firm is it, Nick?
    Nick : It's a "don't stick your nose in other people's business and it won't get broken" type of firm.





    Movie Title: The Firm (1993) as Joey:



    Tommie Morolto : -if only I could get my hands on this kid.
    Ruth : I think it's urgent, Mr. Morolto.
    Tommie Morolto : Ruth thinks it's urgent, Joey. What do you think?
    Ruth : It's a Mr. McDeere. Mr. Mitchell McDerre. He's waiting to see you.
    Joey : I think Ruth is right.





    Movie Title: Heaven's Prisoners (1996) as Didi Giancano:



    Bubba Rocque : Dave Robicheaux drowned in the bottle and went into the swamp to sleep it off.
    Didi Giancano : He may have been asleep, but that was before you dropped a fucking plane on his head and woke him up. Guys like that, when they wake up, they don't go back to sleep so easy. Not without help.





    Movie Title: Eraser (1996) as Tony Two Toes:



    Tony Two Toes : No one fucks with the union!


    Tony Two Toes : There they are. Commie bastards!
    Mikey : They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
    Tony Two Toes : Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.


    John : A major defense contractor is selling to terrorists on the black market.
    Tony Two Toes : [laughs] Mr. Sixty Minutes, tell me something I don't know.
    John : It's happening tonight, on your docks.
    Tony Two Toes : THAT I didn't know.


    Perimeter Guy : [on his walkie-talkie] Sir, I have a situation here.
    Tony Two Toes : [to Dock Guard] You certainly do.


    Johnny C : He said, "Tell that fat fuck Tony Two Toes I ain't payin' another dime."
    Tony Two Toes : I know that voice... but it can't be him, unless he's a ghost.
    Johnny C : [walks into room] Boo.

       
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