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![]() Joe Viterelli QuotationMovie Title: Analyze This (1999) as Jelly: Guard : What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening? Jelly : A half a sandwich. Jimmy : You think those whales piss in that water? Jelly : No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King. [Preparing to kill him.] Jelly : Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal. Dr. Ben Sobel : Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal. Boss Paul Vitti : And the milk was black. Jelly : That's fuckin' weird. [Ben Sobel is in a bathroom stall of Paul Vitti's favorite restaurant trying to remove an FBI wire from his chest with Jelly standing outside. He hears Ben grunting and swearing.] Jelly : You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that... Movie Title: Bullets Over Broadway (1994) as Nick: Nick : Open your gift. Olive : You open it, can't you see I'm dressing? Nick : Here. Olive : What is it? Nick : Pearls. What the hell do you think they are? Olive : Pearls are white. Nick : These are black pearls. Olive : Oh, don't give me that. I never heard of black pearls. Nick : Just becaus you never heard of them don't mean it don't exist. Olive : What do think I am, some kind of chump? They're black for God's sake. They probably came from defective oysters. Nick : Sorry you guys had to hear that. Some problems with the firm. David Shayne : Really? What type of firm is it, Nick? Nick : It's a "don't stick your nose in other people's business and it won't get broken" type of firm. Movie Title: The Firm (1993) as Joey: Tommie Morolto : -if only I could get my hands on this kid. Ruth : I think it's urgent, Mr. Morolto. Tommie Morolto : Ruth thinks it's urgent, Joey. What do you think? Ruth : It's a Mr. McDeere. Mr. Mitchell McDerre. He's waiting to see you. Joey : I think Ruth is right. Movie Title: Heaven's Prisoners (1996) as Didi Giancano: Bubba Rocque : Dave Robicheaux drowned in the bottle and went into the swamp to sleep it off. Didi Giancano : He may have been asleep, but that was before you dropped a fucking plane on his head and woke him up. Guys like that, when they wake up, they don't go back to sleep so easy. Not without help. Movie Title: Eraser (1996) as Tony Two Toes: Tony Two Toes : No one fucks with the union! Tony Two Toes : There they are. Commie bastards! Mikey : They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states. Tony Two Toes : Don't make me hurt you, Mikey. John : A major defense contractor is selling to terrorists on the black market. Tony Two Toes : [laughs] Mr. Sixty Minutes, tell me something I don't know. John : It's happening tonight, on your docks. Tony Two Toes : THAT I didn't know. Perimeter Guy : [on his walkie-talkie] Sir, I have a situation here. Tony Two Toes : [to Dock Guard] You certainly do. Johnny C : He said, "Tell that fat fuck Tony Two Toes I ain't payin' another dime." Tony Two Toes : I know that voice... but it can't be him, unless he's a ghost. Johnny C : [walks into room] Boo. |
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