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 Charles Napier QuotationMovie Title: Miami Blues (1990) as Sergeant Bill Henderson: Sergeant Hoke Moseley : Your turn to notify the next of kin? Sergeant Bill Henderson : No way. I did the fat lady that sat on the kid. That's good for two. Movie Title: Philadelphia (1993) as Judge Garrett: Judge Garrett : In this courtroom, Mr.Miller, justice is blind to matters of race, creed, color, religion, and sexual orientation. Joe Miller : With all due respect, your honor, we don't live in this courtroom, do we? Movie Title: The Grifters (1990) as Hebbing: Cole : Mister Hebbing, we are talking about breaking the law here, I want to be sure you understand that. No one gets hurt, but the law does get broken. Hebbing : Well, that's what the law's for, isn't it? Movie Title: Cherry, Harry & Raquel! (1970) as Harry: Raquel : When are you gonna introduce me to Cherry? I bet we have a lot in common. Harry : I don't like women messing around with women. It's un-american. Movie Title: Maniac Cop 2 (1990) as Lew Brady: Lew Brady : When it comes time for your execution, you can't con Con Edison. Movie Title: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) as Boyle: Hannibal Lecter : You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs. Clarice Starling : Yes. Hannibal Lecter : And you think if you save poor Catherine, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the lambs. Clarice Starling : I don't know. I don't know. Hannibal Lecter : Thank you, Clarice. Thank you. Clarice Starling : Tell me his name, Doctor. Hannibal Lecter : Dr. Chilton, I presume. I think you know each other. Dr. Frederick Chilton : Okay. Let's go. Clarice Starling : It's your turn, Doctor. Dr. Frederick Chilton : Out! Clarice Starling : Tell me his name! Boyle : I'm sorry, ma'am. We've got orders. We have to put you on a plane. Come on, now. [Chilton and the guards start leading Clarice out] Hannibal Lecter : Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you? Clarice Starling : Tell me his name, Doctor! Hannibal Lecter : Clarice, your case file. Goodbye, Clarice. Movie Title: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) as Murdock: Trautman : What are you doing? Do you know what the hell you've done? Murdock : Don't act so innocent, Colonel. You had your suspicions, and if you suspected then you're sort of an accessory aren't ya? Trautman : Don't ever count me with you and your scum! It was a lie wasn't it? Just like the whole damn war, it was a lie! Murdock : What are you talking about? Trautman : That camp... was supposed to be empty. Rambo goes in, a decorated vet, he finds no POWs, the Congress buys it - case closed! And if he happens to get caught, nobody knows he's alive except you and your computers... and you can reprogram that can't you? Murdock : Who the hell do you think you're talking to, Trautman? Trautman : A stinkin' bureaucrat who's tryin to cover his ass! Murdock : No, not just mine Trautman. We're talkin' about a nation here! Besides, it was your hero's fault. Now if your warrior had gone in and done what the hell he was supposed to do, we'd be out of this clean and simple. He was just supposed to take pictures! Trautman : And if those pictures showed something they would have been... lost... wouldn't they? Murdock : Oh Trautman, I still don't think you understand what this is all about. Trautman : The same as it always is! Money! In '72 we were supposed to pay the Cong four-and-a-half billion in war reparations. We reneged, they kept the POWs... and you're doing the same thing all over again. Murdock : And what the hell would you do, Trautman? Pay blackmail money to ransom our own men and finance the war effort against our allies? What if some burn-out POW shows up on the six o-clock news? What do you want to do... start the war all over again? You wanna bomb Hanoi? You want everybody screaming for armed invasion? Do you honestly think somebody's gonna get up on the floor of the United States Senate, and ask for billions of dollars for a couple of forgotten ghosts? Trautman : MEN, GODDAMN IT! MEN... who fought for their country! Murdock : THAT'S ENOUGH! Trautman, I'm gonna forget this conversation ever took place. Trautman : You bastard! Murdock : And if I were you... I'd never make the mistake of bringing this subject up again. Trautman : Oh you're the one who's making the mistake. Murdock : Yeah? What mistake? Trautman : Rambo. Rambo : Murdock... Trautman : He's here. Murdock : Rambo, this is Murdock, we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up! Rambo : Murdock... I'm coming to get YOU! Murdock : Rambo, I swear to God, I didn't know it was supposed to happen like this. It was just supposed to be another assignment! Rambo : Mission... accomplished. You know there's more men out there and you know where they are. Find'em. Or I'll find you. Murdock : [reading Rambo's file] Rambo, John J. Born 7-6-47 in Boey, Arizona. Of Indian-German descent - that's a hell of a combination. Joined the army 8-6-64. Accepted special forces, specialization: light weapon, medic, helicopter and language qualified, 59 confirmed kills, two Silver Stars, four Browns, four Purple Hearts, Distinguished Service Cross and Medal of Honor. You got around, didn't you? Incredible. Murdock : Now if there's any of our men in this POW target camp you confirm their presence by taking photographs. Rambo : Photographs? Murdock : Just photographs. Under no circumstances are you to engage the enemy! Rambo : I'm supposed to leave'em there? Murdock : I repeat: don't engage the enemy! Murdock : "Colonel are you sure Rambo's still in balance with the war? We can't afford having him involved in this mission and than crack in the pressure of that hell." Trautman : "Pressure? Let me just say that Rambo is the best combat vet I've ever seen. A pure fighting machine with only a desire - to win a war that someone else lost. And if winning means he has to die - he'll die. No fear, no regrets. And one more thing, what you choose to call hell, he calls home." [Rambo is talking to Trautman & Murdock over radio] Rambo : Get Murdock on. Murdock : Uh, I'm here, John. Rambo : Murdock... Murdock : Yeah? Rambo : I'm coming for you! Movie Title: Outlaws (1986) as Wolf: [While gearing up for battle, every episode.] John Grail : Let's do it. Wolf : Amen! Ice : Slow and easy... Harland : ...but all the way. Billy : To the hilt. Movie Title: The Critic (1994) as Duke Phillips: Duke Phillips : Why the hell do you have to be so critical? Jay Sherman : I'm a critic. Duke Phillips : No, your job is to rate movies on a scale from "good" to "excellent". Jay Sherman : What if I don't like them? Duke Phillips : That's what "good" is for. Duke Phillips : Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god. Duke Phillips : Thank you, Jay. After I die, you can eat my brain. It will give you power. Judge : Mr. Phillips, please answer the question! Duke Phillips : All right! Yes, I sold the mustard gas to Qaddafi! Judge : What? Duke Phillips : Uh... mustard... gives me gas, as does taffy. Judge : I have the same problem with fresh fruit. Duke Phillips : Gaze into the power of my evil eye. [Eye flashes] Duke Phillips : Any more questions? Reporter: [hypnotized] How may I serve you, evil one? Duke Phillips : I like to think of you as a big, fat toilet I flush all my money down... sort of a Johnny Cash. Doris : What could you do with me in three days? Duke Phillips : Honey, I could make you Mrs. Ernest Borgnine. Doris : Pass. Duke Phillips : Look, this isn't art, it's just mindless pabulum for losers who can barely read. Oh that reminds me, I've got an interview with People Magazine. Duke Phillips : I'm giving you five days of my time to turn you around. Jay Sherman : What if five days isn't enough? Duke Phillips : Son, I spent just three days with a young man named Bill Clinton and look at him now. Jay Sherman : Maybe you should've taken four. Duke Phillips : Yeah... Jay Sherman : And here's what I think about this movie... [Jay's interrupted by Duke] Duke Phillips : Sorry, son, our market research shows that no one cares what you think. Duke Phillips : I'm gonna run this country the same way I run my company. I'm gonna raid the pension fund, dump chemicals in the oceans, and sell our best assets to the Japanese. Ronald Reagan: Looks like Reaganomics is making a comeback. Duke Phillips : Half you states are in the toilet, and you're not coming out! California, you know what I'm talking about. New York, kiss your smoggy butt goodbye! New England, you're going back to Old England. Queen Elizabeth: Oh, I don't want that. Prince Charles: More poison? I mean, tea? Queen Elizabeth: Don't mind if I do. Oops. Almost had me there. [She hits him over the head with her scepter, knocking him unconscious] Duke Phillips : [on the phone with Webster's Dictionary] And how's that other word I invented doing, "Duke-licious?" Nobody's using it? What a "Duke-tastrophe..." Duke Phillips : Jay, we need something to take the edge off of you. Hmm. How bout a sassy black kid? He can call you "Uncle J," and you can call him "Little Shabazz." Reporter: Mr. Phillips you are fabiously wealthy, you're a world class athlete, you were great in bed last night. How does that feel? Duke Phillips : I have no one to envy. I envy you having me to envy. Movie Title: The Blues Brothers (1980) as Tucker McElroy: [The Good Ole Boys arrive late] Jake : My name is Jacob Stein. I'm from the American Federation of Music. I've been sent to see if you gentlemen are carrying your permits. Tucker McElroy : Our what? Jake : Your union cards. May I see your cards please? Tucker McElroy : Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth. |
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