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 Kirk Acevedo Quotation[When asked to rate his chances on a scale of 1-to-10 of surviving a real prison] "I would have to say a '1' just because I think I'd be someone's cupcake." "Because I'm seen on Oz, a lot of the urban cats in the city are like, 'Yo, I thought you'd be rolling in a Mercedes?' And I'm just like, 'Not at all!' This is cable money. There is a big difference between that and a network. But still I can't complain. It's better than doing a 9 to 5 any day." Movie Title: Dinner Rush (2000) as Duncan: [Udo spies Duncan cooking sausage and peppers on the stove.] Udo Cropa : What's that smell? Duncan : Huh? Udo Cropa : What's that smell? Duncan : I stink. Movie Title: Bait (2000) as Ramundo: Julio : [Slamming Alvin against Ramundo's car] Your brother fucked us! Ramundo : What the fuck are you doing? This is my fucking car man! This is my baby. Julio : Sorry. [Slamming Alvin against the wall] Julio : Your brother fucked us! Ramundo : So, Stevie's fucking my girl right? Alvin : Well I think that's a point you're going to have to take with Stevie. Julio : Well maybe Stevie isn't around to make a...point with anyone. Ramundo : What the fuck are you saying? Julio : I'm saying that Stevie didn't show. Ramundo : Well just say it! Stop being so fucking complex! Julio : I'm not complex, you're complex! Alvin : Listen guys, do I have to be around for this? Julio , Ramundo : Shut up! Movie Title: Oz (1997) as Miguel Alvarez: [Penders and Alvarez are training seeing eye dogs] Alicia Hinden: Okay, you see the steaks? Greg Penders : We gonna teach the dogs how to cook? Alicia Hinden: No, we're going to teach them restraint. I'm going to put them on the floor, and you're going to stop them from eating it. Miguel Alvarez : All right. Greg Penders : You gotta be kidding me. Alicia Hinden: What? Greg Penders : I haven't seen a steak in six years. Now, you're gonna throw it on the floor so a DOG won't eat it? Father Ray Mukada : According to this file you're about to be a father. You've got a girlfriend, Maritza, she's an inmate at Parker Women's. Miguel Alvarez : Yeah, we got arrested together. Ain't that sweet?. [In Oz's boxing tournament, Alvarez got beaten by a gay opponent] Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler : Yo, Alvarez! Nice fight! Miguel Alvarez : Shut the fuck up! Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler : What you gonna do, motherfucker? Hit me with your purse? Officer Diane Whittlesey : Raoul Hernandez, Miguel Alvarez. Miguel Alvarez : El Cid, it's an honor, man. Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez : You Latino? Miguel Alvarez : Si. Raoul 'El Cid' Hernandez : They lied to you. You too fucking white to be a Latino. Get the fuck outta my face. Miguel Alvarez : Hey, will you shut the fuck up? I'm trying to masturbate! Donald Groves : [gives Alvarez a stamp] Here. Miguel Alvarez : I don't wanna write anybody a fucking letter. I wanna get fucking high. Donald Groves : You lick the back. It's liquid LSD. Miguel Alvarez : Groves, this gives stamp collecting a whole new meaning, baby. Movie Title: Band of Brothers (2001) as Toye / Joe Toye: Joe Toye : Hey guys, I'm glad we're going to Europe. [takes out his knife] Joe Toye : Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe. Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day. Pay's me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life. Bill Guarnere : Once we get into combat, they only people you can trust is yourself and the fella next to you. Joe Toye : Hey. As long as he's a paratrooper. [playing a game of darts] George Luz : Lieutenant, are you going to shoot lefty all night? Joe Toye : Hey, c'mon. George Luz : I'm just curious cause he's right-handed. 'Buck' Compton : [switches hands] George, what would I do without George Luz? Toye : How do I feel about being rescued by Patton? Well I'd feel pretty peachy, except for one thing, we didn't fuckin' need to be rescued by Patton. Got that? Richard Winters : Joe (to the camera man) Excuse us for a minute. Toye : Sorry Sir. Richard Winters : Sorry about what? Patton? I couldn't agree more. What are you doing here? Toye : I wanna head back to the line Sir. Richard Winters : Joe, you don't have to do that. Get yourself back to the aid station, heal up. Toye : I really like to head back with the fellas Sir. Richard Winters : Alright, then go. Guarnere : Hey Joe. Good to see ya pal. Toye : You too. Guarnere : What the hell are you doing back here? Toye : I had to make sure you were on top of things. Guarnere : Yeah, we're on top of things. I even tied me own boots last week, all by meself. Hey fellas, look who I found. Warren Muck : Hey, Joe Toye, back for more. Joe Toye : Three day supply of K-rations, chocolate bars, charms candy, powdered coffee, sugar, matches, compass, bayonet, entrenching tool, ammunition, gas mask, musette bag with ammo, my weapon, my .45, canteen, two cartons of smokes, Hawkins mine, two grenades, smoke grenade, gamma grenade, t-n-t, this bullshit, and a pair of nasty skivvies! Frank Perconte : What's your point? Joe Toye : This stuff weighs as much as I do, I still got my chute, my reserve chute, my Mae West, my M1. Frank Perconte : Where you keeping the brass knuckles? Joe Toye : I could *use* some brass knuckles. Cpl. Eugene Roe : Toye, are you missing something? Joe Toye : Home. Cpl. Earl 'One Lung' McLung : Ask him to dance, Doc. Cpl. Eugene Roe : Toye, show me your feet. Joe Toye : You watch the goddamn line, McClung. [Toye's feet are wrapped in blankets] Cpl. Eugene Roe : Where're your boots? Joe Toye : In Washington up General Taylor's ass. |
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