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 John Carroll Lynch QuotationMovie Title: The Good Girl (2002) as Jack Field, Your Store Manager: Jack Field, Your Store Manager : Holden was a thief and a disturbed young man and what happened was a sad thing. Perhaps we can learn a lesson from this tragedy like don't steal and don't be disturbed. Movie Title: Bubble Boy (2001) as Mr. Livingston: Mr. Livingston : Kind of makes you wonder... What would have happened if Neil Armstrong had gone all the way to the moon and then never stepped on the surface? Movie Title: The Drew Carey Show (1995) as Steve Carey: [Drew's in a coma] Steve Carey : Is he going to live? Doctor: Well, he could just wake up, or he'll need a shock to his system. Steve Carey : A shock... [turns to Mimi] Steve Carey : Honey, this is your department. Steve Carey : Bro, I wanted to tell you something for a long time... I play for the other team. Lewis Kiniski : I knew it, he's gay. Steve Carey : No, I mean the other softball team. And, if you think I'm gay, well... talk to the hand. [sticks out his hand] Lewis Kiniski : [to Steve's hand] Oh, hello. [Mimi kicked Steve out] Drew Carey : So, where are you staying? Steve Carey : A hotel. Drew Carey : You shouldn't be staying in no hotel, you should be staying here. Steve Carey : Thanks, but if I stay here, Mimi's never gonna let you see your nephew. Oswald Lee Harvey : Why don't you stay with me and Lewis? Steve Carey : Really? Lewis Kiniski : Sure. You clean, you cook, you're like a big, bald Mary Poppins. Steve Carey : Did it ever occur to you, that every time you look at Saturn, there may be another sad and lonely guy looking at you through a telescope? Drew Carey : Did it ever occur to you, that you're the only one here who has to wear sunscreen on his head? Steve Carey : Look, dad, this isn't easy for us. Drew Carey : Can't you, at least, make an effort? George Carey : Now, you listen to me. While most guys were pushing pencils, I was torching commies out of caves in Korea. I've worked at a job I hated for 40 years. I've raised two boys. I'm tired, damn it! I just want to lay there and get mine! Lewis Kiniski : If we win, you have to name your son after us. Steve Carey : And, if I win, you two have to legally change your names to 'Boob 1' and 'Boob 2' Lewis Kiniski : That's ridiculous. Oswald Lee Harvey : Dibs on 'Boob 1'! Lewis Kiniski : Damn! [Steve and Mimi moved their trailer into Drew's backyard] Drew Carey : I couldn't sleep last night. The rocking trailer kept me up. Steve Carey : Oh, sorry. Drew Carey : And, then, the screaming started. Steve Carey : What was that? Drew Carey : That was me, when I realized what was going on in the trailer! Steve Carey : Hey, Mimi, I found something that'll help you get pregnant. Drew Carey : [to Steve] A blindfold for your penis? Drew Carey : How does a guy keep from doubling over every time he looks at his girlfriend? [Drew, Oswald, and Lewis all look at Steve] Steve Carey : That is just rude! [after losing a bet, Steve has to eat dog food] Steve Carey : I think I'm going to be sick. Drew Carey : You put your tongue in Mimi's mouth and this is what makes you sick? Steve Carey : It's a boy! We're having a boy! [Drew comes in] Mimi Bobeck : Actually, I'm glad it's not a girl. After all, what woman could live up to this beauty? Drew Carey : All women, most men and some horses. Good morning. [Drew's brother is wearing a dress] Mimi Bobeck : Hey, Drew's brother is all right. Any man who can wear heels like that on ice? Proud to call sister. Steve Carey : Sister? That's what they called me at hockey camp. [Steve is wearing a dress] Oswald Lee Harvey : Why are you wearing a dress? Steve Carey : Why do you take long walks in the park? Oswald Lee Harvey : Because it feels good. Steve Carey : You should try women's underwear. Steve Carey : If there's a bra on the door, don't come in. If there's two bras on the door, get a room. If I were you, I'd get a room. Drew Carey : Wow, you dog you. Still a Carey. [pauses] Drew Carey : It's a girl, right? Steve Carey : Yeah. Drew Carey : Still a Carey. Drew Carey : Don't you ever wear guy clothes on a date? Steve Carey : I wore jeans once, but you know, they were the kind with the zippers on the ankles. Movie Title: Fargo (1996) as Norm Gunderson: Norm Gunderson : I love you, Margie. Marge Gunderson : I love you, Norm. Marge Gunderson : Hon? Norm Gunderson : Yah? Marge Gunderson : Prowler needs a jump. Movie Title: Waking the Dead (2000) as Father Stephen Mileski: Fielding Pierce : I am so sick of having to apologize for being an American. Father Stephen Mileski : North American. Fielding Pierce : Uh, God, I'm so sorry. Yes, North American. But I can't help noticing that when people run to freedom they tend to wash up on North American shores. This country is till the best that we've been able to do in the whole fucking history of the planet |
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