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 John Vernon QuotationMovie Title: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) as Curtis Mooney: Debbie Stone : We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else. Dave Hanson : What? What? Mike Tobacco : It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away! Curtis Mooney : Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit! Curtis Mooney : They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist! Curtis Mooney : I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit! Movie Title: War of the Worlds (1988) as General Wilson: Suzanne: Uncle Hank, are you sure about this? General Wilson : If I'm wrong, I'll apologize in the morning. [seeing a dissolved alien body] General Wilson : They sure don't die very pretty, do they? Movie Title: The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) as Fletcher: Senator : There's a saying, Fletcher: To the victor belongs the spoils. Fletcher : There's another saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining. [Fletcher knows he's talking to Josey Wales] Fletcher : I think I'll go down Mexico and find him. Josey Wales : And then? Fletcher : I'll give him the first move. I owe him that much. I think I'll tell him the war is over. What do you say... Mr. Wilson? Josey Wales : Reckon so. We all died a little in that damn war. Fletcher : You told me those men would be treated decently. Senator Lane : They were. They were decently fed and then they were decently shot. Movie Title: Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) as Dr. Stone: Prosecutor : Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker? Dr. Stone : I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry. Movie Title: The Adventures of Batman & Robin (1992) as Rupert Thorne: Rupert Thorne : All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative. Movie Title: Animal House (1978) as Dean Vernon Wormer: Dean Vernon Wormer : Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus? Greg Marmalard : Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way. Dean Vernon Wormer : Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. Greg Marmalard : You're talking about Delta, sir. Dean Vernon Wormer : Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP! Dean Vernon Wormer : The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me. Dean Vernon Wormer : Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Dean Vernon Wormer : Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation! Otter : What a tool. Dean Vernon Wormer : I didn't get that, son, what was that? Otter : Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules." Dean Vernon Wormer : Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose. Mayor Carmine De Pasto : If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay for it. Dean Vernon Wormer : Carmine, I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college. Mayor Carmine De Pasto : Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken. Dean Vernon Wormer : Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you. Dean Vernon Wormer : I hate those guys. Dean Vernon Wormer : As of now they're on Double SECRET Probation! Movie Title: I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988) as Mr. Big: Mr. Big : I know you're surprised that a big Hollywood star like me would appear in this movie. A lot of Hollywood stars have done exploitation films; like Angie Dickinson in 'Big Bad Mama'. Jack Slade: Or Shelly Winters in 'Cleopatra Jones'! Movie Title: Sledge Hammer! (1986) as Mayor Jack Flambo: Mayor Jack Flambo : That man makes Rambo look like Pee-Wee Herman. Movie Title: Charley Varrick (1973) as Maynard Boyle: Charley Varrick : It has to do with this bag of money I'd like to give back to you. Maynard Boyle : So give it back. What's the problem? Charley Varrick : The problem is the big gorilla in the maroon car who's trying to kill me. Movie Title: Dirty Harry (1971) as The Mayor: [Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man] Harry Callahan : Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. The Mayor : Intent? How did you establish that? Harry Callahan : When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! [walks out of the room] The Mayor : He's got a point. The Mayor : Well let's have it. Harry Callahan : Have what? The Mayor : A report! What have you been doing? Harry Callahan : Well, for the past three quarters of an hour I've been sitting on my ass in your outer office waiting on you! |
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