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 Julie Hagerty QuotationMovie Title: Jackie's Back: Portrait of a Diva (1999) as Penny Marshall: Penny Marshall : Jackie's a diva. Don Cornelius : I think, if you look in the dictionary for the word "Diva," you'd probably see Jackie's picture. Eva Marie Saint : A diva is a very spoiled singer who lies... like Jackie. Bruce Vilanch : It's a larger-than-life creature who can turn on a dime... or on a friend. Diahann Carroll : It's a word that some gay man made up... Howie Mandel : What is a diva? Ethyl Washington Rue Owens : A dumb... ignorant... vicious-- [asshole bleeped out] Ethyl Washington Rue Owens : And if that's what Jackie calls herself, she's right. Movie Title: A Guy Thing (2003) as Dorothy: Dorothy : These are going to be our in-laws, so we really have to make sure that... Buck : Honey, I'm a pants salesman. I think I know how to act around people. Dorothy : Where's the groom-to-be? Karen : He's not here yet. Dorothy : You know Paul, he always comes a little late. Buck : What do you think of that, Kenny? Movie Title: Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) as Elaine Dickinson: Elaine Dickinson : Ted, I have the strangest feeling we've been through this exact same thing before. Striker : We're going to have to blow up the computer! Elaine Dickinson : Blow ROC? [A smiling face appears on the computer] Elaine Dickinson : I'm gonna go get Ted, just don't fall apart on me now! ROC: Voice interface. Elaine Dickinson : There's an overheat in the core. Please analyze problem. ROC: There is no apparent overheat. Elaine Dickinson : Yes, there is, ROC. We read a core overheat. Repeat analysis. ROC: Analysis confirmed. All systems compute positive. Elaine Dickinson : Well, not from where I'm sitting, they don't! ROC: Look, Elaine. Cut the "not from where I'm sitting" shit. It must be a human error. [Elaine turns to the captain] Elaine Dickinson : Captain, I think we have a computer foul-up! Captain Clarence Oveur: I see. Elaine Dickinson : Well, what do you recommend, Captain? Captain Clarence Oveur: Maybe you'd better run it through the computer. Elaine Dickinson : But sir, I already have! Captain Clarence Oveur: Good! Movie Title: Airplane! (1980) as Elaine Dickinson / Elaine: Ted Striker : My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. Elaine Dickinson : When will you be back? Ted Striker : I can't tell you that. It's classified. Rumack : You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson : A hospital? What is it? Rumack : It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Ted Striker : Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. Elaine Dickinson : Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning. Rumack : Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts? Elaine Dickinson : No. Elaine Dickinson : There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Elaine Dickinson : You got a letter from headquarters this morning. Ted Striker : What is it? Elaine Dickinson : It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. Rumack : What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson : Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Rumack : Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Elaine Dickinson : Would you like something to read? Hanging Lady : Do you have anything light? Elaine Dickinson : How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?" Rex Kramer : (points out the window) There he is. Striker, you're coming in too fast. Ted Striker : I know, I know. Elaine Dickinson : He knows, he knows. [Elaine is relaying what Ted is saying to Kramer] Ted Striker : It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts. Elaine Dickinson : It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts. Elaine : It takes so many things to make love last. But most of all, it takes respect, and I can't live with a man I don't respect. [with Randi's help, and as Dr. Rumack looks on, Ted is studying the controls of Flight #209... and attempting, against all hope, to understand how in heaven do these blasted things work] Elaine Dickinson : Ted! What are you doing here? YOU can't fly this plane! Ted Striker : That's what I'm trying to TELL these people! [Flight #209 has gone into yet ANOTHER nosedive] Elaine Dickinson : Ted, the altitude! We're falling, Ted! We're falling! THE MOUNTAINS, TED! THE MOUNTAINS! Ted Striker : What MOUNTAINS? We're over IOWA! Elaine Dickinson : The... THE CORNFIELDS, TED! THE CORNFIELDS! Movie Title: Noises Off... (1992) as Poppy Taylor: Poppy Taylor : Would you just listen to me, because I really have to tell you... I'm PREGNANT! Lloyd Fellowes : ...and curtain, perhaps? Movie Title: A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982) as Dulcy: Dulcy : A hammock! That's so nostalgic for me. I lost it in a hammock. Adrian : Excuse me? Dulcy : You have to have really good balance. |
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