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 Joel Grey QuotationMovie Title: Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985) as Chiun: Chiun : Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild. Major Rayner Fleming : [to Remo] I see you both went to the same charm school. [Remo dangles from a car on the Wonder Wheel] Remo Williams : Jesus. Chiun : Concentrate. This is no time for prayer. Chiun : You move like a pregnant yak. Sit. Chiun : It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti... Remo Williams : Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it. Chiun : I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I want to eat them. Chiun : You did not ask to be white. So perhaps that is not your fault. You did not ask to be here. Perhaps that is not your fault, either. Chiun : Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work. Remo Williams : You know, Chiun, there are times when I really like you. Chiun : Of course. I am Chiun. Remo Williams : And there are times when I could really kill you. Chiun : Good. We will practice that after dinner. Remo Williams : Are you hurt? Chiun : No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son. Remo Williams : What? What did you call me? Chiun : I called you a clumsy oaf. You drive like a monkey in heat. Chiun : The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss. Chiun : Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service. Remo Williams : You know, Chiun, you're a real pain in the ass. Chiun : That is because it is the fastest way to your brain. Movie Title: Cabaret (1972) as Master of Ceremonies: Master of Ceremonies : Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle! Master of Ceremonies : Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome in cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret! Master of Ceremonies : In here, life is beautiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful! [Curtains pull back to reveal an all-girl band] Movie Title: Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull's History Lesson (1976) as Nate Salisbury: William F. 'Buffalo Bill' Cody : Where were ya? William Halsey : It's the first of the moon. Nate Salisbury : That's not what Buffalo Bill asked ya! Now where in the hell have you been? William Halsey : During the first day of the first moon, Sitting Bull visits the sun in the mountains while his squaws move the teepees to the moon path. Nate Salisbury : Damn it, Halsey! Stop sunning and mooning us! Now where the hell have you been? Nate Salisbury : I'm the only partner Bill Cody ever had who tells him the truth. And in the end, we always agree. Ned Buntline : I was taught that when two partners always agree, one of them ain't necessary. |
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