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 Anne Schedeen QuotationMovie Title: ALF (1986) as Kate: ALF: Kate, have I ever lied to you? Kate : Yes. Several times. ALF: I meant today. [ALF is trying to be a professional shrink and he's annoying Kate and Willie] ALF: Speaking of aggravation, we've got to do something about Brian. Kate : What's wrong with Brian ALF: He's been experiencing some negative stroking from Kate lately. Kate : [in a sudden burst of anger] All right. That's it. Willie : Calm down. ALF: Stop ventilating. Kate : I am not ventilating. I am talking. [to Willie] Kate : and I resent the implication that I'm having a negative effect on my son's outlook. Oh I give up. I give up. ALF: You're letting out your emotions. Good. Now we can make some real progress. Willie : And you are spouting out a lot of psychological clichés you don't even understand. ALF: Why so hostile, Willie? I'm okay. You're okay. Willie : This must stop. ALF: That's right. A good scream. Let it fly. Willie : You cannot keep aggravating people like this. ALF: Why do you hate your mother? Kate : Don't break that remote. ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything? [Kate stares at him] ALF: Well, lately? [pause] ALF: LINE BREAK This week? [pause] ALF: LINE BREAK Today? [pause] ALF: LINE BREAK Since breakfast? [ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting] ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here. Kate : We'll let you use the portable TV. ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye ALF: And have you thought about what happens to me, when that "human babysitter" rummages trough my fridge? Kate : What do you mean your fridge? ALF: Okay its your fridge, but the fuzz in the meat door is mine. ALF: Mind if I showed you a trick ? Kate : The last time you showed me a trick, it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back. ALF: I told you not to lean in. [Kate tries to help Jake to talk to a girl] Kate : If it would be any help at all, you could practice on me. Jake: It wouldn't be the same Mrs. Tanner. Laura's much more... she's beautiful. Kate : [coldly] I see. [she leaves] ALF: [to Jake] You've got a way with women. [Kate refuses ALF to baby-sit Eric] ALF: But why, why? Kate : Why? Cause you're irresponsible. You trashed the living room, blew up the kitchen, wallpapered the shower... ALF: It was a rhetorical question. ALF: I'm a cursed Melmacian, I belong to the room of the goshdarned. Kate : Goshdarned? ALF: Ours was a polite society. ALF: Justice will not rest. Kate : What if I gave justice a cookie? ALF: Justice will think about it. Kate : ALF, you can use the portable TV in the bedroom. ALF: But it's too small. It makes everyone look like John Candy. Kate : Do you remember when you thought Mr.Littwak was building an atomic bomb in his basement? ALF: It was an atomic bomb. Willie : It was a pool heather. ALF: Hah. The Littwak's don't even own a pool. Kate : Yes they do. ALF: They do? Can we go over? Kate : Where's Lizard taking you? Lynn : To a science fiction movie. Something about this guy being shrunk and then injected into someone else. ALF: That's not science fiction. A friend of mine did that once. He took a wrong turn and got stuck in a guy's nose. [sound of cans opening, Alf and Brian come out with two cans of something in their hand] Kate : I thought I told you I didn't want you drinking soda pop. Brian : We didn't, this is beer. Movie Title: Paper Dolls (1984) as Sara Frank: Sara Frank : Racine's been in more beds than a hotel breakfast tray... |
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